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Daut  United States. Apr 06 2007 17:03. Posts 8955 | | |
So I came home for the weekend cause I wanted to take care of some poker business stuff -- meeting with a lawyer to get some contracts written for my live backing deals.
Anyway, so im sitting at the kitchen table and my mom starts shaking her head at me and goes "such a waste...its so disappointing that youre not going to school anymore, such a waste of math talent"
So i look at my mom and go "If i had a 15 inch penis would it be a waste of talent if I wasnt a pornstar?"
To my surprise Kathy actually laughed. And then she looked at me and said "Yes, i guess it would be a waste"
OMFG pwned
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tloapc Pitcairn. Apr 06 2007 17:06. Posts 2591 | | | |
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Ket United Kingdom. Apr 06 2007 17:13. Posts 8665 | | |
pssh stealing jokes from harold & kumar |
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Muhweli Finland. Apr 06 2007 17:23. Posts 10663 | | |
lawlerz. You always refer to your mom by her first name? |
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[vital]Myth United States. Apr 06 2007 17:36. Posts 12159 | | | |
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DooMeR United States. Apr 06 2007 18:17. Posts 8560 | | | |
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blunt_smokr United States. Apr 06 2007 18:36. Posts 1314 | | |
thats no way tp speak to your mother. but i still cant help but laugh .....lmfao |
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locoo Peru. Apr 06 2007 18:50. Posts 4561 | | |
unexpected, rofl your mom's a genius |
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you have a 15 inch penis, don't you |
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dronebabo United States. Apr 06 2007 19:16. Posts 736 | | | |
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Critterer United Kingdom. Apr 06 2007 19:49. Posts 5337 | | | |
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blunt_smokr United States. Apr 06 2007 19:52. Posts 1314 | | |
new seasons of Entourage and Sopranos one day w00t w00t!! |
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JonnyCosMo United States. Apr 06 2007 20:19. Posts 7292 | | |
| | On April 06 2007 19:15 TalentedTom wrote:
15 inch penis = assassin |
LMAO |
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Logiabs~ Colombia. Apr 06 2007 20:46. Posts 9133 | | | |
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Loco Canada. Apr 06 2007 21:57. Posts 20970 | | |
roflmao
| | On April 06 2007 16:23 Muhweli wrote:
lawlerz. You always refer to your mom by her first name? |
I do |
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vltava United States. Apr 07 2007 00:08. Posts 1742 | | |
I refer to Daut's mom by her first name |
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