Haters take heed

On October 19 2012 23:34 MARSHALL28 wrote: Anybody else have something to say?

die howard

HU for rollz?

i'd be happier for you if you didn't sound like a douchebag in this post

def can write it up alot nicer, "this is a review of this match-up, these are the key hh's, heres the stats, if anyone else wants to try to call me out, just post a comment and we can arrange a match" would have been much better imo.

yeah I feel like with the aura of the post, villain must've been a LPer or something lol. Congrats anyway

i'm not a nice person

gg wp
talk shit get hit

holy fuck that redline

lol, trav said it right.

you sound like a fucking douche. and it also sounds like you have small-man syndrome.

I don't put your poker skills at stake, aka, i'm sure you're a good player, but holy fuck you seem like a huge loser in everything else.

gl man. you'll probably need it.

On October 19 2012 23:34 MARSHALL28 wrote: How frequently I am doubted. This is what happened to the last guy that called me out and tried to claim I am all talk and no walk. I even warned him before this whole thing started that getting into this would turn out bad for him. About 2100bb's I won? That's all at 3/6 so that's a little shy of 13k. Including the 5k side bet we made, so that's a total of roughly 18k I took off him...almost 2 dollars per hand. Anybody else have something to say?

btw, must quote in case this guy thinks better and changes the post.

On October 19 2012 23:34 MARSHALL28 wrote: tried to claim I am all talk and no walk.

no one doubts you can walk

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On October 20 2012 03:09 devon06atX wrote: lol, trav said it right. you sound like a fucking douche. and it also sounds like you have small-man syndrome. I don't put your poker skills at stake, aka, i'm sure you're a good player, but holy fuck you seem like a huge loser in everything else. gl man. you'll probably need it.

you think i give a shit whether or not anyone here likes me? i play for respect and money. nothing else.

LOL

You've got more grovelling 'forgive me' posts on LP than anyone else.

ya i was being a pussy. ppl change.

I challenge you to a sword fight to the death.

who else have u played and beaten HU? like any notable opponents?

If this is the only guy u beat HU, and then u post shit like this, you are -ev when it comes to respect. lol

also quotes like "haters gonna hate" or something along those lines like the title of this blog is not a valid excuse for shit behaviour..

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lol u still suck at chess tho

On October 20 2012 03:22 MARSHALL28 wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 03:09 devon06atX wrote: lol, trav said it right. you sound like a fucking douche. and it also sounds like you have small-man syndrome. I don't put your poker skills at stake, aka, i'm sure you're a good player, but holy fuck you seem like a huge loser in everything else. gl man. you'll probably need it. you think i give a shit whether or not anyone here likes me? i play for respect and money. nothing else.

Well, you should have probably removed the 'respect' part if you wanted the first question to make sense.

On October 20 2012 04:30 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 03:22 MARSHALL28 wrote:   On October 20 2012 03:09 devon06atX wrote: lol, trav said it right. you sound like a fucking douche. and it also sounds like you have small-man syndrome. I don't put your poker skills at stake, aka, i'm sure you're a good player, but holy fuck you seem like a huge loser in everything else. gl man. you'll probably need it. you think i give a shit whether or not anyone here likes me? i play for respect and money. nothing else. Well, you should have probably removed the 'respect' part if you wanted the first question to make sense.

He has no need for affection, it is fear and respect he wishes to command.

i was gonna flame this post because 20 buy ins in 10k hands brah thats nothing, but then i noticed the redline and i guess u probably had an advantage over him

congratulations marshall
might have to work a bit on those ego issues tho
glgl

On October 20 2012 06:23 MiPwnYa wrote: congratulations marshall might have to work a bit on those ego issues tho glgl

thanks.

the feeling i get when some clown tries to call me out then puts a bunch of money on the line and completely fails means 50x more to me than any money i won.

i'm a freak i guess.

that's something i'll never outgrow.

am i misreading something, your green line is negative????

it's not his graph , it's his opponents (zachvac on 2p2)
congrats marshall

On October 20 2012 07:45 MARSHALL28 wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 06:23 MiPwnYa wrote: congratulations marshall might have to work a bit on those ego issues tho glgl thanks. the feeling i get when some clown tries to call me out then puts a bunch of money on the line and completely fails means 50x more to me than any money i won. i'm a freak i guess. that's something i'll never outgrow.

