Girl bad beat - Page 4

On October 14 2013 07:39 casinocasino wrote: Do the girls you bang know your online forum alias is Floofy?

no but yes it does make me kind of worried writing about it here

On October 14 2013 04:23 Naib wrote: Show nested quote + On October 14 2013 02:09 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 23:51 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 22:27 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary. Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure. I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good. I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have. Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values. Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/) If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure... God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own. This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this). What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly). Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though). My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus). GL!

First i agree with you, on her first time wit the other guy i don't think this girl thought "ok so sex failed, i'm gonna train my pussy for the next guy!". I think she might just have thought "well wow that guy had a really big dick, and since i'm a virgin and was tense that might be why it didn't work, i hope it will work with next guy". She did tell me she tryed some pelvic exercices but she didn't go hardcore on that. She didn't worry too much about it. But now that it didn't work with me either i think she do want to fix it. But yea its a little strange she doesn't enjoy masturbation, but maybe she had an education against it, idk, but she said she doesn't enjoy it.

Yes my intentions are somewhat serious, but if this is gonna take a year or something i'm not interested. Btw the whole "waiting for a girl until she's ready to be enjoyable" is never a good idea. I waited for a while for my ex to loose weight and once she did and began being much more attractive she dumped me. The problem is i'm not sure its gonna be super easy to find one as good as this one, since she has a lot of good qualities i was looking for.

At the moment i think i will just try what LP advised, but keep im not 100% sure its gonna work, i hope i don't end up hurting her badly. She is an especially tight virgin, and i have an especially large dick, so i hope for the best.

i haven't kept up for the last two pages, but if this girl's obese like your other ones, maybe what's true for guys is true for girls: the fatter you get, the smaller you get down stairs. Think of it: all that extra useless fat just pushing down on her vagina.

Can two large people have sex?

One female, and one male.

They would require assistance.

On October 14 2013 12:12 Gnarly wrote: i haven't kept up for the last two pages, but if this girl's obese like your other ones, maybe what's true for guys is true for girls: the fatter you get, the smaller you get down stairs. Think of it: all that extra useless fat just pushing down on her vagina.

no this one is very slim

On October 14 2013 12:21 Mariuslol wrote: Can two large people have sex?

i don't know, but we're both slim lol

make a porno, floofy

loco,

just curious...what type and quantity of girls do u pull?

i only ask cuz, the way your posts read, they come off like u think u r the shit. i mean ... ya the chick floofy was posting about saying she was amazing was completely disgusting, but if thats what he wants i dont see any good reason to hate on him. its not like it actually effects u in any way. i mean, unless u r bullshitting and u really are jealous.

at least he has the guts to post his shit in a public forum and able to take all the criticism, i give him some respect for that.

floofy,

i never took a girls virginity so i cant give a ton of advice about that, but when i have trouble getting it in this is what i do....start in missionary position, then grab one of her legs and place it on my shoulder, then grab the other one and place it on my other shoulder. then pound.

just use a good amount of lube and you're good to go

clearly u don't like her that much if you're thinking about dumping her just cuz she's got a tight coochi lolol

That sounds even hard to believe come on, theres no pussy that cant be penetrated unless its some weird medical thing, it must be your noodle penis

On October 14 2013 17:59 YoMeR wrote: clearly u don't like her that much if you're thinking about dumping her just cuz she's got a tight coochi lolol

Would you stay with a girl if intercourse was impossible forever? i wouldn't, even if the girl is my dream girl. However hopefully this problem will be fixed... i think it will.

On October 14 2013 18:25 Baalim wrote: That sounds even hard to believe come on, theres no pussy that cant be penetrated unless its some weird medical thing, it must be your noodle penis

As i said many times, another guy tryed fucking her before me, with lube, and failed. its not just my fault. I was hard enough when i tryed fucking her. Lube could have helped but idk if it will cut it.

2 of my fingers BARELY slipped in, and it seemed hurt her some. My penis, when its hard, is much bigger than 2 fingers.

Try Anal

Get her high?

Maybe shes liedarkhorse in a wig. Wait for the operation first!

Floofy... is there something we should know?

http://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems