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player999   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 00:33. Posts 7978


  On June 13 2012 18:01 tutz wrote:
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Well, a lot of the evidence I have come across to the Reptilians Theory has everything to do with the Illuminati and One World Order, it is all connected. Since there is also a lot of evidence (or clues if you wanna call it like that) that suggests something major will happen in the London Olympic Games 2012 I have to imply that if nothing happens, all the evidence that I have seen is bullshit, therefor I have no reason to believe the rest of the theory, since most of it is the same "kind" of evidence and the rest wont be enough to still convince me. In conclusion: after the London Games 2012 I will either be 100% absolutely sure about this or I just wont believe it anymore.



no, this probably wont happen. thats what the people who believe in the end of the world say, but then the world doesnt end (like year 2000, later this year, and all the other times), and the ppl that said it would come up with an excuse, a new date, and the dummies keep believing

you will just read up the excuses they come up with and keep believing

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

Zorglub   Denmark. Jun 14 2012 01:09. Posts 2870

The future is uncertain and the end is always near - Jim Morrison

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

tapatapaz   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 01:58. Posts 1279

my god, i have all my life stood up to defend people and their freedom of speech in online forums, but seeing all this shit _constantly_ piling up is way way too much.. and we are all to blame. after this post, i wont try to 'help' (i consider myself to be helping, some people may disagree) anymore so as not to fuel the fire




thats it, you got me. i am a reptile. ive been trying to come out for a long time but never had the courage nor the chance.. but this post got to me. as with all the other reptiles that ive known that had the eggs to speak the truth, i will soon probably be shipped back to Nibiru to be put in DarkJail, where you dont get no sunlight for a year and 100% of the inmates die.. been a fun stay though. oh, you probably want to ask me a lot of secrets about Earth and a who-is-who in the Reptillian Human world, so here it goes: a famous poster in this site is of the Netrilis lineage and they are OMG GOTTA GO THEYVE ARRIVED, FASTER THAN I THOUGHT, CHEERS GUYS BEEN FUN LOVED HUMAN PUSSY MY PS ACCOUNT HAS 3 MILLION DOLLARS THE USERNAME IS ToRaptors AND THE PASSWORD IS

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jun 14 2012 02:01. Posts 1760

Is this a huge level or trolling? ... I don't know, if this kind of stuff is as common in the general population as it is on LP.net, but I have the feeling that many poker players have lost the touch to reality. Maybe this is a underestimated side-effect of having an income by playing cards instead of having a real job with real world problems.
Just look around here, there are threads claiming we all live in the Matrix and it's all a huge conspiracy (tutz), we are ruled by reptilies (... no words, sorry), and other conspiracy stuff.

Some people really need a reality check.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned. Last edit: 14/06/2012 02:03

tapatapaz   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 02:04. Posts 1279

ha. i was leveling you guys. there are no reptilians out there. just sit tight and keep to talking poker. have a nice day.

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal 

Zorglub   Denmark. Jun 14 2012 02:13. Posts 2870

Most of us are probably ruled by the reptilian brain, the one that wants sex at any cost

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

player999   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 02:23. Posts 7978


  On June 14 2012 01:04 tapatapaz wrote:
ha. i was leveling you guys. there are no reptilians out there. just sit tight and keep to talking poker. have a nice day.



you're just saying that now to not blow your cover...

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

player999   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 02:25. Posts 7978


  On June 14 2012 01:01 Royal_Rumble wrote:
Is this a huge level or trolling? ... I don't know, if this kind of stuff is as common in the general population as it is on LP.net, but I have the feeling that many poker players have lost the touch to reality. Maybe this is a underestimated side-effect of having an income by playing cards instead of having a real job with real world problems.
Just look around here, there are threads claiming we all live in the Matrix and it's all a huge conspiracy (tutz), we are ruled by reptilies (... no words, sorry), and other conspiracy stuff.

Some people really need a reality check.



actually this is probably more frequent in the "regular population" than you would think, at least imo

if there is something that I've learned in my life is that people, in general, are very very very stupid

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

c4rnage   . Jun 14 2012 03:02. Posts 409



there is a snake being eated in Mexico flag, the theory is that mexicans are descendants from some badass eaglelike alien race that came to earth to save us from the reptillians


tutz   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 03:21. Posts 2140

guys you talk to me like I didnt know how crazy this is lol I knwo guys, I know. the fact that you wont even consider this as a posibility for a second just show how closed your mind is. like morpheus said: "most people are not ready for the thruth". our mind is too deep in the matrix. try to free it for a bit, get rid of all fixed ideas that you have. some ppl here get pumped with the fact that the majority agrees with then, so they must be right, and they feel the urge to say how crazy and I'm how right they are.

"Oh I've always stood up for freedom of speech, but this is too much no no no no" . tell me about how much you have fought for our freedom of speech
"You need a reality check" Or do you?
"This is a huge troll". Or is it?

