I saw her again yesterday.... i was worried she would put up some last minute resistance again to sex, so i read a lot on the subject. but that was useless because the second she came here she literally jumped on me and put up 0 resistance. But the big problem is... i've never seen a vagina this tight. Trust me, i tryed a lot, but it was impossible to put my dick inside her vagina. Geez, sometimes i even tryed to put in my dick while semi hard so it can fit, but it was impossible to fit in. I mean, before it happened that i slept with girls where it was difficult to put it inside, but never IMPOSSIBLE lol. Btw i do have a good sized member, but not some sort of monster 12 inch thing.
After some talking, she admitted she's a virgin (which surprised me because i would never have guessed it, especially since she's 26 and cute and not extremely difficult). She also admitted she tryed to sleep with a guy before, but same thing happened. And she also said she is totally unable to give herself orgasms on her own, it only works with a guy.
I was able to finger her, even enter 2 fingers, but with 2 fingers then it was REALLY tight and it hurt her a little.
So hmmm i'm not sure what to do because this girl is actually really great. She likes video games, cutest girl i ever picked up, has good job, nice values, knows how to do good massages, we really love kissing/touching each others, etc. Also she's really easy to please with hands/mouth.
I told her to go see a doctor because from what i read on the internet, any girl can sleep with any guy normally, since the vagina is able to give birth to a baby and no guy has a penis anywhere close to a baby. Doctors probably got some solutions. ALso next week i might try again with a lot of lube but i'm afraid i could really hurt her.
So... what would you guys do? the girl seems really into me, and i'm also really into her, so dumping her is no easy decision. Cheating on her is really against my values and she doesn't deserve that she seems like a really good girl (even tho i thought about that one lol). I could also just wait it out, but geez i hate having no sex and its not like i got any problems getting laid.
On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote:
Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry
dude why are u jealous of this its frustrating. I was unable to have intercourses and she doesn't suck so this was mostly a giant tease lolll. However it was fun how i was able to give her a lot of orgasms, first girl i saw being able to take this many. She was also great at making out and cuddling. Probably also the first time i enjoy eating out a girl.
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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Gnarly United States. Oct 13 2013 16:25. Posts 1723
Did you make sure to spread her legs out as much as you can? Can't dick a girl with closed legs.
Edit: btw if youre giving her orgasms at least make her suck you off or something lol fucking reciprocation man
On October 13 2013 15:25 Gnarly wrote:
Did you make sure to spread her legs out as much as you can? Can't dick a girl with closed legs.
Edit: btw if youre giving her orgasms at least make her suck you off or something lol fucking reciprocation man
i made her suck, but i think i went a bit hard and went too deep and she said she didn't like it too much. Then she admitted it was her first time sucking. then i didnt really bother again.
I guess next time ill get her to suck more, it was indeed unfair how i probably gave her like, maybe 10 orgasms in the weekend and she barely gave back anythin...
You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion (89%)
You have distinctive preference of Intuition over Sensing (62%)
You have slight preference of Thinking over Feeling (12%)
You have distinctive preference of Judging over Perceiving (67%)
why do you keep asking that? and how did u guess i am that?
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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Gnarly United States. Oct 13 2013 17:06. Posts 1723
On October 13 2013 15:25 Gnarly wrote:
Did you make sure to spread her legs out as much as you can? Can't dick a girl with closed legs.
Edit: btw if youre giving her orgasms at least make her suck you off or something lol fucking reciprocation man
i made her suck, but i think i went a bit hard and went too deep and she said she didn't like it too much. Then she admitted it was her first time sucking. then i didnt really bother again.
I guess next time ill get her to suck more, it was indeed unfair how i probably gave her like, maybe 10 orgasms in the weekend and she barely gave back anythin...
Tell her is she doesn't start giving back, you'll stop giving entirely.
Diversify or fossilize!
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PuertoRican United States. Oct 13 2013 17:07. Posts 13174
It's partly mental for the chick, especially if she's 26 and never got banged.