Use that 18k and pick up this book. Might help you not sound like a gigantic douche.

Gratz on whatever the poker thing was.

I have sick idea, it seems most ppl call u douche and a retard quite a bit. But all that can change!! Ok, here's the idea. Next time you've got an idea for a blog post (or something similar), send it first to Ket, let him have a lookzie, and make (not forcefully, ask politely) him edit it for you. When you get it back from him, don't touch a thing (this part is very important).

Voila, not only will you be crushing face in poker, you'll get that other thing you were craving for as well, respect =]

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On October 20 2012 04:30 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 03:22 MARSHALL28 wrote:   On October 20 2012 03:09 devon06atX wrote: lol, trav said it right. you sound like a fucking douche. and it also sounds like you have small-man syndrome. I don't put your poker skills at stake, aka, i'm sure you're a good player, but holy fuck you seem like a huge loser in everything else. gl man. you'll probably need it. you think i give a shit whether or not anyone here likes me? i play for respect and money. nothing else. Well, you should have probably removed the 'respect' part if you wanted the first question to make sense.

Omg, I thought the exact same thing! Shit, that must mean, today I'm on your level, yay

This will probably be a great day <3

i see a bunch of people typing notes about my personality.

nobody trying to play me in poker tho.

clearly everything is all good in marshall28land.

So you lost (adjusted EV line) for 6.2k hands and then won a bunch of buyins in 3k hands. Congrats lolsamplesize. Your delusions never cease to amaze.

I'll paraphrase.

"I'm going to quit poker"
"Nevermind, I was playing 2/4 and now I crush 10/20"
"I'm going to quit poker"
"Hey guys I make too much money so that I reach payout limits on my current site. After I play for 10 hrs a month, I hit the cap, so I quit playing."
"Well I made $450/hr in Month X in meaningless sample of 45hrs, therefore my hourly is $450/hr."

I would actually think all of your posts are a level, but the one about your interactions with others felt real and made me realize you're simply mentally ill.

whamm's post about chess brings me back !

"like my new air Yeezy's, you
can see me in the night time
I get rich off living life, you
check to check reciting rhymes
so call me what you want,
wanna hate? have a nice time, while
i get stupid paper, hey
my dough ain't in it's right mind" -- T.I.

On October 20 2012 03:22 MARSHALL28 wrote: you think i give a shit whether or not anyone here likes me? i play for respect and money. nothing else.

what do you hope for in regards to the respect part? how will you know when you've achieved the respect you desire? or if you want endless/infinite amounts of respect, how will you know when you're making progress in that direction?

for all you know everyone besides zach or w/e his name is secretly thinks you're the best poker player in the world but just doesn't say it because they don't like your personality.

marshall you have possibly the worst napoleonic complex ive ever seen. you have too much self awareness to go around acting like adz

textbook Bipolar

wanted to feel hatred, but only feel sadness.

cliff's for anyone that doesnt know whats going on:

Someone smurfed 2p2 forums with Marshall's poker screename, posted bad HH's and tried to look stupid. Got caught, and decided to challenge Marshall HU. Marshall accepted, they played some 3/6 with a sidebet, and looks like marshall put a hurt on him.

On October 20 2012 06:21 MiPwnYa wrote:

best reply

On October 20 2012 10:55 jonyy6788 wrote: So you lost (adjusted EV line) for 6.2k hands and then won a bunch of buyins in 3k hands. Congrats lolsamplesize. Your delusions never cease to amaze. I'll paraphrase. "I'm going to quit poker" "Nevermind, I was playing 2/4 and now I crush 10/20" "I'm going to quit poker" "Hey guys I make too much money so that I reach payout limits on my current site. After I play for 10 hrs a month, I hit the cap, so I quit playing." "Well I made $450/hr in Month X in meaningless sample of 45hrs, therefore my hourly is $450/hr." I would actually think all of your posts are a level, but the one about your interactions with others felt real and made me realize you're simply mentally ill.

shill spotted, how much did zachvac pay you to post this

On October 20 2012 04:30 whamm! wrote: lol u still suck at chess tho

And Starcraft.

