The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory - Page 8

On June 15 2012 11:10 tutz wrote: Trying my best english here, let me know if I dont make sense.

You haven't made any sense since the day you joined LP, possibly earlier. The only small reptilian in this thread hides in D_umbas_S pants. Lucky for us, the only plausible person he can impregnate is Titz. Oh btw, how is your girlfriend taking your bulshit Titz? Can we have your girlfriend in the well on LP? Would be awesome.

tutz u dodged my question

Wtf ppl keep asking me of my personal life when it is not what is being discussed. I already answered that before, so I will just copy/paste here the quote:

On June 13 2012 16:35 tutz wrote: Hide nested quote - On June 13 2012 16:14 bigredhoss wrote: tutz do you talk with your g/f about these ideas you have? if yes what does she think about them. yes we do! a lot actualy. she have seem/read almost everything I have, I showed it to her in the most part. she enjoys learning about this different theories, sometimes she even look up some interesting stuff online and tells me about it and we discuss. she lived in india for 2 years, used to be a yoga teacher there besides being a model, she have done vipassana 4 times in her life, anyway she is a really cool/positive mind person, vibrations, power of the mind and toughts, etc. she thinks it is totally posible, but she doesnt have her mind made up for any specific theory of creation, god or anything really. she says there are too many posibilities and we as humans know nothing for certain about this endless universe we live. she says that all bad things that have ever happened in history have happened because one thinks one knows more or is better than other. anyway, this is going too deep. summing up what she thinks: do good to other people, take all negative things/toughts away from your life, that how she is about everything. she know I'm in this online poker forum trying to do some good but told me that whenever it starts becoming a negative discussion I should stop it and move on. she understands me, and she doesnt think I'm crazy. to be honest, I could change my mind tomorrow about this, really. I'm not locked with any fixed ideas. but as of right now this seems to be very fucking true to me.

about my friends I talk about this things with my closest friends only, they are all cool and open minded with me so I'm really glad to have them as friends, besides other qualities. I don't go deeper into this much tough except with my girl. my personal life have nothing to do with this, but I must say I'm very happy about pretty much any aspect of my life.

Has it ever occurred to you that, albeit good intentions, you are actually a plague in this forum and destroying it ? One D_umbas_S is enough as is. Every post you make you are sawing the branch you are sitting on, digging the hole you are in deeper. Your girlfriend is probably keeping you relatively sane ( compared to D_umbas_S who is beyond help ) and you should appreciate her more instead of trying to troll her with stupid pranks.

Unless, of course, lizards are controlling your brain. In which case i suggest wearing a tin foiled hat.

Hey cariadon,

You should focus building a better self instead of focusing your time on bashing and attacking others, I really think it would make you a happier person. Peace buddy

On June 15 2012 12:26 tutz wrote: You should focus building a better self instead of focusing your time on bashing and attacking others, I really think it would make you a happier person. Peace buddy

Says the dude that has been accusing people of literally being lizards/reptilians?
I'm not sure since I don't read a lot of the retarded posts in this thread but I'm guessing you've been doing that.

On June 15 2012 12:34 taco wrote: Show nested quote + On June 15 2012 12:26 tutz wrote: You should focus building a better self instead of focusing your time on bashing and attacking others, I really think it would make you a happier person. Peace buddy Says the dude that has been accusing people of literally being lizards/reptilians? I'm not sure since I don't read a lot of the retarded posts in this thread but I'm guessing you've been doing that.

I'm not saying people are lizards, I'm saying we (humans) are basically controled by reptile aliens in almost every way. That is not the same of bashing or making others feel worse about themselves. It is just how I see the world.

A couple of wishes:

-To everyone that hasn't (especially those of you who believe in reptilian alien mind control, etc.), please consider exposing yourself to some actually useful information. I recommend some of the really fun and interesting videos by CrashCourse on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/crashcourse

The most accessible / fun videos are the World History videos. I'd start from video 1. They are all golden.

Learning a little more about how the world has changed over the years might open your eyes a bit to actually thinking about useful things and gaining some rational understanding of the world around you.

-To everyone, plz stop posting in this fucking thread unless you sincerely believe in ancient aliens and lizard people. All you do by posting in it is promote the view to more vulnerable minds who may come across this pathetic sophistry, this horrible disfigurement of rational thought, these theories promoted by those who wish to profit from the ignorant, mentally ill, or otherwise vulnerable individuals. All you're accomplishing is to help these ideas reach more people by bumping this thread

(I only post in here because its the #1 thread and thus I'm not bumping it )

Titz, you should focus on not being a retarded fuck. The only conspiracy i see happening here is Titz and D_umbas_s giggling like girls while trolling everyone. I mean no way can they be serious... can they ?
We have had moderation for less. Are the mods on vacation or something?

Were you a good person when you put your pubes in your girlfriends sandwiches or whatever else you did to get some internet fame?

I'm 100% serious here man. Would love if people would take it more seriously and made their own research even if they end to the conclusion they dont believe on the Reptilian Theory, at least would be an informed conclusion. If anyone is trolling here it seems to be you.

Poll: Ban ?
(Vote): Yup, it's getting old
(Vote): No, let him troll

On June 15 2012 13:57 cariadon wrote: Were you a good person when you put your pubes in your girlfriends sandwiches or whatever else you did to get some internet fame?

Never did that, I put salt on her sandwich and I knew she would take it as a joke. We do pranks with each other all the time, we find it funny and entertaining, but we dont always film it. If you see every prank that I have out on the internet she is always laughing at what I do to her.

Interesting that the Reptilian Theory is so out of what people think to be posible that there are a lot of people here that still think I'm trolling. Funny how the internet work these days...

Is that poll for tutz or dsmart? Tutz is fine, dsmart should be gone

I scrolled through your awful blog to find you have removed the videos. Might it be to hide her embarrassed, confused, nervous and courtesy laughter ?

TBH I don't get what cariadon's issue is, pretty sure he's on a much faster ban train than anyone else here (and deserve it nearly as much as d_iCan'tType"smart"Here_s)

Can we PLEASE just vote certain users "off the island" and into ban land?

On June 15 2012 14:34 palak wrote: Is that poll for tutz or dsmart? Tutz is fine, dsmart should be gone

Troll-fest is on. It's time the mods stop the offtopic. This thread is about discussing the topic. If you don't like it, why are you here? To troll, of course, not to reason or to discuss. You are not bringing anything to the thread except childish behaivour and trolling. All you trolls just keep bumping and prolonging the duration of this thread. Pathetic attempt at stopping free speech. Oh wait, it's not that you are against free speech, you are only against those with different opinions or those attempting to question the mainstream theory that is just that - a theory. Too much ego...