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TheHuHu   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:20. Posts 4271



I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.

With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

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Zealeo   Canada. Dec 13 2007 21:22. Posts 441

sounds like a good idea, i'll try it


vegable   United States. Dec 13 2007 21:29. Posts 2453

Poll: Do you travel through time/pee in the shower?

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ggplz   Sweden. Dec 13 2007 21:34. Posts 16784

this is so standard

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

RiKD    United States. Dec 13 2007 21:39. Posts 9240


  On December 13 2007 20:34 ggplz wrote:
this is so standard



rofl

fwiw, i am definitely doing this tomorrow


SakiSaki    Sweden. Dec 13 2007 22:31. Posts 9687


  On December 13 2007 20:39 RiKD wrote:
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rofl

fwiw, i am definitely doing this tomorrow



me2 definitely

what wackass site is this nigga?  

YoMeR   United States. Dec 13 2007 22:33. Posts 12438

you guys are all faggots..














































if you already haven't tried this.

eZ Life. 

albonycee   United States. Dec 13 2007 22:48. Posts 2749



fags

(insert stupid shit)aments 

FrinkX   United States. Dec 13 2007 23:02. Posts 7562

rofl thats so cool i gotta try that

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Gosu_NinjA   Canada. Dec 13 2007 23:08. Posts 14

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

That a so funny


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Dec 13 2007 23:44. Posts 834

lol I was wondering when this would catch on with the rest of the world. My friend once told me that he got out of the shower completely naked and walked up to his Dad and said "Give me your boots your pants and your motorcycle." lolz Terminator ftw. . ..and also is it gay to know the exact moment in T1 where you can see a glimpse of Arnolds junk?

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tilted fish   Canada. Dec 13 2007 23:53. Posts 2651

I absolutely love this forum!


iop   Sweden. Dec 13 2007 23:55. Posts 4951


  On December 13 2007 22:53 tilted fish wrote:
I absolutely love this forum!

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

TheHuHu   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:32. Posts 4271

Why are you guys laughing at my ritual...?

I have always wanted to quote myself. - Me 

Stim_Abuser   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:34. Posts 7499

i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.

Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult...

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

Steal City   United States. Dec 14 2007 00:42. Posts 2537


  On December 13 2007 23:34 Stim_Abuser wrote:
i got nothing to say. but a quote comes to mind.

Buttsecks is like spinnach, if you're forced to have it a lot as a child, you won't like it as an adult...



isn't the opposite more often true?

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XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Dec 14 2007 01:39. Posts 834


  On December 13 2007 23:42 Steal City wrote:
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isn't the opposite more often true?


Can't argue with an expert at the subject.

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YoMeR   United States. Dec 14 2007 01:43. Posts 12438


  On December 14 2007 00:39 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
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Can't argue with an expert at the subject.



hahaha stim just got roffle owned.

eZ Life. 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 02:03. Posts 3943

Teh Teminator is a classic,where have you people been living.

Metagame Purposes. 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 14 2007 04:00. Posts 7292


  On December 13 2007 20:34 ggplz wrote:
this is so standard

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Misjka   Netherlands. Dec 14 2007 04:31. Posts 266


  The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.



Whahahaha


redrain0125   Canada. Dec 14 2007 04:38. Posts 5455

HAHAHAHA thehuhu is a hero


DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 05:10. Posts 8623


  On December 14 2007 01:03 Cro)Deadman wrote:
Teh Teminator is a classic,where have you people been living.


lachlan   Australia. Dec 14 2007 05:17. Posts 6991

hero thread

full ring 

EmKey   Poland. Dec 14 2007 05:27. Posts 643

Dear LP I feel very alienated because I dont feel the urge to perform the Terminator shower ritual.

redefining weak/tight since 2006 

lebowski   Greece. Dec 14 2007 05:44. Posts 9205

I think its actually an asian trend

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 06:07. Posts 3943


  On December 14 2007 04:44 lebowski wrote:
I think its actually an asian trend



ROFL

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Gumster   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 06:17. Posts 2291

man im glad i read this, i'll do it asap

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Dec 14 2007 07:25. Posts 834

Alright. . headed off to work soon. Gonna go test run this, results later.

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cariadon   Estonia. Dec 14 2007 07:50. Posts 4019

This is awesome!
Will definitely try tomorrow.


