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TalentedTom This user is a quality poster

Canada. Jun 07 2007 17:48. Posts 20070

Submitted by : TalentedTom

PokerStars Game #10316807687: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/07 - 13:19:58 (ET)
Table 'Irma IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Luke1robb ($445.40 in chips)
Seat 2: bluexcr ($582 in chips)
Seat 3: Sauce123 ($664.10 in chips)
Seat 4: TalentedTom ($682.80 in chips)
Seat 5: CoMbaL ($661.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Havasu71 ($410.80 in chips)
Sauce123: posts small blind $3
TalentedTom : posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to TalentedTom
CoMbaL: raises $12 to $18
Havasu71: calls $18
Luke1robb: folds
bluexcr: folds
Sauce123: folds
TalentedTom : calls $12

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $57.00)


TalentedTom : bets $24
CoMbaL: folds
Havasu71: calls $24

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $105.00)


TalentedTom : bets $60
Havasu71: calls $60

River (Pot : $225.00)


TalentedTom : bets $144
Havasu71: calls $144

Showdown
TalentedTom : shows (a flush, Ace high)
Havasu71: shows (a straight flush, Five to Nine)
Havasu71 collected $510 from pot
TalentedTom said, "wtf"

Summary
Total pot $513 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: Luke1robb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bluexcr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Sauce123 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: TalentedTom (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: CoMbaL folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Havasu71 showed and won ($510) with a straight flush, Five to Nine

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same

TalentedTom This user is a quality poster

Canada. Jun 07 2007 17:49. Posts 20070

Submitted by : TalentedTom

PokerStars Game #10317115251: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/07 - 13:45:10 (ET)
Table 'Matar IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jmar1011 ($296.10 in chips)
Seat 2: groinal ($637.95 in chips)
Seat 3: DJ46378 ($552.30 in chips)
Seat 4: CoMbaL ($567 in chips)
Seat 5: TalentedTom ($708.20 in chips)
Seat 6: joshyboy112 ($408.10 in chips)
CoMbaL: posts small blind $3
TalentedTom : posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to TalentedTom
joshyboy112: folds
jmar1011: folds
groinal: folds
DJ46378: calls $6
CoMbaL: folds
TalentedTom : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)


TalentedTom : bets $12
DJ46378: calls $12

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $39.00)


TalentedTom : checks
DJ46378: checks

River (Pot : $39.00)


TalentedTom : bets $24
DJ46378: calls $24

Showdown
TalentedTom : shows (a straight flush, Five to Nine)
DJ46378: mucks hand
TalentedTom collected $84 from pot

Summary
Total pot $87 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: jmar1011 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: groinal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DJ46378 (button) mucked
Seat 4: CoMbaL (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TalentedTom (big blind) showed and won ($84) with a straight flush, Five to Nine
Seat 6: joshyboy112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

TalentedTom This user is a quality poster

Canada. Jun 07 2007 17:49. Posts 20070

Submitted by : TalentedTom

PokerStars Game #10317160660: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/07 - 13:48:49 (ET)
Table 'Irma IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: flash237 ($695.10 in chips)
Seat 2: bluexcr ($706.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Sauce123 ($631.80 in chips)
Seat 4: TalentedTom ($581 in chips)
Seat 5: CoMbaL ($1313.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Havasu71 ($485.80 in chips)
CoMbaL: posts small blind $3
Havasu71: posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to TalentedTom
flash237: folds
bluexcr: folds
Sauce123: folds
TalentedTom : raises $12 to $18
CoMbaL: folds
Havasu71: calls $12

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $39.00)


Havasu71: bets $6
TalentedTom : raises $40 to $46
Havasu71: calls $40

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $131.00)


Havasu71: bets $6
TalentedTom : raises $50 to $56
Havasu71: calls $50

River (Pot : $243.00)


Havasu71: bets $6
TalentedTom said, "GOD"
TalentedTom : raises $93 to $99
Havasu71: calls $93

Showdown
TalentedTom : shows (a pair of Aces)
Havasu71: shows (three of a kind, Aces)
Havasu71 collected $438 from pot
TalentedTom said, "WTFG"
TalentedTom said, "WT"
TalentedTom said, "F"
TalentedTom said, "WTF"
TalentedTom said, "WTF"
TalentedTom said, "WTF"

Summary
Total pot $441 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: flash237 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bluexcr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Sauce123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TalentedTom (button) showed and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: CoMbaL (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Havasu71 (big blind) showed and won ($438) with three of a kind, Aces

mrwongie Canada. Jun 07 2007 17:50. Posts 1710

LOL LOL LOL

mrwongie Canada. Jun 07 2007 17:51. Posts 1710

add him to buddy list.

