Is this totally terrible?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143909

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8350132734: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/09 - 02:06:40 (ET)
Table 'Vanadis II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Highpothead ($98.90 in chips)
Seat 3: LurkerDrop ($151.10 in chips)
Seat 4: kingsofcards ($104.65 in chips)
Seat 5: JonnyCosMo ($191.85 in chips)
Seat 6: JizzleSmitts ($97 in chips)
LurkerDrop: posts small blind $0.50
kingsofcards: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
JonnyCosMo: raises $3 to $4
JizzleSmitts: folds
Highpothead: folds
LurkerDrop: raises $9 to $13
kingsofcards: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $9

Flop (Pot : $27)

   
LurkerDrop: bets $17
JonnyCosMo: calls $17

Turn (Pot : $61)

   
LurkerDrop: bets $44
JonnyCosMo: raises $117.85 to $161.85 and is all-in
LurkerDrop: calls $77.10 and is all-in

River (Pot : $384.7)

   

Showdown
LurkerDrop: shows (a pair of Eights)
JonnyCosMo: shows (a pair of Queens)
JonnyCosMo collected $301.20 from pot
JonnyCosMo said, "see?"

Summary
Total pot $303.20 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: Highpothead (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: LurkerDrop (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: kingsofcards (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: JonnyCosMo showed and won ($301.20) with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: JizzleSmitts folded before Flop (didn't bet)

this is terrible.

on the turn when he leads he's committing himself to this pot. he's not folding anything, especially because he's getting 2:1 if you shove.

what alex said.

Why doesn't he fold an overpair here?

Please I need serious mental help right now, caz I've been doing this all day and it's been working like magic and no one can stop me and I seriously think this is like such a gosu spot to shove in and I look at it now and like my heart is telling me: "awesome shove jonnycosmo, you really showed him, keep it up" and my brain is telling me "help, your sick. stop it u moron". I need people to tell me this is just the most horrific thing they've ever seen otherwise Imma keep doing it.

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8349895581: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/09 - 01:39:52 (ET)
Table 'Vanadis II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Highpothead ($113.45 in chips)
Seat 2: HeyGuyRH ($104 in chips)
Seat 4: supermal ($218.30 in chips)
Seat 5: JonnyCosMo ($119.30 in chips)
Seat 6: JizzleSmitts ($94.50 in chips)
supermal: posts small blind $0.50
JonnyCosMo: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
JizzleSmitts: folds
Highpothead: raises $3 to $4
HeyGuyRH: folds
supermal: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $3

Flop (Pot : $8.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: checks
Highpothead: bets $6
snowman35742 leaves the table
JonnyCosMo: raises $12 to $18
JonnyCosMo said, "get"
Highpothead: calls $12

Turn (Pot : $44.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $28
Highpothead: raises $28 to $56
JonnyCosMo: calls $28

River (Pot : $156.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $41.30 and is all-in
Highpothead: calls $35.45 and is all-in

Showdown
JonnyCosMo: shows (a full house, Kings full of Threes)
Highpothead: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo collected $225.40 from pot

Summary
Total pot $227.40 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: Highpothead mucked
Seat 2: HeyGuyRH (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: supermal (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: JonnyCosMo (big blind) showed and won ($225.40) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
Seat 6: JizzleSmitts folded before Flop (didn't bet)

The most horrific thing I've ever seen

it's horrific.

he's not folding an overpair in a reraised pot, especially with 2:1 odds on his money.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143743

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8341138960: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/08 - 15:48:05 (ET)
Table 'Apisaon II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: hicehicebaby ($202 in chips)
Seat 2: doc-peper ($65.40 in chips)
Seat 3: arni alo ($247.80 in chips)
Seat 5: royalaa101 ($26.35 in chips)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo ($399.50 in chips)
hicehicebaby: posts small blind $0.50
doc-peper: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
arni alo: raises $3 to $4
royalaa101: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $4
hicehicebaby: folds
doc-peper: folds

Flop (Pot : $9.5)

   
arni alo: bets $7
JonnyCosMo: calls $7

Turn (Pot : $23.5)

   
arni alo: checks
JonnyCosMo: bets $14
lefils has returned
arni alo: calls $14

River (Pot : $51.5)

   
arni alo: bets $45
JonnyCosMo: calls $45

Showdown
arni alo: shows (high card Nine)
JonnyCosMo: shows (a pair of Sixes)
JonnyCosMo collected $139.50 from pot
arni alo said, "wow"

Summary
Total pot $141.50 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: hicehicebaby (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: doc-peper (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: arni alo showed and lost with high card Nine
Seat 5: royalaa101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo (button) showed and won ($139.50) with a pair of Sixes

