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Handnr: 254 Submitted by : BBM
Table 'Cardroom' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Villain ($14500 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($25500 in chips)
Villain: posts small blind $50
Hero: posts big blind $100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero ]
Villain said, "hhanging around, hhanging around ... kid's got alligator blood. can't get read of him"
Villain: calls $50
Hero said, "Well I'm not going anywhere .. double the blind"
Hero: raises $100 to $200
Villain said, "OK, I call it"
Villain: calls $100
*** FLOP *** ]
Hero said, "I check"
Hero: checks
Villain said, "2 grand"
Villain: bets $2000
Hero said, "All right, I'll call your 2 grand. I'll gamble. Don't splash the pot"
Hero: calls $2000
Villain said "you on a draw, michael? don't try this one, it's not good for you"
Villain said, "and in MY club, I will splash the pot WHENEVER the FUCK I please"
*** TURN *** ] ]
Hero said, "I'm gonna check, Teddy"
Hero: checks
Villain said, "that's right... biiiig daddy bets the pot"
Villain bets: $4400
Hero said, "That's 4400?
Hero said, "all right, I'm gonna call you"
Hero said, "or else I won't respect myself in the morning"
Hero calls: $4400
Villain said, "respect - is all you have left in the morning. last card coming"
*** RIVER *** ] ]
Hero said, "check"
Hero: checks
Villain said, "it hurts, doesn't it? you can't belieeeve what fell! al your dreams .. fop..
Villain said, "just pop down the Facking drain. your fate - is sitting right beside you. but ace could not have helped you.
Villain said, "I .. bet it... all"
Villain: bets $7700
Hero said, "you're right, teddy, the Ace didn't help me, I flopped the nut straight"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows ] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Villain: mucks hand
Hero collected $40000 from pot
Villain said, "MOTHERFUCKER EB TVOIU MAT!"
Villain said, "MOTHERFUCKER"
Villain said, "NO MORE, NOT TONIGHT"
Villain said, "this son of bitch ALL NIGHT CHECK CHECK CHECK, he trapped me :("
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40000 | Rake $0
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JinKazama23   United States. Nov 21 2005 01:35. Posts 347 | | |
Hahhahahahahaaha , the best hand chat which i've ever seen :DD |
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JinKazama23   United States. Nov 21 2005 01:38. Posts 347 | | |
omfg this is so strong :DDDDDDD
"Villain said, "MOTHERFUCKER EB TVOIU MAT!"
Villain said, "MOTHERFUCKER"
Villain said, "NO MORE, NOT TONIGHT"
Villain said, "this son of bitch ALL NIGHT CHECK CHECK CHECK, he trapped me ""
hahahahahaha this guy shall be mad furious ahhahahahaah.
btw. BBM you are Liquid.Hero aka FroZ ? |
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BBM   Canada. Nov 21 2005 01:39. Posts 508 | | |
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I carry all my important documents with me at all times in my wallet, because I do not intend to lose my wallet | |
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BBM   Canada. Nov 21 2005 01:41. Posts 508 | | |
My god, the mistake in this hand will eat me forever
admin, please edit it to make it good |
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I carry all my important documents with me at all times in my wallet, because I do not intend to lose my wallet | |
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