What you do is: You need to make her feel relaxed, and the best way to do this is long make-out sessions. When you're fingering her, she mentally knows that it will feel good, and that it's only 1-2 fingers going inside of her, which she's experienced before with other guys and by herself.
There's the missionary position when a guy is on top of a girl, so keep this in mind when I explain further. Anyway, a girls mind is thinking of how great things feel when you're kissing her, and her pussy walls will be more relaxed when you're on top of her without any penetration. The next time you're doing a long make out session with her, make sure you're both naked and you're in the missionary position with her, and then place your dick on the outside of her pussy while kissing her, but be aware, she will naturally tense up and not let you enter, but this is a given. Just leave the tip of your dick resting on the outside of her pussy, and then as you're continuing to kiss her, start to slowly poke it in with soft thrusts while never fully going in. This is so her brain will eventually lower her guard to your soft pokes, and she starts to think you won't actually stick it in all the way. Eventually, you'll be able to get the crown of your dick in, and from there you should be good to go.
I'd recommend some type of lube, as you want everything to be extra slippery, but if she naturally gets wet a lot, you can just figure it out on your own.
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Gnarly United States. Oct 13 2013 17:08. Posts 1723
On October 13 2013 15:59 ktp wrote:
Floofly please take the MTBI test for your personality so you know your value:
On October 13 2013 16:07 PuertoRican wrote:
It's partly mental for the chick, especially if she's 26 and never got banged.
What you do is: You need to make her feel relaxed, and the best way to do this is long make-out sessions. When you're fingering her, she mentally knows that it will feel good, and that it's only 1-2 fingers going inside of her, which she's experienced before with other guys and by herself.
There's the missionary position when a guy is on top of a girl, so keep this in mind when I explain further. Anyway, a girls mind is thinking of how great things feel when you're kissing her, and her pussy walls will be more relaxed when you're on top of her without any penetration. The next time you're doing a long make out session with her, make sure you're both naked and you're in the missionary position with her, and then place your dick on the outside of her pussy while kissing her, but be aware, she will naturally tense up and not let you enter, but this is a given. Just leave the tip of your dick resting on the outside of her pussy, and then as you're continuing to kiss her, start to slowly poke it in with soft thrusts while never fully going in. This is so her brain will eventually lower her guard to your soft pokes, and she starts to think you won't actually stick it in all the way. Eventually, you'll be able to get the crown of your dick in, and from there you should be good to go.
I'd recommend some type of lube, as you want everything to be extra slippery, but if she naturally gets wet a lot, you can just figure it out on your own.
This sounds like a decent advice. Are you speaking from experience? I mean i somewhat did this, but not as well as your describing and i didn't have lube. Next time ill try something like that i guess....
I just read somewhere that it could be vaginismus, and this scares the shit out of me because it can take a year to cure, i'm not exactly interested in no intercourse for a year lol But if its vaginismus, its only partial because i could actually stick in 2 fingers.
But since you got your own issues (erections etc) she can probably feel this and become even more insecure. A really long foreplay sounds like the strategy here. Why force it like this and it becomes even more akward and hard.
On October 13 2013 16:58 Mariuslol wrote:
If you have a grower, lure it in when it's at it's smallest, that might be interesting
well obviously my dick is like 2x larger once erected. but i never really tryed to insert my flacid dick into a vagina, and im worried what the result would be lol.
On October 13 2013 16:48 SpasticInk wrote:
I think PuertoRicos advice is pretty sound.
But since you got your own issues (erections etc) she can probably feel this and become even more insecure. A really long foreplay sounds like the strategy here. Why force it like this and it becomes even more akward and hard.
If i dont jerk off for 2-3 days, with this girl, at least in the first hour, i got no problems having a decent erection, at least enough to get it in. But after a while i was starting to be less erected (we did kissing and sex whitout penetration for like hours).