The truth...
"First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

 Last edit: 14/06/2012 03:31

spugru   Finland. Jun 14 2012 04:06. Posts 187

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing tutz the world is run by reptilians who need gold for planet Nibiru.

Keep on puffin da erb.

play your position small soldier 

Loco   Canada. Jun 14 2012 04:40. Posts 20992


  On June 14 2012 02:21 tutz wrote:
guys you talk to me like I didnt know how crazy this is lol I knwo guys, I know. the fact that you wont even consider this as a posibility for a second just show how closed your mind is. like morpheus said: "most people are not ready for the thruth". our mind is too deep in the matrix. try to free it for a bit, get rid of all fixed ideas that you have. some ppl here get pumped with the fact that the majority agrees with then, so they must be right, and they feel the urge to say how crazy and I'm how right they are.

"Oh I've always stood up for freedom of speech, but this is too much no no no no" . tell me about how much you have fought for our freedom of speech
"You need a reality check" Or do you?
"This is a huge troll". Or is it?

The truth...
"First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer



Conspiracy theorists love quoting Schopenhauer, what they don't like is actually reading his works. If there is one person who would have died laughing at all of this it is him.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jun 14 2012 05:15. Posts 8918

I like the part where you say you wont give your opinion on this and then proceed to give, what I assume given the lack of quote marks or credit to another source, your opinions.


tutz   Brasil. Jun 14 2012 05:18. Posts 2140

AMAZING how human bahavior is. Most of the posts here are you guys trying to tell me in some way that you are better than me. All you are trying to do is to boost your ego and put me down:

"You don't know what you are talking about."
"Read this, you are looking in the wrong place"
"You are just a stupid model"

The only guy that had a mature approach about this with me was Mariuslol. One guy here even sent me a PM telling me to read stuff that I'm pretty sure he never read himself, but it will:
1. Make him feel better
2. Imply that he is smarter than me cause he have read the content and I haven't (but I'm pretty sure he haven't either)
3. Try to put me down.

Guys, you can't put me down. Open you minds. Of course I might be wrong, sure. You dont need to give me credit for anything, but why the arrogance? Why the hypocrisy? Look at yourself. Are you proud of yourself? How many things you want to change in your life but you haven't? How judgemental are you about others? Are you being true to yourself? How do you treat you parents/friends? What are you goals in life? Why do you want so much to feel superior than? Where is the love? Answer those questions to yourself. DONT judge me. Understand.
You are not better than me.


dnagardi   Hungary. Jun 14 2012 05:43. Posts 1779

OPEN UP YOUR MIIIIINDS

this shit is fucking retarded

what the fuck


cariadon   Estonia. Jun 14 2012 05:47. Posts 4019

Titz and D_umbas_s for featured blog and a special tin foiled hat icon.

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Funktion   Australia. Jun 14 2012 05:55. Posts 1638

I saw a couple of TV documentaries on this called "V" (80's and 09). You can take this theory to the bank.


Loco   Canada. Jun 14 2012 06:10. Posts 20992

I went to truthism.com to look at their arguments and the only "proof" they have to offer is this video of a Reptilian:



Yeah, that's their only video on the channel. Though they have other ones on other channels of the same woman and they keep obsessing over her blinks, even though there is nothing particular on the others. They follow it up on the site with:

"Right now, I bet you're like, "Oh my God, oh my God! They're real, they're real!" Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. What, did you actually think that humans were the only intelligent beings in the universe? Moreover, who the fuck do you think created humanity in the first place? "An intangible god?" No. "Evolution?" Uh, no. "Aliens?" Duh."

I'm sold.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 14/06/2012 06:34

D_smart_S   Bulgaria. Jun 14 2012 06:17. Posts 688



Mike Tyson calls Don King a reptilian motherfucker after 2:00.

Zep: When I said I feel obligated to troll, it was a figure of speechLast edit: 14/06/2012 06:21

Loco   Canada. Jun 14 2012 06:28. Posts 20992

I have a couple very simple questions for you now d_smart_s. Why did the Reptilians create us as we are? That is, with subjective experience. Why couldn't they make simple robots to work for them? Why did they need to create self-aware beings to use as slaves? If you want something efficient, why create a human being instead of a real machine? You also run the risk that the human being awakens to the truth and can no longer be used as a tool. I mean, according to this site (truthism.com), those people who wrote it and those who believe it are no longer mind-controlled. Only those who deny "the truth" are weak-minded tools being used by the Reptilians. Did they undo their conditioning or 'programming' by simply acknowledging their true origins? How does that work? It's just a different belief after all. And again, why would a super-intelligent alien race who wants efficiency and to never be found risk 1) to be found and 2) that their creation ends up not being efficient as it could be with machines? Is it so that they could have fun spying on us while we talk about them in disbelief? It seems more likely that the one alien who created us was intoxicated as fuck... but there may be some conspiracy theorists who have arrived at that hypothesis already.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 14/06/2012 06:33

 
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