NewbSaibot   United States. Oct 20 2012 14:21. Posts 4946
cliff's for anyone that doesnt know whats going on:
Someone smurfed 2p2 forums with Marshall's poker screename, posted bad HH's and tried to look stupid. Got caught, and decided to challenge Marshall HU. Marshall accepted, they played some 3/6 with a sidebet, and looks like marshall put a hurt on him.
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
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RaiNKhAN   United States. Oct 20 2012 14:29. Posts 4080
On October 20 2012 10:55 jonyy6788 wrote:
So you lost (adjusted EV line) for 6.2k hands and then won a bunch of buyins in 3k hands. Congrats lolsamplesize. Your delusions never cease to amaze.
I'll paraphrase.
"I'm going to quit poker"
"Nevermind, I was playing 2/4 and now I crush 10/20"
"I'm going to quit poker"
"Hey guys I make too much money so that I reach payout limits on my current site. After I play for 10 hrs a month, I hit the cap, so I quit playing."
"Well I made $450/hr in Month X in meaningless sample of 45hrs, therefore my hourly is $450/hr."
I would actually think all of your posts are a level, but the one about your interactions with others felt real and made me realize you're simply mentally ill.
shill spotted, how much did zachvac pay you to post this
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Rinny   United States. Oct 20 2012 14:45. Posts 600
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PuertoRican   United States. Oct 20 2012 15:26. Posts 13181
On October 20 2012 04:30 whamm! wrote:
lol u still suck at chess tho
And Starcraft.
Rekrul is a newb
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FrinkX   United States. Oct 20 2012 15:45. Posts 7562
On October 20 2012 03:43 MARSHALL28 wrote:
ya i was being a pussy. ppl change.
"ppl change aka i finally beat someone in something and here it is, oh and you all suck"
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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2c0ntent   Egypt. Oct 20 2012 16:01. Posts 1387
maaaaaaaaaaaaan u straight owned his redline
was he calling all of your strategy posts stupid for a reason? like,
"omg marshall u r advies is dumb aggro retard LOL" -zachvac
or what
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I read OP, then the thread. It took me like 5 minutes to remember what I was originally going to post about..
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Last edit: 20/10/2012 16:05
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goose58   United States. Oct 20 2012 19:00. Posts 871
If this is the same guy, I'm surprised he had 18k to lose o_O
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TalentedTom   Canada. Oct 20 2012 20:47. Posts 20070
good post Marshall, I've always been a huge advocate of shit talking, I think its a very unappreciated art
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same
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Carthac   United States. Oct 20 2012 22:48. Posts 1343
On October 20 2012 03:43 MARSHALL28 wrote:
ya i was being a pussy. ppl change.
Care to apologize for this comment?
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RICHI8   United States. Oct 20 2012 22:51. Posts 1341
It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall.
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MARSHALL28   United States. Oct 20 2012 23:11. Posts 1904
On October 20 2012 21:51 RICHI8 wrote:
It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall.
i'm so insignificant nothing i do will ever matter and i'll be gone to oblivion shortly.
might as well have fun.
Last edit: 20/10/2012 23:13
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Oct 20 2012 23:15. Posts 8649
suicide note?
Truck-Crash Life
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Endo   United States. Oct 21 2012 01:29. Posts 953
eh, solid bragpost imo.
if someone called you out and you slapped his face with a big dick, you'd love it.
On October 20 2012 21:51 RICHI8 wrote:
It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall.
i'm so insignificant nothing i do will ever matter and i'll be gone to oblivion shortly.
might as well stroke my ego and feel like i am significant and powerful until i bite the dust.
fyp
Richi is right though. You are basically saying you will never outgrow your childish competitiveness and ego-stroking habits. Having those kinds of habits and ambitions are bound to make life very difficult for you the more you grow up. Sadly these things will never really satisfy you. At some point if you indeed grow wiser you will understand that you have been wasting your time, pursuing the wrong things in life. Life's short man, and seeking power, respect and money isn't what's gonna get you a peaceful face on your death bed.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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AndrewSong   United States. Oct 21 2012 03:53. Posts 2355
Wow that is serious redline ownage.
Can we do this too? Willing to give odds if we can get it done before November
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MARSHALL28   United States. Oct 21 2012 07:03. Posts 1904
On October 20 2012 21:51 RICHI8 wrote:
It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall.
i'm so insignificant nothing i do will ever matter and i'll be gone to oblivion shortly.
might as well stroke my ego and feel like i am significant and powerful until i bite the dust.
fyp
Richi is right though. You are basically saying you will never outgrow your childish competitiveness and ego-stroking habits. Having those kinds of habits and ambitions are bound to make life very difficult for you the more you grow up. Sadly these things will never really satisfy you. At some point if you indeed grow wiser you will understand that you have been wasting your time, pursuing the wrong things in life. Life's short man, and seeking power, respect and money isn't what's gonna get you a peaceful face on your death bed.
lol im pretty sure this is just what it's like to be normal and there's nothing wrong with it. i'm pretty much not concerned at all with what you think is a problem.
this is the first time i've been off xanax in like 6 years ... since i started playing poker. i just feel a little more like me again.
On October 20 2012 10:55 jonyy6788 wrote:
So you lost (adjusted EV line) for 6.2k hands and then won a bunch of buyins in 3k hands. Congrats lolsamplesize. Your delusions never cease to amaze.
I'll paraphrase.
"I'm going to quit poker"
"Nevermind, I was playing 2/4 and now I crush 10/20"
"I'm going to quit poker"
"Hey guys I make too much money so that I reach payout limits on my current site. After I play for 10 hrs a month, I hit the cap, so I quit playing."
"Well I made $450/hr in Month X in meaningless sample of 45hrs, therefore my hourly is $450/hr."
I would actually think all of your posts are a level, but the one about your interactions with others felt real and made me realize you're simply mentally ill.
shill spotted, how much did zachvac pay you to post this
Haha, I am no shill. I read the blogs on CRs and this site and just am simply amazed at his posts. I'm not sure if the blogs are still around, but the 2012 blogs have been pure gold.
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patmcgroin   Afghanistan. Oct 21 2012 14:20. Posts 830