jack-king off good? - Page 2

I just thought of how much more I could do with This Link

Poker terms are so interchangable with taboo subjects.

hahah nicely done SpoR ;]

Yeah, and if a guy has his hands underneath the table and his zipper untied he's probably holding the nuts.

I'm never caught jack-king off when I got a short stack.

This one time this guy had a big pair and a nice stack and I sucked out on him so bad

I bet you swallowed because you were so nervous, too?

Going overboard

Oh absolutely brilliant stuff! Thanks for the laughs - this is almost not work safe! Cause i can't stop laughing!

On November 20 2005 18:51 NMcNasty wrote: Yeah I'm sick of jack king off. I'm getting way too used to the hand.

roflmao
Good laugh before i go to bad never hurts

Submitted by : SpoR

PokerStars Game #3123104131: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2005/11/21 - 22:12:10 (ET)
Table 'Makhaon V' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tina18 ($5 in chips)
Seat 2: lowdownxhoe ($3.55 in chips)
Seat 3: BassAssassin ($2.22 in chips)
Seat 4: mvongsav ($1 in chips)
Seat 5: geeven ($4.16 in chips)
Seat 6: DasWinn ($3.76 in chips)
Seat 7: SPoR ($4.68 in chips)
Seat 8: Cliffy1013 ($2.50 in chips)
Seat 9: SuitedRun ($6.07 in chips)
BassAssassin: posts small blind $0.01
mvongsav: posts big blind $0.02
Tina18: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SPoR ]
Cliffy1013 said, "gotta love that river"
geeven: raises $0.04 to $0.06
DasWinn: raises $0.04 to $0.10
SPoR: raises $0.18 to $0.28
Cliffy1013: folds
geeven said, "heh... i don't HAVE to"
SuitedRun: folds
Tina18: folds
lowdownxhoe: folds
BassAssassin: folds
mvongsav: folds
geeven: folds
DasWinn: calls $0.18
*** FLOP *** ]
DasWinn: bets $0.67
SPoR: raises $3.73 to $4.40 and is all-in
DasWinn: calls $2.81 and is all-in
*** TURN *** ] ]
SPoR said, "^_-"
*** RIVER *** ] ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DasWinn: shows ] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
SPoR: mucks hand
Cliffy1013 said, "LOL"
DasWinn collected $7.28 from pot
SPoR said, "that sucks"
Cliffy1013 said, "flush draw =P"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.63 | Rake $0.35
Board ]
Seat 1: Tina18 folded before Flop
Seat 2: lowdownxhoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BassAssassin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mvongsav (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: geeven folded before Flop
Seat 6: DasWinn showed ] and won ($7.28) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 7: SPoR mucked ]
Seat 8: Cliffy1013 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SuitedRun folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Nah, RaSZi, but you probably made your Staking thread to get your post count up

lollll