Loco Canada. Jun 07 2007 17:52. Posts 20990

holy fucking shit

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

ggplz Sweden. Jun 07 2007 17:55. Posts 16784

sick reads

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

JYang United States. Jun 07 2007 17:58. Posts 2669

that 78s hand u got outplayed

rofl

Floofy Canada. Jun 07 2007 18:01. Posts 8708

lol @ scared of JT hearths

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(

seatown12 United States. Jun 07 2007 18:02. Posts 1193

hahaha 6... 6... 6...

Im like a motherfucking bulletproof tiger

EvilSky

Czech Republic. Jun 07 2007 18:03. Posts 8918

Is this for real? lol

Last edit: 07/06/2007 18:04

Red9 Canada. Jun 07 2007 18:09. Posts 7447

redifining weak tight

I will grind you into dust.

blunt_smokr United States. Jun 07 2007 18:10. Posts 1314

WTF Tom you just T/lted me.

Nazgul This user is a quality poster

Netherlands. Jun 07 2007 18:16. Posts 7080

the way you played that 78d you might as well had put the cards on your forehead

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo

PandaSaurus Australia. Jun 07 2007 18:17. Posts 1651

Havasu vs Tilly HU go!

...

MilZo France. Jun 07 2007 18:17. Posts 1333

TalentedTom said, "WTFG"
TalentedTom said, "WT"
TalentedTom said, "F"
TalentedTom said, "WTF"
TalentedTom said, "WTF"
TalentedTom said, "WTF"

my thoughts exactly

S1KLYF, this is the profession we chose

justsomeguy Canada. Jun 07 2007 18:24. Posts 49

On June 07 2007 17:16 Nazgul wrote:
the way you played that 78d you might as well had put the cards on your forehead

rofl

Poker_boy89 Singapore. Jun 07 2007 18:45. Posts 179

On June 07 2007 16:49 TalentedTom wrote:
Submitted by : TalentedTom
PokerStars Game #10317115251: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/07 - 13:45:10 (ET)
Table 'Matar IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jmar1011 ($296.10 in chips)
Seat 2: groinal ($637.95 in chips)
Seat 3: DJ46378 ($552.30 in chips)
Seat 4: CoMbaL ($567 in chips)
Seat 5: TalentedTom ($708.20 in chips)
Seat 6: joshyboy112 ($408.10 in chips)
CoMbaL: posts small blind $3
TalentedTom : posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to TalentedTom
joshyboy112: folds
jmar1011: folds
groinal: folds
DJ46378: calls $6
CoMbaL: folds
TalentedTom : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)


TalentedTom : bets $12
DJ46378: calls $12

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $39.00)


TalentedTom : checks
DJ46378: checks

River (Pot : $39.00)


TalentedTom : bets $24
DJ46378: calls $24

Showdown
TalentedTom : shows (a straight flush, Five to Nine)
DJ46378: mucks hand
TalentedTom collected $84 from pot

Summary
Total pot $87 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: jmar1011 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: groinal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DJ46378 (button) mucked
Seat 4: CoMbaL (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TalentedTom (big blind) showed and won ($84) with a straight flush, Five to Nine
Seat 6: joshyboy112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

how could he check full house ???? lol... could he see your cards and he knew u had str8 flush ?

lamhoa

ggplz Sweden. Jun 07 2007 19:04. Posts 16784

he cant

lol

he fucked up the entire hand

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

hansen Sweden. Jun 07 2007 19:28. Posts 1964

awesome

egood United States. Jun 07 2007 19:32. Posts 1883

lol owned

September Canada. Jun 07 2007 19:41. Posts 155

hahahahaha

I suck at poker

FrinkX United States. Jun 07 2007 20:13. Posts 7562

TOMMY

bitch on a pension suck my dong

Svenman87 United States. Jun 07 2007 20:49. Posts 4636

"thought u had 7d8d"

nixxxbg Bulgaria. Jun 07 2007 21:08. Posts 436

the third one is ez fold tom...

tilted fish Canada. Jun 07 2007 21:09. Posts 2651

"get a brain morans"

Svenman87 United States. Jun 07 2007 21:12. Posts 4636

On June 07 2007 20:09 tilted fish wrote:
"get a brain morans"

Most stereotypical white trash piece of shit ever...