On October 20 2012 03:43 MARSHALL28 wrote: ya i was being a pussy. ppl change.

"ppl change aka i finally beat someone in something and here it is, oh and you all suck"

maaaaaaaaaaaaan u straight owned his redline

was he calling all of your strategy posts stupid for a reason? like,
"omg marshall u r advies is dumb aggro retard LOL" -zachvac

or what

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I read OP, then the thread. It took me like 5 minutes to remember what I was originally going to post about..

http://www.pokertableratings.com/merge-player-search/redlinemakedikhard

If this is the same guy, I'm surprised he had 18k to lose o_O

good post Marshall, I've always been a huge advocate of shit talking, I think its a very unappreciated art

On October 20 2012 03:43 MARSHALL28 wrote: ya i was being a pussy. ppl change.

Care to apologize for this comment?

It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall.

On October 20 2012 21:51 RICHI8 wrote: It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall.

i'm so insignificant nothing i do will ever matter and i'll be gone to oblivion shortly.

might as well have fun.

suicide note?

eh, solid bragpost imo.

if someone called you out and you slapped his face with a big dick, you'd love it.

On October 20 2012 22:11 MARSHALL28 wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 21:51 RICHI8 wrote: It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall. i'm so insignificant nothing i do will ever matter and i'll be gone to oblivion shortly. might as well stroke my ego and feel like i am significant and powerful until i bite the dust.

fyp

Richi is right though. You are basically saying you will never outgrow your childish competitiveness and ego-stroking habits. Having those kinds of habits and ambitions are bound to make life very difficult for you the more you grow up. Sadly these things will never really satisfy you. At some point if you indeed grow wiser you will understand that you have been wasting your time, pursuing the wrong things in life. Life's short man, and seeking power, respect and money isn't what's gonna get you a peaceful face on your death bed.

Wow that is serious redline ownage.

Can we do this too? Willing to give odds if we can get it done before November

On October 21 2012 02:19 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 22:11 MARSHALL28 wrote:   On October 20 2012 21:51 RICHI8 wrote: It's going to be an awkward day for you when you finally realize how small you are, Marshall. i'm so insignificant nothing i do will ever matter and i'll be gone to oblivion shortly. might as well stroke my ego and feel like i am significant and powerful until i bite the dust. fyp Richi is right though. You are basically saying you will never outgrow your childish competitiveness and ego-stroking habits. Having those kinds of habits and ambitions are bound to make life very difficult for you the more you grow up. Sadly these things will never really satisfy you. At some point if you indeed grow wiser you will understand that you have been wasting your time, pursuing the wrong things in life. Life's short man, and seeking power, respect and money isn't what's gonna get you a peaceful face on your death bed.

lol im pretty sure this is just what it's like to be normal and there's nothing wrong with it. i'm pretty much not concerned at all with what you think is a problem.

this is the first time i've been off xanax in like 6 years ... since i started playing poker. i just feel a little more like me again.

On October 21 2012 02:53 AndrewSong wrote: Wow that is serious redline ownage. Can we do this too? Willing to give odds if we can get it done before November

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

On October 20 2012 13:29 RaiNKhAN wrote: Show nested quote + On October 20 2012 10:55 jonyy6788 wrote: So you lost (adjusted EV line) for 6.2k hands and then won a bunch of buyins in 3k hands. Congrats lolsamplesize. Your delusions never cease to amaze. I'll paraphrase. "I'm going to quit poker" "Nevermind, I was playing 2/4 and now I crush 10/20" "I'm going to quit poker" "Hey guys I make too much money so that I reach payout limits on my current site. After I play for 10 hrs a month, I hit the cap, so I quit playing." "Well I made $450/hr in Month X in meaningless sample of 45hrs, therefore my hourly is $450/hr." I would actually think all of your posts are a level, but the one about your interactions with others felt real and made me realize you're simply mentally ill. shill spotted, how much did zachvac pay you to post this

Haha, I am no shill. I read the blogs on CRs and this site and just am simply amazed at his posts. I'm not sure if the blogs are still around, but the 2012 blogs have been pure gold.