I actually can't blame her too much for her sexual problems considering how i kinda had similar problems lol. She is getting a mental blockage which prevent her from intercourse and i used to have a mental blockage which prevented me from ejaculating. Seems like i have a lot in common with this girl...
The technical thing isnt a big problem, it just takes a bit of time. Its mostly just because of her being a virgin. You just need to make her feel relaxed and go on stretching her vagina very slowly. Like start with your fingers or buy a small sized dildo. Definately use a lubricant at first. It will probably hurt her a little any way you go about it, but its ok as long as its just a little. Whatever you use (fingers, dildo or your penis), go very slowly in and let her tell you when it hurts, then stop, maybe kiss a little more, then go a little bit further. The first (or first few) intercourse(s) wont probably be great for her and she might not get an orgasm, but it will get better pretty soon. You can also have her practice herself with a dildo.
I think if you like that girl overall its probably worth it to be a little patient. If you go on to become her first sexual partner, not only will she have quite a strong emotional attachment to you because of that, but you can also teach her to do all the things just the way you want to (which might be a problem sometimes with a girl who was used to something else before and doesnt want to change it to your likings).
there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell)
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Svenman87 United States. Oct 13 2013 18:34. Posts 4636
yeah pretty much agree with most people so far
making out, touching, fingering, lube, also try different positions - for some girls it seems like they are really tight in one position but not as tight in another. A good one might be getting her on top and her being in control of the pressure and how deep she wants it.
Also...
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patmcgroin Afghanistan. Oct 13 2013 18:38. Posts 830
On October 13 2013 17:46 GameOverNoob wrote:
1. LOL
2. Where do you live that there are 26 year old virgins without some sort of mental or physical handicap?
Honneslty dude i have NO IDEA how this girl is still a virgin. I asked her and she said she never went to bars, never did internet dating until recently, and always went in girl heavy schools, and never really looked for a boyfriend.
I didn't understand because this girl is pretty great, cute, funny and not even hard to pick up or anything.
On October 13 2013 18:16 devon06atX wrote:
^
Sounds like this girl has quite the physical handicap
I knew a girl in highschool that had to get operated on so she could have sex. She definitely has to go see a doctor and get that thing worked on.
i don't actually think her "handicap" is the main cause of her virginity. I actually believe her when she says only 1 other guy tryed to fuck her before, and that was recently.
On October 13 2013 17:34 Svenman87 wrote:
yeah pretty much agree with most people so far
making out, touching, fingering, lube, also try different positions - for some girls it seems like they are really tight in one position but not as tight in another. A good one might be getting her on top and her being in control of the pressure and how deep she wants it.
Also...
i can try that. Also a girl friend of mine advised me to buy her a dildo smaller than my dick, and try it with that dildo, and like gradually buy bigger dildos...
Btw, a bit off topic but, i managed to take a picture of her in panties, smiling at me, in my room. i liked the picture so i put it as wallpaper. She told me... hey i hope you don't bring that laptop to school
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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Gnarly United States. Oct 13 2013 20:21. Posts 1723
On October 13 2013 16:48 SpasticInk wrote:
I think PuertoRicos advice is pretty sound.
But since you got your own issues (erections etc) she can probably feel this and become even more insecure. A really long foreplay sounds like the strategy here. Why force it like this and it becomes even more akward and hard.
If i dont jerk off for 2-3 days, with this girl, at least in the first hour, i got no problems having a decent erection, at least enough to get it in. But after a while i was starting to be less erected (we did kissing and sex whitout penetration for like hours).
I actually can't blame her too much for her sexual problems considering how i kinda had similar problems lol. She is getting a mental blockage which prevent her from intercourse and i used to have a mental blockage which prevented me from ejaculating. Seems like i have a lot in common with this girl...
I understand you're extremely introverted. I'm even more so than you. QUIT FUCKING THINKING SO MUCH. Don't think about what jacking off or not jacking off will do to you. Lol.
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.
Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.
Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)
On October 13 2013 22:02 Arirang wrote:
how is she virgin and know that she can't get herself off unless it's a dude!
SHe said when she try to give herself an orgasm with fingers it does not work. Only works if a guy does it. She knows it because me and the guy before made her cum with fingers.
On October 14 2013 00:12 SPEWTARD wrote:
lubricate.
/thread
i can try that but did u read thought
She told me a guy before me, with a smaller dick (but not a small dick), tryed to do it with a lot of lube, and all that happened is he made her bleed...
when i had my first time, it felt like i was fucking a brick. it was pretty uncomfortable for the both of us, since i didn't want to hurt my gf at the time. but then she screamed "just put it in" like she was having child birth. so i broke a brick wall with my dick and from the rubble a beautiful pussy emerged.
On October 14 2013 00:35 mnj wrote:
when i had my first time, it felt like i was fucking a brick. it was pretty uncomfortable for the both of us, since i didn't want to hurt my gf at the time. but then she screamed "just put it in" like she was having child birth. so i broke a brick wall with my dick and from the rubble a beautiful pussy emerged.
Were u able to put in ur finger? Cuz i got no trouble fingering her or making her cum vaginally. Its just... small as fuck.
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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PuertoRican United States. Oct 14 2013 01:43. Posts 13174
On October 14 2013 00:35 mnj wrote:
when i had my first time, it felt like i was fucking a brick. it was pretty uncomfortable for the both of us, since i didn't want to hurt my gf at the time. but then she screamed "just put it in" like she was having child birth. so i broke a brick wall with my dick and from the rubble a beautiful pussy emerged.
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.
Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.
Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)
If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure...
God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.
Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.
Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)
If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure...
God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.
This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this).
What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly).
Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though).
My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus).
GL!
My favourite line is Bet/Fold. I bet, you fold.
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casinocasino Canada. Oct 14 2013 08:39. Posts 3347
Do the girls you bang know your online forum alias is Floofy?
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.
Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.
Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)
If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure...
God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.
This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this).
What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly).
Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though).
My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus).
GL!
First i agree with you, on her first time wit the other guy i don't think this girl thought "ok so sex failed, i'm gonna train my pussy for the next guy!". I think she might just have thought "well wow that guy had a really big dick, and since i'm a virgin and was tense that might be why it didn't work, i hope it will work with next guy". She did tell me she tryed some pelvic exercices but she didn't go hardcore on that. She didn't worry too much about it. But now that it didn't work with me either i think she do want to fix it. But yea its a little strange she doesn't enjoy masturbation, but maybe she had an education against it, idk, but she said she doesn't enjoy it.
Yes my intentions are somewhat serious, but if this is gonna take a year or something i'm not interested. Btw the whole "waiting for a girl until she's ready to be enjoyable" is never a good idea. I waited for a while for my ex to loose weight and once she did and began being much more attractive she dumped me. The problem is i'm not sure its gonna be super easy to find one as good as this one, since she has a lot of good qualities i was looking for.
At the moment i think i will just try what LP advised, but keep im not 100% sure its gonna work, i hope i don't end up hurting her badly. She is an especially tight virgin, and i have an especially large dick, so i hope for the best.
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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Gnarly United States. Oct 14 2013 13:12. Posts 1723
i haven't kept up for the last two pages, but if this girl's obese like your other ones, maybe what's true for guys is true for girls: the fatter you get, the smaller you get down stairs. Think of it: all that extra useless fat just pushing down on her vagina.
On October 14 2013 12:12 Gnarly wrote:
i haven't kept up for the last two pages, but if this girl's obese like your other ones, maybe what's true for guys is true for girls: the fatter you get, the smaller you get down stairs. Think of it: all that extra useless fat just pushing down on her vagina.