Last edit: 07/06/2007 21:13

tilted fish Canada. Jun 07 2007 21:12. Posts 2651

On June 07 2007 20:08 nixxxbg wrote:
the third one is ez fold tom...

Tom is kind enough to show him how much to bet with nuts.

dronebabo United States. Jun 07 2007 21:13. Posts 736

wow

tilted fish Canada. Jun 07 2007 21:13. Posts 2651

On June 07 2007 20:12 Svenman87 wrote:

Show nested quote +
On June 07 2007 20:09 tilted fish wrote:
"get a brain morans"

Most stereotypical piece of shit white trash ever...

Yes! haha that one.
I seriously feel like playing people like him when fucked up shit like this happens.

YoMeR United States. Jun 07 2007 22:18. Posts 12438

this thread cracks me up.

eZ Life.

Donald United States. Jun 07 2007 23:18. Posts 1289

and they say online poker is getting harder...

def not true

if you always go in with the worst hand youll never have a bad beat story

TimDawg

United States. Jun 08 2007 00:55. Posts 10197

i loled so hard at the AQ hand

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball

tloapc Pitcairn. Jun 08 2007 03:44. Posts 2591

so thats why lol

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

bohus04 Czech Republic. Jun 08 2007 04:55. Posts 536

lol good hands

Trust me, I am a poker player.

Loco Canada. Jun 08 2007 05:06. Posts 20990

i laugh everytime i see that morans picture

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

Muhweli Finland. Jun 08 2007 05:17. Posts 10663

wooooow :D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements

0x64 Finland. Jun 08 2007 05:48. Posts 352

Submitted by : 0x64

PokerStars Game #10330103492: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/06/08 - 07:43:26 (ET)
Table 'Eros' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: BuxxBenny ($8.70 in chips)
Seat 2: Tschaggo ($23.75 in chips)
Seat 3: rsb1312 ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 4: simonkna ($22.95 in chips)
Seat 5: 0x64 ($25 in chips)
Seat 7: Mister Lion ($32.45 in chips)
Seat 8: m1ck33 ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 9: gabsam ($21.25 in chips)
simonkna: posts small blind $0.10
0x64 : posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to 0x64
Mister Lion: folds
Mister Lion leaves the table
m1ck33: folds
gabsam: folds
BuxxBenny: folds
Tschaggo: folds
rsb1312: calls $0.25
simonkna: calls $0.15
0x64 : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $0.75)


simonkna: bets $0.75
0x64 : folds
rsb1312: raises $1.25 to $2
simonkna: calls $1.25

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $4.75)


simonkna: checks
rsb1312: bets $3
simonkna: calls $3

River (Pot : $10.75)


simonkna: checks
rsb1312: checks

Showdown
simonkna: shows (two pair, Kings and Tens)
rsb1312: shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)
rsb1312 collected $10.25 from pot

Summary
Total pot $10.75 | Rake $0.50
Board
Seat 1: BuxxBenny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Tschaggo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rsb1312 (button) showed and won ($10.25) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 4: simonkna (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 5: 0x64 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Mister Lion folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: m1ck33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gabsam folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I know its not NL600 but still!

Me nuts are hurting

Donald United States. Jun 08 2007 09:59. Posts 1289

yea but that's also just one hand, I've done that many many times
it's called a misclick

if you always go in with the worst hand youll never have a bad beat story

jkpickett United States. Jun 08 2007 12:17. Posts 1403

fart

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power

PanoRaMa United States. Jun 08 2007 14:23. Posts 1655

the best part is that I thought shit like this was so ridiculous that he pulled them from a hh sample of over a few days or weeks even. Then I check the time stamp and they all occurred within 30 minutes.

http://panorama.liquidpoker.net

Last edit: 08/06/2007 14:23

Funktion Australia. Jun 08 2007 18:00. Posts 1638

This reminded me of the Dave Chappelle show skit with the black white supremist. Where upon revealing his face to the crowd one guys head explodes.

This is worse.

newbie.cjb United States. Jun 08 2007 18:08. Posts 3096

LOL AT 67S

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing.