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Daut  United States. Apr 06 2007 17:03. Posts 8955 | | |
So I came home for the weekend cause I wanted to take care of some poker business stuff -- meeting with a lawyer to get some contracts written for my live backing deals.
Anyway, so im sitting at the kitchen table and my mom starts shaking her head at me and goes "such a waste...its so disappointing that youre not going to school anymore, such a waste of math talent"
So i look at my mom and go "If i had a 15 inch penis would it be a waste of talent if I wasnt a pornstar?"
To my surprise Kathy actually laughed. And then she looked at me and said "Yes, i guess it would be a waste"
OMFG pwned
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tloapc Pitcairn. Apr 06 2007 17:06. Posts 2591 | | | |
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Ket United Kingdom. Apr 06 2007 17:13. Posts 8665 | | |
pssh stealing jokes from harold & kumar |
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Muhweli Finland. Apr 06 2007 17:23. Posts 10663 | | |
lawlerz. You always refer to your mom by her first name? |
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[vital]Myth United States. Apr 06 2007 17:36. Posts 12159 | | | |
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blunt_smokr United States. Apr 06 2007 18:36. Posts 1314 | | |
thats no way tp speak to your mother. but i still cant help but laugh .....lmfao |
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locoo Peru. Apr 06 2007 18:50. Posts 4564 | | |
unexpected, rofl your mom's a genius |
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you have a 15 inch penis, don't you |
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Critterer United Kingdom. Apr 06 2007 19:49. Posts 5337 | | | |
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blunt_smokr United States. Apr 06 2007 19:52. Posts 1314 | | |
new seasons of Entourage and Sopranos one day w00t w00t!! |
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JonnyCosMo United States. Apr 06 2007 20:19. Posts 7292 | | |
| | On April 06 2007 19:15 TalentedTom wrote:
15 inch penis = assassin |
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Logiabs~ Colombia. Apr 06 2007 20:46. Posts 9133 | | | |
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Loco Canada. Apr 06 2007 21:57. Posts 21002 | | |
roflmao
| | On April 06 2007 16:23 Muhweli wrote:
lawlerz. You always refer to your mom by her first name? |
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vltava United States. Apr 07 2007 00:08. Posts 1742 | | |
I refer to Daut's mom by her first name |
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PoorUser United States. Apr 07 2007 03:45. Posts 7472 | | |
you should know better than to get up inside kathy's head |
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Sheitan Canada. Apr 07 2007 05:48. Posts 4217 | | |
Oh you can tell her there's no way you could have made so much money with math, and therefore poker is not a waste of talent, but a better investment :D |
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tae-g United States. Apr 09 2007 15:33. Posts 1782 | | |
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lucifer Sweden. Apr 10 2007 01:17. Posts 5955 | | |
| | On April 06 2007 23:08 vltava wrote:
I refer to Daut's mom by bearer of mancandy. |
| | On April 07 2007 04:48 Sheitan wrote:
Oh you can tell her there's no way you could have made so much money with math, and therefore poker is not a waste of talent, but a better investment :D |
boooooooring |
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DaviDaY France. Apr 10 2007 08:35. Posts 359 | | |
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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