jack-king off good?

I've been playing a lot with jack-king off lately.

Statistical anomaly or something. Jack king off, jack king off, jack king off constantly in like 5 hour sessions. And it's not very profitable. A queen comes and all I have is jack king off.

So my question is this. Does your postion matter when you are faced with the good old jack king off?



ok well I saw some troll post soemthign from this opera on two plus two, though with less content than mine and I thought it was pretty funny.

Poker humour, anybody?

Well it does seem cheap.

At what point should you fold?

have a feeling there will be so much of this in every thread anyway

I hold jack-king until I see a river

shit my joke was weak

hahaha

only when i flop the nuts

omfg i can't stop laughing ogikjfa;eghaer;pjh my face is going into cramp s omfg

Friend and I watched a movie, Derailed, with Jennifer Anniston, and Clive Owen. Clive Owen plays a middle manager at some insurance company, family man, who runs into a great woman who falls for him, starts an affair with her but gets conned by criminals and blackmailed.

First he gives them 20 Gs to leave him alone, then they askf or 100k more, but end up taking a 110k (main character tried to hire a gun for 10k but the criminals killed the gun, took that money AND said 100 is on top of that). In the end there's action, shooting, the guy tracks down the criminals and gets 100k back.

So walking home we talked about the movie. So the guy was grinding it out for years with his family, and he hit a bad streak -20K. The hired gun was playing WAY out of his stakes and went bust right away, and even got banned from the cardrooms. And then the guy started taking shots at higher stakes and got stacked unfortunately for most of his BR, losing 100K. But he kept taking shots (lol) and made most of it back. After all that though, he was down 30k, so he should probably work on his strategy, regroup and move down in limits.

it's funny to be in the process of a conversation like this

On November 20 2005 17:32 BigBalls wrote: only when i flop the nuts

heheh "flop" the "nuts"...and your name is bigballs..heh...
even weaker than refrain

Blah nvm what I had before. It wasn't working out. Good fun here.

I don't get it

i like to make a big raise with it
sometimes on the flop i have to lay it down when theres a sticky situation

Wow this is such a great thread.

On November 20 2005 17:08 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: shit my joke was weak

heehheeh

i usually just limp

Yeah I'm sick of jack king off. I'm getting way too used to the hand.

Usually I plan for jack-king off. I prefer my Queen-Queen but sometimes a man has just got to make due with what he has. First off you need to raise! Anyways Its always great when I flop my nuts right in the middle of the table, its the best feeling you ever had. Well face it, it actually feels good to flop your nuts anytime. Always play when you're Big. Never ever ever limp. When you have your hand jack-king off its best because the action is usually fast. Unless of course you miss and that can lead to severe anguish and even folding (ouch!). I have a superstition about jack-king off. Whenever I have it in my hand, I slap it down on the table for luck. It usually scares some of the tight players but when they're loose they love to see it.

folding

ahhahahah

Wow. What a great post. XD to you.

I just thought of how much more I could do with This Link

Poker terms are so interchangable with taboo subjects.

hahah nicely done SpoR ;]

Yeah, and if a guy has his hands underneath the table and his zipper untied he's probably holding the nuts.

I'm never caught jack-king off when I got a short stack.

This one time this guy had a big pair and a nice stack and I sucked out on him so bad

I bet you swallowed because you were so nervous, too?

Going overboard

Oh absolutely brilliant stuff! Thanks for the laughs - this is almost not work safe! Cause i can't stop laughing!

On November 20 2005 18:51 NMcNasty wrote: Yeah I'm sick of jack king off. I'm getting way too used to the hand.

roflmao
Good laugh before i go to bad never hurts

Submitted by : SpoR

PokerStars Game #3123104131: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2005/11/21 - 22:12:10 (ET)
Table 'Makhaon V' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tina18 ($5 in chips)
Seat 2: lowdownxhoe ($3.55 in chips)
Seat 3: BassAssassin ($2.22 in chips)
Seat 4: mvongsav ($1 in chips)
Seat 5: geeven ($4.16 in chips)
Seat 6: DasWinn ($3.76 in chips)
Seat 7: SPoR ($4.68 in chips)
Seat 8: Cliffy1013 ($2.50 in chips)
Seat 9: SuitedRun ($6.07 in chips)
BassAssassin: posts small blind $0.01
mvongsav: posts big blind $0.02
Tina18: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SPoR ]
Cliffy1013 said, "gotta love that river"
geeven: raises $0.04 to $0.06
DasWinn: raises $0.04 to $0.10
SPoR: raises $0.18 to $0.28
Cliffy1013: folds
geeven said, "heh... i don't HAVE to"
SuitedRun: folds
Tina18: folds
lowdownxhoe: folds
BassAssassin: folds
mvongsav: folds
geeven: folds
DasWinn: calls $0.18
*** FLOP *** ]
DasWinn: bets $0.67
SPoR: raises $3.73 to $4.40 and is all-in
DasWinn: calls $2.81 and is all-in
*** TURN *** ] ]
SPoR said, "^_-"
*** RIVER *** ] ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DasWinn: shows ] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
SPoR: mucks hand
Cliffy1013 said, "LOL"
DasWinn collected $7.28 from pot
SPoR said, "that sucks"
Cliffy1013 said, "flush draw =P"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.63 | Rake $0.35
Board ]
Seat 1: Tina18 folded before Flop
Seat 2: lowdownxhoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BassAssassin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mvongsav (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: geeven folded before Flop
Seat 6: DasWinn showed ] and won ($7.28) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 7: SPoR mucked ]
Seat 8: Cliffy1013 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SuitedRun folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Nah, RaSZi, but you probably made your Staking thread to get your post count up

lollll