--- Nuked ---

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143911

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8350421803: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/09 - 02:45:17 (ET)
Table 'Sirona II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo ($137.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Steal City ($100.50 in chips)
Steal City: posts small blind $0.50
JonnyCosMo: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
Steal City: raises $2 to $3
JonnyCosMo: calls $2

Flop (Pot : $6)

   
JonnyCosMo: checks
Steal City: bets $3
JonnyCosMo: raises $10 to $13
Steal City: raises $21 to $34
JonnyCosMo: raises $100.45 to $134.45 and is all-in
Steal City: folds
JonnyCosMo collected $73 from pot
JonnyCosMo: doesn't show hand

Summary
Total pot $74 | Rake $1
Board  
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo (big blind) collected ($73)
Seat 5: Steal City (button) (small blind) folded on the Flop

On February 09 2007 01:39 JonnyCosMo wrote: WHY IS IT ALWAYS WORKING TODAY? STOP WORKING ASDF!!!

wait, you want to start running bad?

ridiculously awful, seems his re-raise range is wide, if you want to makea move do it on the FLOP, you cant float re-raised pots at this stakes with air, he potted turn, he HAS something he only has 77 left, he aint folding anything, he will call u with pretty much everything, if you raise turn u might scare him into "damn... if i call here its for my entire stack", if u raise turn he is like damn i gotta call now.

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8342026172: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/08 - 16:46:39 (ET)
Table 'Hansa II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Dixon01 ($163.55 in chips)
Seat 2: avgjoe22 ($32.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Ozzie75 ($181.60 in chips)
Seat 4: piscogay ($88.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Lamb of God ($167.35 in chips)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo ($271.95 in chips)
Dixon01: posts small blind $0.50
avgjoe22: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
Ozzie75: calls $1
piscogay: folds
Lamb of God: folds
JonnyCosMo: raises $4 to $5
Dixon01: folds
avgjoe22: folds
Ozzie75: calls $4

Flop (Pot : $11.5)

   
Ozzie75: checks
JonnyCosMo: bets $7
Ozzie75: raises $7 to $14
JonnyCosMo: calls $7

Turn (Pot : $39.5)

   
Ozzie75: bets $14
JonnyCosMo: raises $30 to $44
Ozzie75: folds
JonnyCosMo collected $64.50 from pot
JonnyCosMo: doesn't show hand

Summary
Total pot $67.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Dixon01 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: avgjoe22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Ozzie75 folded on the Turn
Seat 4: piscogay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lamb of God folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo (button) collected ($64.50)

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143913

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8341728607: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/08 - 16:26:48 (ET)
Table 'Apisaon II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: hicehicebaby ($242.85 in chips)
Seat 2: murph0511 ($98 in chips)
Seat 3: Roogr ($122.20 in chips)
Seat 4: CamoJr ($99 in chips)
Seat 5: Luckymug76 ($49.35 in chips)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo ($154.90 in chips)
CamoJr is disconnected
CamoJr is connected
CamoJr: posts small blind $0.50
Luckymug76: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
JonnyCosMo: raises $3 to $4
hicehicebaby: calls $4
murph0511: folds
Roogr: folds
CamoJr: folds
Luckymug76: folds

Flop (Pot : $9.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $6
hicehicebaby: raises $6 to $12
JonnyCosMo: raises $18 to $30
hicehicebaby: calls $18

Turn (Pot : $69.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $33
hicehicebaby: calls $33

River (Pot : $135.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $87.90 and is all-in
hicehicebaby: calls $87.90

Showdown
JonnyCosMo: shows (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
hicehicebaby: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo collected $308.30 from pot

Summary
Total pot $311.30 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: hicehicebaby mucked
Seat 2: murph0511 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Roogr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CamoJr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Luckymug76 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo showed and won ($308.30) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights

I'm going to sleep. I need sleep. I'm not thinking right now and I think I'm running too good to figure out what I'm doing wrong.

I expect to see many posts (flaming, bashing, rants etc...) when I wake up tomorrow. Please let me know what you think of my god-like playing at NL100 today. (+8 buyins in 4k hands baby!)

Can't argue with results

Yes, being result oriented totally pwns. I now know what Mike Matusow means when he says he has "heart"

it was bad.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143920

One more for the road...

