Became a father

congrats winning one of the most important flips in life

Congrats, may you make each other happy.

Awesome dude ^_^ congrats!

thats a solid looking baby dude.
you made that?




I made one a bit ago it should be coming out any time in the next 1-10 weeks

Congrats!!!

Have fun with the poop machine and being on-call 24/7. Only a matter of time until you die and it dies. Don't worry I'm about to out narcissus you with a blog incoming.

congratz man

thank you guys!!

On September 03 2021 01:57 asdf2000 wrote: thats a solid looking baby dude. you made that? I made one a bit ago it should be coming out any time in the next 1-10 weeks

he is so beautiful sometimes I don't believe I made it lol

On September 03 2021 02:37 RiKD wrote: Have fun with the poop machine and being on-call 24/7. Only a matter of time until you die and it dies. Don't worry I'm about to out narcissus you with a blog incoming.

what

I am still a poop machine although my parents no longer have to change me nor do they have to be on call 24 hours a day 7 days a week. I wish I was never born and was born without my consent to please my parents' vanity as simple as that. I am considered a "waste" by global neoliberal capitalism standards and do not please my parent's vanity besides the fact that I am tall, blonde, blue-eyed and pleasant looking. Other than that my parents are ashamed of me and I am a blotch on their resumes.

Your child was born into a collapsing world of great suffering. Do your best mate. I hope that the little limited expressions are worth it and he crawls fine and walks fine and talks fine and somehow finds a temptation to exist (had to give a tip of the hat to the ole Cioran there).

I stand by what I said but perhaps I should not blast my ressentiment on to a new father experiencing joy.

Never forget that you brought it here with out consent though.

I'm sorry for your pain dude, I hope you get better.

Rikd you are a waste only in that you are so self absorbed and egotistical that you choose to ignore the talents you have and make the most of opportunities around you. You have made the choice to have self loathing and be miserable and your posts are pure drivel, written almost as a form of masturbation in prose. Your self pity is stale. You've turned away all the good that could happen to you and spout cliched nihilistic views.

CBT may actually work for you. I doubt it, though, because you have no follow through and any hint of success will turn you away.

Shame on you for pissing all over this welcome and good news that Tutz shared with the fragmented remains of the LP community. I wasn't going to post but after seeing your comments, fuck off.

Congratulations Tutz, he's a handsome kid and you're a proud dad who's gonna do great.

Travis, congrats to you as well. My little girl is 7 months and babies are a lot of work, though with each smile I'm reminded how much love there is and how worth it she is.


Cheers guys. Except you, Rikd, I hope you find the courage to grow up and give yourself a chance. I have no pity for you.

Now that my hair is long and on point i honestly think my mom loves me more because my hair is better than hers and my sisters. My 1 sister's hair is absolutely glorious and way better than mine but it is brown and not blonde like my mom's hair so she doesn't register this.

I mostly am an ink blot that my dad tries to hide. Occasionally, he likes some independent take I have and is excited that we have bonded over this.

All of this because they decided to have unprotected sex somewhere along the way of a manic fueled cross country escapade. They like to say I was conceived in New Orleans which I will accept because I have always felt part Gambit. I'm probably 50% French even though my dad won't admit it due to his silly "English" hate of the French.

The conclusion is that making fun of breeders is really only something that should be done with fellow non-breeders especially if the breeder is new and insecure like all new breeders are. It's simply a philosophical difference although what I have found through the years is that breeders never cease to amaze me with their denial. So, avoid denial and give your kid a good life and there really aren't any problems here (to parents that already have had a child).

Jeez RiKD, i've always liked you but is it a good time after a child is born to come talk bad of tutz who seems like a somewhat good person and will likely give a fine life to his child. I haven't had it the easiest with my parent and I get your feeling but "breeders" aren't all completely blind, altho alot are. The world isn't in apocalypse yet, sure it's looking gloom but the world has almost always been shit.

You probably didn't mean any harm I guess, just sharing your view. Anyway peace.

Gratz Tutz, long and healthy life francisco! You too tutz and rikd.

I don't mind going into taboo subjects. I don't live for the "Like" button.

I think tutz will be alright.

Seriously though, framing it as they brought in their child with out consent leads to better outcomes than the kid is a gift from God that we allowed to live. Both are true but parents should be grateful for their child first rather than thinking the child owes them something for being THROWN into this existence.

By the way, everyone probably thinks I hate kids. I am a fantastic uncle to my 3 nephews and I take that duty very seriously. Once the kiddos are here we have to do everything in our power to educate them and give them a chance at the good life.

your baby kind of looks like trump