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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:00. Posts 1841

ok so we make a liquidpoker house in the faroe islands it has good water (seriously think about how important water is in your life! if you drink bottled water you can drink leached of plastic so you have to drink glass ones btw) Anyway it also has clean air, thing is if we can afford a house we can start to grow crops shit is coting 250kr a gr. out here so there is good profit if jail I dont know but ill take resoponsibility no cop will look here lol ok whos in?

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:32. Posts 1841

what do yoy mean by?

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:36. Posts 1841

gonna post some drunk/ stoned hands nl and plo yeaaa

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:38. Posts 1841

shit Submitted by : Mortensen8

PokerStars Zoom Hand #85200335039: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/08/25 1:36:46 ET
Table Gotha 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kashash36 ($79.83 in chips)
Seat 2: grapedrink07 ($106.31 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: ecta4482 ($108.19 in chips)
Seat 5: NAGUZDUB ($195.43 in chips)
Seat 6: NiTsuA19 ($334.29 in chips)
grapedrink07: posts small blind $0.50
Hero: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to Hero TdAd6sJc
ecta4482: raises $2 to $3
NAGUZDUB: folds
NiTsuA19: folds
kashash36: calls $3
grapedrink07: folds
Hero: raises $9.50 to $12.50
ecta4482: calls $9.50
kashash36: calls $9.50

Flop (Pot : $38.00)

   4hJhQh
Hero: bets $18
ecta4482: calls $18
kashash36: folds

Turn (Pot : $74.00)

   4hJhQh2s
Hero: checks
ecta4482: bets $21
Hero: folds
Uncalled bet ($21) returned to ecta4482
ecta4482 collected $71.20 from pot
ecta4482: doesnt show hand

Summary
Total pot $74 | Rake $2.80
Board  4hJhQh2s
Seat 1: kashash36 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: grapedrink07 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Hero (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: ecta4482 collected ($71.20)
Seat 5: NAGUZDUB folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: NiTsuA19 folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:41. Posts 1841

Submitted by : Mortensen8

PokerStars Zoom Hand #85200382479: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/08/25 1:39:47 ET
Table Triangulum 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($102 in chips)
Seat 2: grac ($165.26 in chips)
Seat 3: coppertin ($55 in chips)
Seat 4: pinkiBlinki ($119.36 in chips)
Seat 5: rusolopez ($89.05 in chips)
Seat 6: mihron ($264.86 in chips)
grac: posts small blind $0.50
coppertin: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero 9c7h
pinkiBlinki: folds
rusolopez: folds
mihron: folds
Hero: raises $1 to $2
grac: folds
coppertin: calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.50)

   8d6cTh
coppertin: checks
Hero: bets $4
coppertin: calls $4

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $12.50)

   8d6cThJs
coppertin: checks
Hero: bets $9
coppertin: calls $9

River (Pot : $30.50)

   8d6cThJs6h
coppertin: checks
Hero: bets $14
coppertin: calls $14

Showdown
Hero: shows 9c7h (a straight, Seven to Jack)
coppertin: mucks hand
Hero collected $55.87 from pot

Summary
Total pot $58.50 | Rake $2.63
Board  8d6cThJs6h
Seat 1: Hero (button) showed 9c7h and won ($55.87) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: grac (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: coppertin (big blind) mucked JhQs
Seat 4: pinkiBlinki folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: rusolopez folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: mihron folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:42. Posts 1841

getting away with shit

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:44. Posts 1841

Submitted by : Mortensen8

PokerStars Zoom Hand #85200435124: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/08/25 1:43:07 ET
Table Triangulum 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OYRhit ($41.83 in chips)
Seat 2: Ronfar3 ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($131.03 in chips)
Seat 4: verybadday ($129.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Falkao1970 ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: grac ($166.26 in chips)
Ronfar3: posts small blind $0.50
Hero: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to Hero 7d7s
verybadday: folds
Falkao1970: raises $1.50 to $2.50
grac: folds
OYRhit: folds
Ronfar3: folds
Hero: calls $1.50

Flop (Pot : $5.50)

   4sQdKd
Hero: checks
Falkao1970: bets $3.67
Hero: folds
Uncalled bet ($3.67) returned to Falkao1970
Falkao1970 collected $5.25 from pot
Falkao1970: doesnt show hand

Summary
Total pot $5.50 | Rake $0.25
Board  4sQdKd
Seat 1: OYRhit (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: Ronfar3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Hero (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: verybadday folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Falkao1970 collected ($5.25)
Seat 6: grac folded before Flop (didnt bet)

boring but hst fold_

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RaiNKhAN    United States. Aug 25 2012 01:44. Posts 4080

kiss my faroe nigga

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 01:47. Posts 1841

too much work wtf

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uiCk   Canada. Aug 25 2012 01:50. Posts 3521


  On August 25 2012 00:36 Mortensen8 wrote:
gonna post some drunk/ stoned hands nl and plo yeaaa


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I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike TysonLast edit: 25/08/2012 01:54

TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 25 2012 01:53. Posts 6817

So when not drunk/stoned you play 9/7 or so, yeah?

