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My "Terminator" shower ritual.

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TheHuHu   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:20. Posts 4271



I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.

With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

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Zealeo   Canada. Dec 13 2007 21:22. Posts 441

sounds like a good idea, i'll try it


vegable   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:29. Posts 2453

Poll: Do you travel through time/pee in the shower?

Stir fry Normandy 

ggplz   Sweden. Dec 13 2007 21:34. Posts 16784

this is so standard

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

RiKD    United States. Dec 13 2007 21:39. Posts 9240


  On December 13 2007 20:34 ggplz wrote:
this is so standard



rofl

fwiw, i am definitely doing this tomorrow


SakiSaki    Sweden. Dec 13 2007 22:31. Posts 9687


  On December 13 2007 20:39 RiKD wrote:
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rofl

fwiw, i am definitely doing this tomorrow



me2 definitely

what wackass site is this nigga?  

YoMeR   United States. Dec 13 2007 22:33. Posts 12438

you guys are all faggots..














































if you already haven't tried this.

eZ Life. 

albonycee   United States. Dec 13 2007 22:48. Posts 2749



fags

(insert stupid shit)aments 

FrinkX   United States. Dec 13 2007 23:02. Posts 7562

rofl thats so cool i gotta try that

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Gosu_NinjA   Canada. Dec 13 2007 23:08. Posts 14

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

That a so funny


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Dec 13 2007 23:44. Posts 834

lol I was wondering when this would catch on with the rest of the world. My friend once told me that he got out of the shower completely naked and walked up to his Dad and said "Give me your boots your pants and your motorcycle." lolz Terminator ftw. . ..and also is it gay to know the exact moment in T1 where you can see a glimpse of Arnolds junk?

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tilted fish   Canada. Dec 13 2007 23:53. Posts 2651

I absolutely love this forum!


iop   Sweden. Dec 13 2007 23:55. Posts 4951


  On December 13 2007 22:53 tilted fish wrote:
I absolutely love this forum!

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

TheHuHu   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:32. Posts 4271

Why are you guys laughing at my ritual...?

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Stim_Abuser   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:34. Posts 7499

i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.

Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult...

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Steal City   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:42. Posts 2537


  On December 13 2007 23:34 Stim_Abuser wrote:
i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.

Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult...



isn't the opposite more often true?

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XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Dec 14 2007 01:39. Posts 834


  On December 13 2007 23:42 Steal City wrote:
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isn't the opposite more often true?


Can't argue with an expert at the subject.

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YoMeR   United States. Dec 14 2007 01:43. Posts 12438


  On December 14 2007 00:39 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
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Can't argue with an expert at the subject.



hahaha stim just got roffle owned.

eZ Life. 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 02:03. Posts 3943

Teh Teminator is a classic,where have you people been living.

Metagame Purposes. 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 14 2007 04:00. Posts 7292


  On December 13 2007 20:34 ggplz wrote:
this is so standard

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

 
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