Love your work! Keep it up!

On October 20 2012 15:01 2c0ntent wrote: maaaaaaaaaaaaan u straight owned his redline was he calling all of your strategy posts stupid for a reason? like, "omg marshall u r advies is dumb aggro retard LOL" -zachvac or what .

c'mon man railtards everwhere want to know

come on man. at least try and make it easier for people in life to relate to you. im not on the hater train, but u keep demonstrating this grim perspective on reality that just makes it hard to even want to connect on a personal level.

I was kinda rooting for you on this one (well the other guy was an obvious ass), but dude, don't take this stuff too seriously because it's ugly. Also, giving the middle finger to the world requires balls, but it's probably stressful as fuck too (+variance kicks in the balls too much, so prob best to try not to be so emotionally involved with grudge matches).
grats on the win tho

On October 21 2012 02:53 AndrewSong wrote: Wow that is serious redline ownage. Can we do this too? Willing to give odds if we can get it done before November

In before "I play for money and respect"

On October 21 2012 02:53 AndrewSong wrote: Wow that is serious redline ownage. Can we do this too? Willing to give odds if we can get it done before November

according to this blog he would probably be more willing to play if you talked some serious shit about his poker game, just saying

pls marshall play andrewsong, thatd be sweet for us to bet on too
and if u win its insta respect from everybody
if u lose its also not that bad cuz ppl would expect you to
gogo

lol. i declined to play him not cuz im afraid to lose but cuz it's not a very economical use of my time. i play like 15 hours a week so my time is much better spent playing mid-high stakes 6max.

i played the other dude cuz he attacked me personally AND i thought i had an edge ... i dont have any qualms w/ song nor am i sure i have any edge to be gained. i said i'd think about it since he was offering odds .. i still will.

and im obv not gonna play any HS HU crusher who might come in and try to appeal to my ego by attacking me just for the sake of action. im not an idiot. i was better than that fool that challenged me, but im not better than a lot of other guys.

i declined fees challenge too ... maybe song should play him.

On October 19 2012 23:34 MARSHALL28 wrote: How frequently I am doubted. This is what happened to the last guy that called me out and tried to claim I am all talk and no walk. I even warned him before this whole thing started that getting into this would turn out bad for him. Anybody else have something to say?

On October 20 2012 09:37 MARSHALL28 wrote: i see a bunch of people typing notes about my personality. nobody trying to play me in poker tho. clearly everything is all good in marshall28land.

Nice dodge pussy.

So basically this was a sick brag post about how you beat a player that no one cares about, from another forum, who was a mediocre player.

AMAZING MAN
SICK CRUSHING
MONEY POWER RESPECT
NO ONE CAN STEP TO YOU

On October 20 2012 12:23 MARSHALL28 wrote: "like my new air Yeezy's, you can see me in the night time I get rich off living life, you check to check reciting rhymes so call me what you want, wanna hate? have a nice time, while i get stupid paper, hey my dough ain't in it's right mind" -- T.I.

faggot

yawn

i guess a lot of you guys don't have very good reading comprehension. what a surprise. this post wasnt about being "the best @ poker" lol.

it was about somebody talking a lot of shit and then getting it shoved in their face. you don't see respected players coming and doing this to me. some may think i think im better than i am and try to capitalize by getting me to play them, but poker is about knowing your limits and knowing when to play and when not to play. if u cant figure that out and u arent one of the top players in the world, you'll always be broke. if u cant understand this concept, you likely aren't a pro.

so your op was about the importance of game selection. and also, you want respect and money. got it.