Once I figure out where exactly the Faroes are I'll let you know if it's a horrible idea or not.
EDIT: Ok so it's situated even more horribly than I thought it was. Thought it was to the south of the UK. Yeah.
No.

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 02:03. Posts 1841

dropeed like from 27-20 to 23.19 since zoom heh play is so mmcuj different too many regs wtf

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 02:03. Posts 1841

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 02:08. Posts 1841

holdem man not working for last few days
Submitted by : Mortensen8

PokerStars Zoom Hand #85200772477: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/08/25 2:05:58 ET
Table Gotha 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: This_Passing ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: smithientist ($59.22 in chips)
Seat 3: INYAFACE21 ($51.95 in chips)
Seat 4: ArhPoker ($113.34 in chips)
Seat 5: grapedrink07 ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero ($100 in chips)
smithientist: posts small blind $0.50
INYAFACE21: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to Hero 8d4c9d7c
ArhPoker: folds
grapedrink07: folds
Hero: raises $2 to $3
This_Passing: calls $3
smithientist: folds
INYAFACE21: folds

Flop (Pot : $7.50)

   7hJcQs
Hero: bets $5
This_Passing: calls $5

Turn (Pot : $17.50)

   7hJcQsJh
Hero: bets $8.35
This_Passing: calls $8.35

River (Pot : $34.20)

   7hJcQsJhKc
Hero: bets $32.66
This_Passing: folds
Uncalled bet ($32.66) returned to Hero
Hero collected $32.66 from pot
Hero: doesnt show hand

Summary
Total pot $34.20 | Rake $1.54
Board  7hJcQsJhKc
Seat 1: This_Passing (button) folded on the River
Seat 2: smithientist (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: INYAFACE21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ArhPoker folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: grapedrink07 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: Hero collected ($32.66)


Submitted by : Mortensen8

PokerStars Zoom Hand #85200753693: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2012/08/25 2:04:46 ET
Table Gotha 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: MAXIAOYU ($112.51 in chips)
Seat 3: jtaaallin09 ($403.06 in chips)
Seat 4: grapedrink07 ($249.23 in chips)
Seat 5: INYAFACE21 ($38.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Bearhose ($59.49 in chips)
MAXIAOYU: posts small blind $0.50
jtaaallin09: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero 5hJc8h7c
grapedrink07: folds
INYAFACE21: raises $1 to $2
Bearhose: folds
Hero: calls $2
MAXIAOYU: calls $1.50
jtaaallin09: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $7.00)

   Th8c8s
MAXIAOYU: bets $4
INYAFACE21: folds
Hero: calls $4

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)

   Th8c8sTs
MAXIAOYU: bets $8
Hero: calls $8

River (Pot : $31.00)

   Th8c8sTs2d
MAXIAOYU: checks
Hero: checks

Showdown
MAXIAOYU: shows Ah8dKsQh (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero: mucks hand
MAXIAOYU collected $29.60 from pot

Summary
Total pot $31 | Rake $1.40
Board  Th8c8sTs2d
Seat 1: Hero (button) mucked 5hJc8h7c
Seat 2: MAXIAOYU (small blind) showed Ah8dKsQh and won ($29.60) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: jtaaallin09 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: grapedrink07 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: INYAFACE21 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Bearhose folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 25 2012 02:09. Posts 6817


  On August 25 2012 01:03 Mortensen8 wrote:


You make a compelling argument. When do we move?

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 02:14. Posts 1841

sometime in september need to finish off current job only thing is no cashing out we play until we cant afford ffood even then we can live of the land with fish and shit ... some bird eggs.. all you need to do is scale down a cliff with rope.
Then we move to malta and cashout tax free rinse/repeat

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Mortensen8   Chad. Aug 25 2012 02:16. Posts 1841

shit we need internet in that house... not sure if it still has internet and how bad it is.
(shit problem=!

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idonklife   Sweden. Aug 25 2012 02:30. Posts 182

a gram of weed costs £25?


 
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