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8284526937: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/02/04 - 21:18:31 (ET)
Table 'Lepus III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TheClone ($40.40 in chips)
Seat 2: lmoney8 ($43.45 in chips)
Seat 3: squidad1 ($173.15 in chips)
Seat 4: JonnyCosMo ($208.60 in chips)
Seat 5: legenden ($197 in chips)
Seat 6: tlpp ($71.15 in chips)
lmoney8: posts small blind $1
squidad1: posts big blind $2

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
JonnyCosMo: raises $6 to $8
legenden: raises $14 to $22
tlpp: folds
TheClone: folds
lmoney8: folds
squidad1: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $14

Flop (Pot : $47)

   
JonnyCosMo: checks
legenden: bets $44
JonnyCosMo: raises $142.60 to $186.60 and is all-in
legenden said, "is it so sick?"
legenden said, "KK AA ??"
legenden said, "have QQ"
legenden said, "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
legenden: folds
JonnyCosMo collected $132 from pot
JonnyCosMo: doesn't show hand
JonnyCosMo said, "TT"

Summary
Total pot $135 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: TheClone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: lmoney8 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: squidad1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: JonnyCosMo collected ($132)
Seat 5: legenden folded on the Flop
Seat 6: tlpp folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Oh oh oh and wait one more... totally forgot about this one:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143925

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8308357444: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/06 - 13:00:08 (ET)
Table 'Tergeste III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: skeer ($35.95 in chips)
Seat 2: Slyou ($132.85 in chips)
Seat 4: SMOKZALOT ($94.55 in chips)
Seat 5: Viper_x ($121.30 in chips)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo ($100.55 in chips)
JonnyCosMo: posts small blind $0.50
skeer: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
Slyou: folds
SMOKZALOT: raises $2 to $3
Viper_x: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $2.50
skeer: calls $2

Flop (Pot : $9)

   
JonnyCosMo: checks
skeer: checks
SMOKZALOT: bets $3
JonnyCosMo: calls $3
skeer: calls $3

Turn (Pot : $18)

   
JonnyCosMo: checks
skeer: checks
SMOKZALOT: bets $6
JonnyCosMo: raises $11 to $17
skeer: raises $12.95 to $29.95 and is all-in
SMOKZALOT: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $12.95

River (Pot : $83.9)

   

Showdown
JonnyCosMo: shows (four of a kind, Fives)
skeer: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo collected $81.90 from pot

Summary
Total pot $83.90 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: skeer (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: Slyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SMOKZALOT folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Viper_x (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JonnyCosMo (small blind) showed and won ($81.90) with four of a kind, Fives

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143928

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8308926248: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/06 - 13:47:49 (ET)
Table 'Mirphak IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: boostNslide ($103.50 in chips)
Seat 3: tobinator ($196.50 in chips)
Seat 4: JonnyCosMo ($128.30 in chips)
Seat 5: JarJarBings ($113.65 in chips)
Seat 6: jisoo ($138.20 in chips)
boostNslide: posts small blind $0.50
tobinator: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
JonnyCosMo: raises $3 to $4
JarJarBings: folds
jisoo: folds
boostNslide: folds
tobinator: calls $3

Flop (Pot : $8.5)

   
tobinator: checks
JonnyCosMo: bets $7
tobinator: calls $7

Turn (Pot : $22.5)

   
tobinator: checks
JonnyCosMo: bets $19
tobinator: calls $19

River (Pot : $60.5)

   
tobinator: bets $21
JonnyCosMo: raises $77.30 to $98.30 and is all-in
tobinator has timed out
tobinator: folds
tobinator is sitting out
JonnyCosMo collected $100.50 from pot
JonnyCosMo: doesn't show hand

Summary
Total pot $102.50 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: boostNslide (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: tobinator (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: JonnyCosMo collected ($100.50)
Seat 5: JarJarBings folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jisoo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/143929

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8308465334: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/06 - 13:09:23 (ET)
Table 'Wilhelmina' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: j_stoosh ($46.50 in chips)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo ($145.25 in chips)
Seat 3: gtfycb ($63.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Silveh ($53 in chips)
Seat 5: swisscon ($86.05 in chips)
Seat 6: jenny33 ($54.20 in chips)
j_stoosh: posts small blind $0.50
JonnyCosMo: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
gtfycb: calls $1
Silveh: raises $2 to $3
swisscon: folds
jenny33: calls $3
j_stoosh: folds
JonnyCosMo: calls $2
gtfycb: calls $2

Flop (Pot : $12.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $9
gtfycb: folds
Silveh: calls $9
jenny33: calls $9

Turn (Pot : $39.5)

   
JonnyCosMo: bets $45
Silveh: calls $41 and is all-in
jenny33: calls $42.20 and is all-in

River (Pot : $174.5)

   

Showdown
JonnyCosMo: shows (a flush, Ace high)
jenny33: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo collected $2.40 from side pot
Silveh: shows (two pair, Queens and Nines)
JonnyCosMo collected $159.50 from main pot
jenny33 leaves the table

Summary
Total pot $164.90 Main pot $159.50. Side pot $2.40. | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: j_stoosh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo (big blind) showed and won ($161.90) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: gtfycb folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Silveh showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 5: swisscon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jenny33 (button) mucked