I wasn't asking for game to attack you. I was hoping I made that clear in our convo. All I wanted was a real HU match to keep my game in check. I thought you'd be a good candidate with you being someone I can trust with sidebet and conditions we'll play in. I didn't offer odds to offend you nor because I think I'm that much better. It was just to give you incentive to play. Tbh, I think I'm the underdog and I respect your game. If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked.

how did i miss this

On October 20 2012 09:37 MARSHALL28 wrote: i see a bunch of people typing notes about my personality. nobody trying to play me in poker tho. clearly everything is all good in marshall28land.

On October 21 2012 19:42 MARSHALL28 wrote: and im obv not gonna play any HS HU crusher who might come in and try to appeal to my ego by attacking me just for the sake of action. im not an idiot. i was better than that fool that challenged me, but im not better than a lot of other guys.

On October 21 2012 20:27 MARSHALL28 wrote: it was about somebody talking a lot of shit and then getting it shoved in their face. you don't see respected players coming and doing this to me. some may think i think im better than i am and try to capitalize by getting me to play them, but poker is about knowing your limits and knowing when to play and when not to play. if u cant figure that out and u arent one of the top players in the world, you'll always be broke. if u cant understand this concept, you likely aren't a pro.

sign me up for the challenge if you want a serious beating because lord knows anyone who puts these three messages in the same thread deserves it. whats the point in super gloating over beating some scrub like its some big fucking deal when you wont touch anyone better than you. i dont go and post "lol thats stupid how can you ever think that and how can anyone ever be so bad" after your posts but i might as well start if this is how you are going to act

On October 21 2012 23:16 PoorUser wrote: sign me up for the challenge if you want a serious beating because lord knows anyone who puts these three messages in the same thread deserves it. whats the point in super gloating over beating some scrub like its some big fucking deal when you wont touch anyone better than you. i dont go and post "lol thats stupid how can you ever think that and how can anyone ever be so bad" after your posts but i might as well start if this is how you are going to act

surprising even someone like you doesn't get it.

even after i explain it MULTIPLE times.

there never was any challenge. i never challenged ANYONE. i never even claimed to be an above average heads up player. i actually admitted multiple times to that.

it's not a big deal because i had to be good to win, it was a big deal because the guy talked a bunch of trash and put up a bunch of money to play me when he didnt really stand much of a chance.

i guess i miss typed when i wrote "nobody wants to play me" cuz that wasn't what i meant.

either way, i have a feeling this goes far beyond that one little line and u just have a personal problem with me.

deal with it. i just dont care what u say.

On October 21 2012 22:36 AndrewSong wrote: I wasn't asking for game to attack you. I was hoping I made that clear in our convo. All I wanted was a real HU match to keep my game in check. I thought you'd be a good candidate with you being someone I can trust with sidebet and conditions we'll play in. I didn't offer odds to offend you nor because I think I'm that much better. It was just to give you incentive to play. Tbh, I think I'm the underdog and I respect your game. If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked.

i'll consider it. lemme get back to u.

Haters take heed
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What a fucking fail.

TELL US ALL ABOUT HOW WE MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU WERE SAYING

nevermind -.-

why did you edit it, the dakota fanning comment was gold =o i bet she sucks at basketball

LURK

On October 21 2012 22:36 AndrewSong wrote: I wasn't asking for game to attack you. I was hoping I made that clear in our convo. All I wanted was a real HU match to keep my game in check. I thought you'd be a good candidate with you being someone I can trust with sidebet and conditions we'll play in. I didn't offer odds to offend you nor because I think I'm that much better. It was just to give you incentive to play. Tbh, I think I'm the underdog and I respect your game. If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked.

it'd be just a much better idea if we played on 6max tables ... if u need a transfer or a short term loan i could probably help u out w/ that. the games don't fill up that often/quickly anyways so if your main concern is to sharpen your game we'd still get plenty of hands in this way and you wouldn't have to lay me any odds.

u just got challenged bro!

now u say u dont accept? bro wtf?

isn't this the point of ur blog bro? to get challenged and to accept?