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TheHuHu   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:20. Posts 4271 | | |

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.
With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual. |
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Zealeo   Canada. Dec 13 2007 21:22. Posts 441 | | |
sounds like a good idea, i'll try it |
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vegable   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:29. Posts 2453 | | |
Poll: Do you travel through time/pee in the shower? |
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ggplz   Sweden. Dec 13 2007 21:34. Posts 16784 | | |
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RiKD   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:39. Posts 9240 | | |
| On December 13 2007 20:34 ggplz wrote:
this is so standard |
rofl
fwiw, i am definitely doing this tomorrow |
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YoMeR   United States. Dec 13 2007 22:33. Posts 12438 | | |
you guys are all faggots..
if you already haven't tried this. |
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albonycee   United States. Dec 13 2007 22:48. Posts 2749 | | |

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FrinkX   United States. Dec 13 2007 23:02. Posts 7562 | | |
rofl thats so cool i gotta try that |
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Gosu_NinjA   Canada. Dec 13 2007 23:08. Posts 14 | | |
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
That a so funny |
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lol I was wondering when this would catch on with the rest of the world. My friend once told me that he got out of the shower completely naked and walked up to his Dad and said "Give me your boots your pants and your motorcycle." lolz Terminator ftw. . ..and also is it gay to know the exact moment in T1 where you can see a glimpse of Arnolds junk? |
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tilted fish   Canada. Dec 13 2007 23:53. Posts 2651 | | |
I absolutely love this forum! |
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iop   Sweden. Dec 13 2007 23:55. Posts 4951 | | |
| On December 13 2007 22:53 tilted fish wrote:
I absolutely love this forum! |
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Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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TheHuHu   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:32. Posts 4271 | | |
Why are you guys laughing at my ritual...? |
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Stim_Abuser   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:34. Posts 7499 | | |
i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.
Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult... |
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Steal City   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:42. Posts 2537 | | |
| On December 13 2007 23:34 Stim_Abuser wrote:
i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.
Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult... |
isn't the opposite more often true? |
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Intersango.com intersango.com | Last edit: 14/12/2007 00:42 |
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| On December 13 2007 23:42 Steal City wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2007 23:34 Stim_Abuser wrote:
i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.
Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult... |
isn't the opposite more often true?
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Can't argue with an expert at the subject. |
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YoMeR   United States. Dec 14 2007 01:43. Posts 12438 | | |
| On December 14 2007 00:39 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2007 23:42 Steal City wrote:
| On December 13 2007 23:34 Stim_Abuser wrote:
i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.
Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult... |
isn't the opposite more often true?
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Can't argue with an expert at the subject. |
hahaha stim just got roffle owned. |
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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 02:03. Posts 3943 | | |
Teh Teminator is a classic,where have you people been living. |
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JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 14 2007 04:00. Posts 7292 | | |
| On December 13 2007 20:34 ggplz wrote:
this is so standard |
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Misjka   Netherlands. Dec 14 2007 04:31. Posts 266 | | |
| The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. |
Whahahaha |
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redrain0125   Canada. Dec 14 2007 04:38. Posts 5455 | | |
HAHAHAHA thehuhu is a hero |
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| On December 14 2007 01:03 Cro)Deadman wrote:
Teh Teminator is a classic,where have you people been living. |
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lachlan   Australia. Dec 14 2007 05:17. Posts 6991 | | |
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EmKey   Poland. Dec 14 2007 05:27. Posts 643 | | |
Dear LP I feel very alienated because I dont feel the urge to perform the Terminator shower ritual. |
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lebowski   Greece. Dec 14 2007 05:44. Posts 9205 | | |
I think its actually an asian trend |
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new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... | |
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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 06:07. Posts 3943 | | |
| On December 14 2007 04:44 lebowski wrote:
I think its actually an asian trend |
ROFL |
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Gumster   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 06:17. Posts 2291 | | |
man im glad i read this, i'll do it asap |
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Alright. . headed off to work soon. Gonna go test run this, results later. |
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cariadon   Estonia. Dec 14 2007 07:50. Posts 4019 | | |
This is awesome!
Will definitely try tomorrow. |
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| On December 14 2007 06:25 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
Alright. . headed off to work soon. Gonna go test run this, results later. |
> Epic Failure for me. I tried it in my one person poor man stand up shower and I smashed my knee and hit my head on the knozzle. . .wtf!! |
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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 07:57. Posts 3943 | | |
| On December 14 2007 06:54 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2007 06:25 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
Alright. . headed off to work soon. Gonna go test run this, results later. |
> Epic Failure for me. I tried it in my one person poor man stand up shower and I smashed my knee and hit my head on the knozzle. . .wtf!!
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Terminators don't feel pain,epic fail indeed. |
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k2o4   United States. Dec 14 2007 08:09. Posts 4803 | | |
lmao greatest thread ever!
I personally am not leet enough to pull this off. I will just stand in awe of those of you who can. |
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 08:32. Posts 4307 | | |
isnt it kinda gay to be naked in the shower, eyes closed and visualizing arnold?
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kemo   Denmark. Dec 14 2007 08:38. Posts 573 | | |
| On December 14 2007 07:32 bongky wrote:
isnt it kinda gay to be naked in the shower, eyes closed and visualizing arnold?
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eh, no? |
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 08:38. Posts 3735 | | |
rofl this is so gold
gotta try it |
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Jelle   Belgium. Dec 14 2007 09:02. Posts 3476 | | |
only girly men would mention "gay" and "arnold" in the same line |
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:30. Posts 4307 | | |
lol, so is very MACHO stuff, bein naked in a shower and visualizin a guy.
in south america things are different luckily.
btw im not callin gay to anybody, just sayin that i dont think that thinkin in a guy while u r naked in the shower is the most macho thing ever.
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:31. Posts 4307 | | |
but i know nothing.
so just ignore me.
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locoo   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:34. Posts 4564 | | |
so you lied when you said you thought about me while rubbing soap against ur butt? =C |
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:36. Posts 4307 | | |
| On December 14 2007 09:34 locoo wrote:
so you lied when you said you thought about me while rubbing soap against ur butt? =C |
pwned.
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Dec 14 2007 10:38. Posts 5337 | | |
awesome, just got back from gym and read this thread, just in time for my shower.
definately will be doing this! |
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sawseech   Canada. Dec 14 2007 10:41. Posts 3182 | | |
dududu
dududu
ermmmmmm
ERMMMMMM
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lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la | |
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tae-g   United States. Dec 14 2007 11:16. Posts 1782 | | |
| On December 14 2007 08:02 Jelle wrote:
only girly men would mention "gay" and "arnold" in the same line |
This comment did not get the attention it deserved. Very nice GroT  |
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Bejamin1   Canada. Dec 14 2007 12:01. Posts 7042 | | |
I think it would be better if done in the public shower at the gym after workout. Its way more badass that way. |
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lucifer   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 14:21. Posts 5955 | | |
| On December 14 2007 11:01 Bejamin1 wrote:
I think it would be better if done in the public shower at the gym after workout. Its way more badass that way. |
indeed.
otherwise it's just the usual pics or it didn't happen kind of thing. |
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BlackEgypt   United States. Dec 14 2007 15:24. Posts 167 | | |
wow that redhead is so hot |
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Artanis[Xp]   Netherlands. Dec 14 2007 16:35. Posts 4697 | | |
Shit I just showered and I forgot this
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 17:45. Posts 3735 | | |
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k2o4   United States. Jan 14 2008 17:30. Posts 4803 | | |
They premiered the sarah conor chronicles last night and it completely reminded me of this thread. |
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YoMeR   United States. Jan 14 2008 19:06. Posts 12438 | | |
you can't have terminator without fucking ahhh noollld.
such an epic fail. |
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ggplz   Sweden. Jan 14 2008 20:01. Posts 16784 | | |
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RiKD   United States. Jan 14 2008 21:19. Posts 9240 | | |
this was my favorite thread of 07 i think |
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FrinkX   United States. Jan 15 2008 01:15. Posts 7562 | | |
ship the governator
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DooMeR   United States. Jan 15 2008 01:27. Posts 8562 | | |
| On December 14 2007 11:01 Bejamin1 wrote:
I think it would be better if done in the public shower at the gym after workout. Its way more badass that way. |
OMFG LOL! just owned the thread. omg i cant stop giggling LOL |
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SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. Jan 15 2008 11:21. Posts 2534 | | |
lolz gotta try it today
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k2o4   United States. Jan 15 2008 12:42. Posts 4803 | | |
| On January 15 2008 10:21 SneakrFreakr wrote:
lolz gotta try it today
btw TheHuHu werent u the one that posted the story about taking a dump seating backwards on the toilet? |
that sounds super epic. I need a link asap! |
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Jan 15 2008 12:58. Posts 3735 | | |
i cant believe ive still not done this yet, thanks hero bumper |
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TheHuHu   United States. Aug 26 2008 15:25. Posts 4271 | | |
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NotSorry   United States. Aug 26 2008 17:03. Posts 2603 | | |
Wait so you all bend over in the shower and think of men....no wonder there is massive threads on "do these shoes make me look fat?" floating around here... |
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k2o4   United States. Aug 26 2008 18:33. Posts 4803 | | |
one of the best threads I've ever read, and I laughed my ass off reading it again. |
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SakiSaki   Sweden. Aug 26 2008 18:35. Posts 9687 | | |
so what forum did you steal this from thehuhu? |
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what wackass site is this nigga? | |
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TheHuHu   United States. Aug 26 2008 23:12. Posts 4271 | | |
| On August 26 2008 17:35 SakiSaki wrote:
so what forum did you steal this from thehuhu? |
Are all people from Sweden as mad as you?

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iop   Sweden. Aug 26 2008 23:40. Posts 4951 | | |
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Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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Loco   Canada. Aug 27 2008 01:42. Posts 20995 | | |
why bump this with no new content? :/ |
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H_   New Zealand. Aug 27 2008 02:03. Posts 159 | | |
| On August 26 2008 17:35 SakiSaki wrote:
so what forum did you steal this from thehuhu? |
bash.org like 3 years ago |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 27 2008 09:07. Posts 1960 | | |
Omg, hadn't read this one before but it sounds like true epic. I really do believe that as somebody already mentioned, it's better to do after working out in the gym and just do it in those public showers. |
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Raidern   Brasil. Aug 28 2008 08:07. Posts 4243 | | |
thanks joy, i'm trying that in a few minutes. |
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