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Submitted by : Daut

So today while auditing payroll on my current client, I was exposed to a list of thousands of names of employees . I thought I'd share some of the more memorable ones . These are all actual first names of current employees of the client i work for, I swear.

shanea
deshonta
ashiya
chantay
ilesha
anjanette
shanae
lakeesha
lakeea
cherlynne
lawanda
tynita
dashea
chamia
tomekia
anissa
lutrecia
jawana
famashaine
cherita
rayonda
okeysha
jolisa
shkeyia
charmalee
chimere
tinisha
moisha
quinnisha
tashawna
tanasha
angelique
claudelle
lolita
yolanda
vineetha
charrise
sharifa
tania
saramma
shilena
shakeya
latanya
wanita
zanita
mustafa
shareema
shaconna
sheneeta
tynesha
shanece
sharlene
yolette
rolanda
charnise
laleetha
musu

And now the awards, as voted on by me.


Honorable Mention: Simi - loyal manservant to Akeem, Prince of Zimunda

5. Immaculate - im thinking "conception" because his mother probably had no idea who the father was .

4. Mbukapindu - his last name was an unprintable combination of whistles and clicks . Probably means "lion-killer" or "the one who makes love to zebras" in Sudanese.

3. Chu Chu - as in "a train" or "a pokemon character"

2. Dimples - fucking speechless on this one





and finally...








1. TURQUOISE

Comments

Daut    United States. Aug 29 2007 00:01. Posts 8955 hotw NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut

jayluf   United States. Aug 29 2007 00:03. Posts 269 you in the big 4?

Yugless    United States. Aug 29 2007 00:05. Posts 7174 his last name was an unprintable combination of whistles and clicks haha Baal - look is talking hah.

Yugless    United States. Aug 29 2007 00:06. Posts 7174 and yes hotw ez Baal - look is talking hah.

EmKey   Poland. Aug 29 2007 00:14. Posts 643 I assume TURQUOISE is a male version of turquasia ? And "Simi - loyal manservant to Akeem, Prince of Zimunda" was a character from Eddie Murphy movie. redefining weak/tight since 2006

Red9   Canada. Aug 29 2007 00:38. Posts 7447 omfg...i fell out of my chair I will grind you into dust.

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