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you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny

actually it's hilarious, keep doing it

dude itd be so fucking 1337 if we could get the comments on this hand up to 1,337

But that would be SPAMMING

On May 07 2006 23:37 fira wrote: you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny actually it's hilarious, keep doing it

I posted a hand... how is that complaining.


I loled at in table chat?

Submitted by : Arya

***** Hand History for Game 4208663434 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 07, 14:24:44 ET 2006
Table Table 106634 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 6: mad1337nes ( $45.40 )
Seat 5: darkxprt ( $10.59 )
Seat 1: BOXER ( $221.60 )
Seat 3: god ( $202.87 )
Seat 2: bigballs ( $199.71 )
Seat 4: phil ivey ( $1010.23 )
phil ivey posts small blind [$1].
darkxprt posts big blind [$2].

Holecards
Dealt to mad1337nes
mad1337nes raises [$4].
darkxprt calls [$4].
BOXER calls [$4].
god calls [$4].
bigballs folds.
phil ivey folds.

Flop (Pot : $19)

   
mad1337nes checks.
darkxprt folds.
BOXER folds.
god folds.
mad1337nes doesn't show five of a kind, super 1337nes flush Aces house.
mad1337nes wins $13.37

mad1337nes: WTF BAD BEAT

BET THE FLOP you want to protect your hand from runner runner runner runner runner suited super house

First Name: Chris
Last Name: T. (obv can't reveal full identity)
YOB: 1988
Location: Unite States
Nickname: mad1337nes
Bio: His l337nes cannot be compared, it's so MAD it's mad1337nes

On May 07 2006 23:38 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:37 fira wrote: you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny actually it's hilarious, keep doing it I posted a hand... how is that complaining. I loled at in table chat?

actually, you didn't just post "a" hand. you posted maybe 349834893904 hands, all of them a tiny ass pot, all of them very very generic and uniteresting, all of them your opponent having 30% chance to win, and all of them with you saying your catch phrase "any two"

gets irritating after a while

On May 07 2006 23:41 fira wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:38 mad1337nes wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:37 fira wrote: you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny actually it's hilarious, keep doing it I posted a hand... how is that complaining. I loled at in table chat? actually, you didn't just post "a" hand. you posted maybe 349834893904 hands, all of them a tiny ass pot, all of them very very generic and uniteresting, all of them your opponent having 30% chance to win, and all of them with you saying your catch phrase "any two" gets irritating after a while

usually its 80/20 or less

On May 07 2006 23:44 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:41 fira wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:38 mad1337nes wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:37 fira wrote: you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny actually it's hilarious, keep doing it I posted a hand... how is that complaining. I loled at in table chat? actually, you didn't just post "a" hand. you posted maybe 349834893904 hands, all of them a tiny ass pot, all of them very very generic and uniteresting, all of them your opponent having 30% chance to win, and all of them with you saying your catch phrase "any two" gets irritating after a while usually its 80/20 or less

Usually it's shut the fuck up no one cares.

On May 07 2006 23:46 GoodKarma wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:44 mad1337nes wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:41 fira wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:38 mad1337nes wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:37 fira wrote: you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny actually it's hilarious, keep doing it I posted a hand... how is that complaining. I loled at in table chat? actually, you didn't just post "a" hand. you posted maybe 349834893904 hands, all of them a tiny ass pot, all of them very very generic and uniteresting, all of them your opponent having 30% chance to win, and all of them with you saying your catch phrase "any two" gets irritating after a while usually its 80/20 or less Usually it's shut the fuck up no one cares.

QFT

On May 07 2006 23:46 GoodKarma wrote: Usually it's shut the fuck up no one cares.

feels good to grow a spine once ur in a group.... yes?

See what you need to understand is that these guys are not playing along the lines of the blind/ante structure in place. They call w/ the most modest of holdings as if there were an invisible ante. See there isn't REALLY an ante but they play like there IS one. That's why I call it an INVISIBLE ANTE. Do you see why?

If you just play correctly in accordance to the blinds you should be in for a big win against these suckers.

-David Sklansky
2+2 publishing
Nobel Prize in Math (if i would have tried)
11'' cock

On May 07 2006 23:49 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:46 GoodKarma wrote: Usually it's shut the fuck up no one cares. feels good to grow a spine once ur in a group.... yes?

And you still lost to A3o.

On May 07 2006 23:49 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:46 GoodKarma wrote: Usually it's shut the fuck up no one cares. feels good to grow a spine once ur in a group.... yes?

I don't have to find instances where I insulted you without anyone else do I....?
It's hard to be induvidual when insulting someone universally disliked.

Of course I am very afraid that if I insult you without others also doing it you'll fly over here and beat me up or something.

this was actually the first google result for chrisT18 wow

On May 07 2006 23:46 GoodKarma wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2006 23:44 mad1337nes wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:41 fira wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:38 mad1337nes wrote:   On May 07 2006 23:37 fira wrote: you complain soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny actually it's hilarious, keep doing it I posted a hand... how is that complaining. I loled at in table chat? actually, you didn't just post "a" hand. you posted maybe 349834893904 hands, all of them a tiny ass pot, all of them very very generic and uniteresting, all of them your opponent having 30% chance to win, and all of them with you saying your catch phrase "any two" gets irritating after a while usually its 80/20 or less Usually it's no one cares.

well this one is 66/33, the aa one was 60/40 from flop.

On May 07 2006 23:35 Ket wrote: S

S

ESTEBAN WAS EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

lol.

MADNESS IS GAY
HOMOSEXUAL I SAY

DO YOU SEE WHY?????????????????????????????//////////////////

MAD LEET NESS

On May 08 2006 00:06 Pacifist wrote: MAD LEET NESS

GAY means: "Got Aids Yet"

words cannot express the love i have for mad1337n3ss....