On October 14 2013 12:21 Mariuslol wrote:
Can two large people have sex?
i don't know, but we're both slim lol
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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chris United States. Oct 14 2013 17:47. Posts 5505
make a porno, floofy
5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly
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MARSHALL28 United States. Oct 14 2013 18:24. Posts 1904
loco,
just curious...what type and quantity of girls do u pull?
i only ask cuz, the way your posts read, they come off like u think u r the shit. i mean ... ya the chick floofy was posting about saying she was amazing was completely disgusting, but if thats what he wants i dont see any good reason to hate on him. its not like it actually effects u in any way. i mean, unless u r bullshitting and u really are jealous.
at least he has the guts to post his shit in a public forum and able to take all the criticism, i give him some respect for that.
floofy,
i never took a girls virginity so i cant give a ton of advice about that, but when i have trouble getting it in this is what i do....start in missionary position, then grab one of her legs and place it on my shoulder, then grab the other one and place it on my other shoulder. then pound.
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YoMeR United States. Oct 14 2013 18:51. Posts 12438
just use a good amount of lube and you're good to go
eZ Life.
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YoMeR United States. Oct 14 2013 18:59. Posts 12438
clearly u don't like her that much if you're thinking about dumping her just cuz she's got a tight coochi lolol
On October 14 2013 17:59 YoMeR wrote:
clearly u don't like her that much if you're thinking about dumping her just cuz she's got a tight coochi lolol
Would you stay with a girl if intercourse was impossible forever? i wouldn't, even if the girl is my dream girl. However hopefully this problem will be fixed... i think it will.
On October 14 2013 18:25 Baalim wrote:
That sounds even hard to believe come on, theres no pussy that cant be penetrated unless its some weird medical thing, it must be your noodle penis
As i said many times, another guy tryed fucking her before me, with lube, and failed. its not just my fault. I was hard enough when i tryed fucking her. Lube could have helped but idk if it will cut it.
2 of my fingers BARELY slipped in, and it seemed hurt her some. My penis, when its hard, is much bigger than 2 fingers.
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.
Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.
Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)
If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure...
God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.
This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this).
What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly).
Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though).
My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus).
GL!
First i agree with you, on her first time wit the other guy i don't think this girl thought "ok so sex failed, i'm gonna train my pussy for the next guy!". I think she might just have thought "well wow that guy had a really big dick, and since i'm a virgin and was tense that might be why it didn't work, i hope it will work with next guy". She did tell me she tryed some pelvic exercices but she didn't go hardcore on that. She didn't worry too much about it. But now that it didn't work with me either i think she do want to fix it. But yea its a little strange she doesn't enjoy masturbation, but maybe she had an education against it, idk, but she said she doesn't enjoy it.
Yes my intentions are somewhat serious, but if this is gonna take a year or something i'm not interested. Btw the whole "waiting for a girl until she's ready to be enjoyable" is never a good idea. I waited for a while for my ex to loose weight and once she did and began being much more attractive she dumped me. The problem is i'm not sure its gonna be super easy to find one as good as this one, since she has a lot of good qualities i was looking for.
At the moment i think i will just try what LP advised, but keep im not 100% sure its gonna work, i hope i don't end up hurting her badly. She is an especially tight virgin, and i have an especially large dick, so i hope for the best.
oh come on, didn't you say in the looks or game thread you had an average sized dick? (thanks for sharing that btw). If that guy had a smaller one than average size, I doubt she'd think "damn his dick was too big for me". And yeah I'm not saying it should have been her first thought to "train her pussy", but I mean by the time she met you she probably could have thought about her possible issue down there and played around a bit to make sure...
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
just curious...what type and quantity of girls do u pull?
i only ask cuz, the way your posts read, they come off like u think u r the shit. i mean ... ya the chick floofy was posting about saying she was amazing was completely disgusting, but if thats what he wants i dont see any good reason to hate on him. its not like it actually effects u in any way. i mean, unless u r bullshitting and u really are jealous.
at least he has the guts to post his shit in a public forum and able to take all the criticism, i give him some respect for that.
floofy,
i never took a girls virginity so i cant give a ton of advice about that, but when i have trouble getting it in this is what i do....start in missionary position, then grab one of her legs and place it on my shoulder, then grab the other one and place it on my other shoulder. then pound.