W T F i think jonny is drunk and/or newb =(

jonny hahha :D you're poker god..



lol

This is totally god like.... I wish I can do the same

this is what happens when you meet talentedtom

On February 09 2007 05:02 ggplz wrote: this is what happens when you meet talentedtom

lol

On the PCA pics you looked drunk but actually it is now clear that you are on crack.

hes the new mike matusow

You finally learned how to play poker

On February 09 2007 02:04 JonnyCosMo wrote: Yes, being result oriented totally pwns. I now know what Mike Matusow means when he says he has "heart"

ummmm theres a small diff between a raised and reraised pot?

just seeing one of these hands wouldn't be funny
but seeing all of them is
makes me a lil jealous since anyone with exactly 2 outs today is whoopin my ass

Dude, obv I'm using like high level meta game thinking and most of these are total image plays. 12th level thinking ladies and gents.

madness...

some of those are retarded but i think some are ok with a read

i loved this thread
ill try this at 25nl

rofl cosmo
i think it's very important to mention that i was really high whilst playing this and that normally i play a 35/30 lagtard style who never folds a pair on stakes much much much higher than this

and yes i've been losing a lot of 90%+ pots recently =[
fucking running bad man

there's no way in hell that i ever fold an overpair
ever
unless it's obvious
but you would never play an overpair like you just played the KQ
so CALLCALLCALLCALLCALLCALL








tbh, when river came i was so high that i didn't understand what happened =[

so basically
stop doing moves with no reads

On February 09 2007 01:37 RaiNKhAN wrote: see cosmo u fkn suck try your luck at bowling nigga

ahahaha fucken bowling

On February 09 2007 13:17 Bigbobm wrote: Show nested quote + On February 09 2007 01:37 RaiNKhAN wrote: see cosmo u fkn suck try your luck at bowling nigga ahahaha fucken bowling

Ship?

On February 09 2007 16:14 JonnyCosMo wrote: Show nested quote + On February 09 2007 13:17 Bigbobm wrote:   On February 09 2007 01:37 RaiNKhAN wrote: see cosmo u fkn suck try your luck at bowling nigga ahahaha fucken bowling Ship?

Obv. a doctored photo using shop :-p

I can see teh pixelssssss

8 buyins in 4k hands= weak sauce

Uh totally real! I bowl a 241 high!

LOOOOL 114, fish :3!

On February 09 2007 17:37 JonnyCosMo wrote: Uh totally real! I bowl a 241 high!

damn son maybe you really should hit up the bowling hustle. i'd be a lil scared to hustle the average bowler though. don't need some john goodman looking guy to flash his piece at the lanes.

hahaha

MARK IT ZERO

I fucking suck at bowling, even worse than I do at poker.
^Thats REALLY bad if you dont know how good I'm at poker.

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #8372908035: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/02/10 - 14:39:39 (ET)
Table 'Tamara III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Stef-TA ($31.45 in chips)
Seat 2: ALLIIIIIIIN! ($50.45 in chips)
Seat 3: jwc0301 ($109.75 in chips)
Seat 4: JonnyCosMo ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: edwire12 ($101.10 in chips)
Seat 6: DJV384 ($182.95 in chips)
DJV384: posts small blind $0.50
Stef-TA: posts big blind $1

Holecards
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
ALLIIIIIIIN!: raises $1 to $2
jwc0301: folds
JonnyCosMo: raises $8 to $10
edwire12: folds
DJV384: folds
Stef-TA: folds
ALLIIIIIIIN!: raises $8 to $18
JonnyCosMo: raises $58 to $76
ALLIIIIIIIN!: calls $32.45 and is all-in

Flop (Pot : $77.5)

   

Turn (Pot : $77.5)

   

River (Pot : $77.5)

   

Showdown
ALLIIIIIIIN!: shows (two pair, Aces and Queens)
JonnyCosMo: shows (three of a kind, Queens)
JonnyCosMo collected $99.40 from pot

Summary
Total pot $102.40 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Stef-TA (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ALLIIIIIIIN! showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: jwc0301 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JonnyCosMo showed and won ($99.40) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: edwire12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DJV384 (small blind) folded before Flop

johnny buy as many lottery tickets as possible

this is so fucking horrible...

no kidding, don't be surprised at a -20 BI downswing... though it won't be a downswing. I think you're a losing player.

Losing? Never! I run so good I'm invinceable.

for every hand you luckbox a child in Africa dies just remeber that.....

fuck karma doesn't exist in this world....here you are, playing donk and sucking out, while the majority of theoretical 'winning' players are going on endless bad runs to suck-out luckboxes like yourself! meh, keep up the luckboxing buddy it makes for many riches and much monies!