rekrul is a cheater - Page 10

I'll sell meth for 44 min. with a gal that knows what she is doing. Black Yves Saint Laurent skinny jeans with no underwear designed by Hedi Slimane. 55 min. and 55 seconds is probably better. Get a little more value out of the hour before playing the game of how ridiculous the ejaculate in your jeans is going to look when you inevitably have to walk out of the place.

I miss the days when Rekrul was good at poker.

Life seemed so much easier back then...

On June 06 2021 06:24 RiKD wrote: I'll sell meth for 44 min. with a gal that knows what she is doing. Black Yves Saint Laurent skinny jeans with no underwear designed by Hedi Slimane. 55 min. and 55 seconds is probably better. Get a little more value out of the hour before playing the game of how ridiculous the ejaculate in your jeans is going to look when you inevitably have to walk out of the place.

bro slow down

bro i tried.

but after 2 bottles of Vueve and sippin' on 3 shots of Henney and I got Lovely putting leverage on my penis with her long blonde
hair flowing and sweeping around and the full dragon back piece... She had lovely, perky A cups and I was doing everything in my power to make her nipples hard. Sucking on nipples is quite pacifying... who would have thought? I had no shame. I would have done anything for Transcendence in that moment and the next and the next and I think I got there but for a moment or a duration of time. Her nipples would not get hard and she would not kiss me though. No worries. Plow ahead. She would look deep into my eyes looking for the hypnotize. That reminds me how she got me. I was sitting in the back by myself sippin' on Henney playing hard to get. I turned down 2 strippers. Then she glides in keeping eye contact the entire seduction. "Hi, I'm Lovely. Would you like to go to the VIP room with me?" I let it happen. It felt so good. 11 drinks, which was adequate at that time for getting me to a good place and nothing more. I could finally get a bit of a buzz and relax at 11 drinks. Before I realized what was happening Lovely was in the zone. I never had a stripper that knew how to grind my dick like that. It was past the point of no return. The semen felt warm and cozy on my leg... 4, 5, 6 seconds of relief... Then, Oh shit... "Thank you bye"... Now, I have to get out of this damn club. Then, I have to drive home drunk. I got home and pounded Henney until I passed out so that I could make my multi-national corporation more profit the next day so that I could make some scratch to blow it on Vueve, Henney, and sex workers.

yikes, rikd relax

BRO I TRIED!

I found myself in a friend's bedroom. I was trying to seduce her. I have a shoe fetish. She had a great shoe collection. I pointed at a pair of Mauve Fuck Me Pumps and told her, "Those are the heels you wear when I fuck you." *wild stare* That shit is way too intense because we had never slept together or anything like that. She leaves the room and then comes back and tells me to follow her. I believe it is happening even though I have done basically nothing in the way of proper seduction. We go into another room and she hands me some lube and sits down. I look at her like ¿ Realmente ? She is like realmente. I get hard. I whip it out, start jacking it and get completely naked. I am fat with a 4.44 inch erection and really turned on. She is not. She leaves the room. I shrug and go back into her room and smell her dirty panties. She is re-painting her room and there is a ladder. I set up the ladder and do a Rob Van Dam 5-Star Frog Splash onto a pillow on her bed. I am having the most fun a human being can have. I go back up the ladder and when I am at the top deciding if I want to do a Macho Man Randy Savage Avalanche or a Shawn Michaels Showstoppah Elbow Drop my best friend Aoife walks into the room and says please get down from the ladder and that we need to talk.....

Maybe you should drop poker and take up writing romantic novels.

Maybe he should apply for a job in crypto fund management I hear there are openings

Haha

I haven't played a hand of online poker in over 10 years. You have a point with the romantic novels, Ha!

I already have an idea: 50 Shades of Dorian Grey Part II

I have my own crypto fund in which I HODL what I value. I have no interest in trading or active management and I don't want a boss. 24/7 markets and volatility is poker all over again but at least poker was fun at times. I am an artist that is attempting to change the world. I have no time for doing math and clicking buttons especially for fiat.

Btw, I apologize for making this thread about me. It is a bad habit of mine.

IT'S ABOUT REK!

My pseudonym for REK is Christopher Denker. REK was a great writer but he was an even better thinker.

Where in the world is Christopher Denker?

In my imagination he is cleaning out some South Korean heads-up and then off to shut the club down somewhere in Seoul.

(Any other comments relating to me should probably go in my blog Into The Future)

I imagine some warehouse in Seoul named MONSTER or whatever the equivalent of that is in Korean and REK is grindin' on one of BoxeR's sloppy seconds who likes tall, mysterious white guys. We are a little old for that though. I just hope REK didn't have to go to the Dark Side like I did in regards to the drink, gambling, whatever. I suspect he may have a bit of that DNA in his code.

Anyways, This is the song that would be playing:

uh is that cosmo?

absolutely.

That video made me joyful.

maybe if we get fisheye to post about high stakes 5 drink minimum starcraft bet games we can lure rek

I am terrible at sc. I appreciate it though (would appreciate it more if i was gosu at any scale which i'm like a .55 out of ten)

I still am amazed at BoxeR's drop

it was like 7 shuttles

I still have no idea how he did it

I was ok at wc3 and that shit is just like out of this world

even someone like Moon moving dryads it's just like ok

On June 15 2021 17:51 asdf2000 wrote: uh is that cosmo?

haha like for sure man like