My posts don't read a particular way. You read them with your own perspective and inject them with whatever meanings and intentions you're determined to do. This just reeks of the typical narcissistic Marshall post trying to bait someone into an ego war so he can come out and do what he likes the most. We all know that you're our superstar on here when it comes to self-aggrandizement; you think you're the shit about the most superficial stuff, so it's hilarious that you'd throw this empty criticism at me. You're just projecting here buddy. I'm not that vain, I don't actually think it's some kind of accomplishment or thing to brag about to sleep with a lot of girls. Everyone who knows me knows that I'm quite reserved in this regard, and you'd have to have really poor observational skills to not be able to tell. If that makes you feel better about yourself, I can tell you that there is no doubt in my mind that you've managed to put your penis in more places than me. And if I do think highly about myself it's certainly not related to any trivial shit like this, rather it's a general healthy self-esteem that developed from the effort and commitment I've put on more substantial things.
"I don't see any good reasons to hate on him."
You don't see much at all. Since when do you need a good reason to do anything entertaining? The entertainment value is the reason. The people who mock you aren't doing so because they're jealous of you most of the time, they just find it entertaining to do so. Maybe you can't understand this because you have such a delusion of grandeur, they really must envy you secretly!
I don't know that it takes a lot of guts to do what he does tbh. I know it's quite a natural and easy thing to do for teenagers to expose their life on the internet and brag about little things however. It's not like it serves anyone but himself; it's just something that allows him to get some distance and perspective on things and the progress of his little Don Juan project. I guess we simply have different standards of admiration, which isn't surprising since we're two completely different people. My respect tends to be reserved for people who have done more than just engage in base animal gratifications as much as possible. But I do agree with you that he deserves some points for being able to take all this criticism, considering all the abuse he's had to put up with since 'looks or game'.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
Only thing Ive learned is to not ever tell loco a single fucking thing..
oh and just give it time.. once u have a rager that wont ever go down. .especially at the site of ur woman spread.. just play a slow and patient game of pokey with no rush.. inch it at a time and knock regularly on the clit
And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?
Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.
My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.
And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.
Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.
I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.
I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.
Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.
Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)
If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure...
God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.
This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this).
What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly).
Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though).
My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus).
GL!
First i agree with you, on her first time wit the other guy i don't think this girl thought "ok so sex failed, i'm gonna train my pussy for the next guy!". I think she might just have thought "well wow that guy had a really big dick, and since i'm a virgin and was tense that might be why it didn't work, i hope it will work with next guy". She did tell me she tryed some pelvic exercices but she didn't go hardcore on that. She didn't worry too much about it. But now that it didn't work with me either i think she do want to fix it. But yea its a little strange she doesn't enjoy masturbation, but maybe she had an education against it, idk, but she said she doesn't enjoy it.
Yes my intentions are somewhat serious, but if this is gonna take a year or something i'm not interested. Btw the whole "waiting for a girl until she's ready to be enjoyable" is never a good idea. I waited for a while for my ex to loose weight and once she did and began being much more attractive she dumped me. The problem is i'm not sure its gonna be super easy to find one as good as this one, since she has a lot of good qualities i was looking for.
At the moment i think i will just try what LP advised, but keep im not 100% sure its gonna work, i hope i don't end up hurting her badly. She is an especially tight virgin, and i have an especially large dick, so i hope for the best.
oh come on, didn't you say in the looks or game thread you had an average sized dick? (thanks for sharing that btw). If that guy had a smaller one than average size, I doubt she'd think "damn his dick was too big for me". And yeah I'm not saying it should have been her first thought to "train her pussy", but I mean by the time she met you she probably could have thought about her possible issue down there and played around a bit to make sure...
no every girls i ever slept with said its biggest they've had. its def bigger than average. she said other guy had a big one too, but smaller than me.
i don't think i ever said to have an average dick. i even remmeber sennpu making fun of me for saying i got a big dick.
even with others girls, it was sometimes difficult to put it in, and even hurted one of the girls (but first time i just can't put it in!!!)
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Oct 15 2013 14:00. Posts 8649
ah marshall thinks attention-whoring is a sign of courage now, nice.
lol ugly, because I posted the pic of the fat sex buddy? He didn't tell me about it, he simply encouraged me to search him up and find her after wrongly accusing me multiple times of something he thought I was responsible for.
Okay Floofy I searched it up, you said the size of your penis was about 17 centimeters. Depending on the source this seems to be either slightly above average or at the top of average size. If the other guy had a smaller one he was definitely average sized, and it shouldn't have been a problem.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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MARSHALL28 United States. Oct 15 2013 18:02. Posts 1904
pretty sure its not me who's projecting here. i didnt mention myself at all.
You don't have to mention yourself to be projecting, you know? I'm saying you're projecting because you read into my posts that I "think I'm the shit", while you have an over-inflated sense of self. That's what projection is basically: attributing to others one's own flaws.
Also no where did I brag about scoring better looking chicks than Floofy, which is how you started your post towards me. I simply said that I wouldn't be into the obese chicks that he slept with. This is why to me it just sounded like you were trying to compare yourself to me, since it was in no way fair to what I actually said previously to ask the question you did.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
On October 15 2013 23:54 Loco wrote:
You don't have to mention yourself to be projecting, you know? I'm saying you're projecting because you read into my posts that I "think I'm the shit", while you have an over-inflated sense of self. That's what projection is basically: attributing to others one's own flaws.
Also no where did I brag about scoring better looking chicks than Floofy, which is how you started your post towards me. I simply said that I wouldn't be into the obese chicks that he slept with. This is why to me it just sounded like you were trying to compare yourself to me, since it was in no way fair to what I actually said previously to ask the question you did.
loco if i may ask, why u don't want to get a girlfriend? From what i remember u were better looking than me, and my game isn't exactly the hardest thing to beat.
Also tbh most of the chicks i slept with before that one wasn't exactly my first choice physically lol. This one is way better looking than the others chicks.
Previously i only scored one slim chick, and her face was really bleh. Others chicks i scored sometimes had nice faces, but most were at least chubby. Its first time i get one with such a nice body and nice face.
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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Gnarly United States. Oct 16 2013 20:55. Posts 1723
>the year 2013
>year of our lord, Floofy
>having a gf
On October 15 2013 23:54 Loco wrote:
You don't have to mention yourself to be projecting, you know? I'm saying you're projecting because you read into my posts that I "think I'm the shit", while you have an over-inflated sense of self. That's what projection is basically: attributing to others one's own flaws.
Also no where did I brag about scoring better looking chicks than Floofy, which is how you started your post towards me. I simply said that I wouldn't be into the obese chicks that he slept with. This is why to me it just sounded like you were trying to compare yourself to me, since it was in no way fair to what I actually said previously to ask the question you did.
loco if i may ask, why u don't want to get a girlfriend? From what i remember u were better looking than me, and my game isn't exactly the hardest thing to beat.
Also tbh most of the chicks i slept with before that one wasn't exactly my first choice physically lol. This one is way better looking than the others chicks.
Previously i only scored one slim chick, and her face was really bleh. Others chicks i scored sometimes had nice faces, but most were at least chubby. Its first time i get one with such a nice body and nice face.
I do have a girlfriend... been living with her for over a year. Did I ever say I didn't want one in the past? I don't know, I just wasn't interested in doing the dating sites thing and that's not how I met her. It was always hard for me to meet girls before because of that and the fact that I wasn't in school or working. My looks were never a problem but they aren't everything as you know. I simply wasn't giving myself any opportunities and was always prioritizing other things.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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I can understand a virgin might want her first time not in the ass 
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