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Dec 14 2007 07:54. Posts 834


  On December 14 2007 06:25 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
Alright. . headed off to work soon. Gonna go test run this, results later.



> Epic Failure for me. I tried it in my one person poor man stand up shower and I smashed my knee and hit my head on the knozzle. . .wtf!!

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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Dec 14 2007 07:57. Posts 3943


  On December 14 2007 06:54 XoXthajmanXoX wrote:
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> Epic Failure for me. I tried it in my one person poor man stand up shower and I smashed my knee and hit my head on the knozzle. . .wtf!!


Terminators don't feel pain,epic fail indeed.

Metagame Purposes. 

k2o4   United States. Dec 14 2007 08:09. Posts 4803

lmao greatest thread ever!

I personally am not leet enough to pull this off. I will just stand in awe of those of you who can.

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SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 08:32. Posts 4307

isnt it kinda gay to be naked in the shower, eyes closed and visualizing arnold?

Rise and Shine 

kemo   Denmark. Dec 14 2007 08:38. Posts 573


  On December 14 2007 07:32 bongky wrote:
isnt it kinda gay to be naked in the shower, eyes closed and visualizing arnold?




eh, no?


hansen jr.   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 08:38. Posts 3735

rofl this is so gold
gotta try it


Jelle   Belgium. Dec 14 2007 09:02. Posts 3476

only girly men would mention "gay" and "arnold" in the same line

GroT 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:30. Posts 4307

lol, so is very MACHO stuff, bein naked in a shower and visualizin a guy.
in south america things are different luckily.

btw im not callin gay to anybody, just sayin that i dont think that thinkin in a guy while u r naked in the shower is the most macho thing ever.

Rise and Shine 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:31. Posts 4307

but i know nothing.
so just ignore me.

Rise and Shine 

locoo   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:34. Posts 4564

so you lied when you said you thought about me while rubbing soap against ur butt? =C

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Dec 14 2007 10:36. Posts 4307


  On December 14 2007 09:34 locoo wrote:
so you lied when you said you thought about me while rubbing soap against ur butt? =C


pwned.

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Critterer   United Kingdom. Dec 14 2007 10:38. Posts 5337

awesome, just got back from gym and read this thread, just in time for my shower.

definately will be doing this!

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

sawseech   Canada. Dec 14 2007 10:41. Posts 3182

dududu
dududu
ermmmmmm
ERMMMMMM
ERMMMMMMMMMMM
dududu

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

tae-g   United States. Dec 14 2007 11:16. Posts 1782


  On December 14 2007 08:02 Jelle wrote:
only girly men would mention "gay" and "arnold" in the same line



This comment did not get the attention it deserved. Very nice GroT

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 14 2007 11:37. Posts 8918

ill try anything once


Baalim   Mexico. Dec 14 2007 11:50. Posts 34298

no content? ptffff!!!!!

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Bejamin1   Canada. Dec 14 2007 12:01. Posts 7042

I think it would be better if done in the public shower at the gym after workout. Its way more badass that way.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

lucifer   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 14:21. Posts 5955


  On December 14 2007 11:01 Bejamin1 wrote:
I think it would be better if done in the public shower at the gym after workout. Its way more badass that way.




indeed.


otherwise it's just the usual pics or it didn't happen kind of thing.

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BlackEgypt   United States. Dec 14 2007 15:24. Posts 167

wow that redhead is so hot


Artanis[Xp]   Netherlands. Dec 14 2007 16:35. Posts 4697

Shit I just showered and I forgot this
fuck


hansen jr.   Sweden. Dec 14 2007 17:45. Posts 3735

this is still so epic


k2o4   United States. Jan 14 2008 17:30. Posts 4803

They premiered the sarah conor chronicles last night and it completely reminded me of this thread.

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YoMeR   United States. Jan 14 2008 19:06. Posts 12438

you can't have terminator without fucking ahhh noollld.

such an epic fail.

eZ Life. 

ggplz   Sweden. Jan 14 2008 20:01. Posts 16784

still standard

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

RiKD    United States. Jan 14 2008 21:19. Posts 9240

this was my favorite thread of 07 i think


FrinkX   United States. Jan 15 2008 01:15. Posts 7562

ship the governator

this thread was sick good

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

DooMeR   United States. Jan 15 2008 01:27. Posts 8562


  On December 14 2007 11:01 Bejamin1 wrote:
I think it would be better if done in the public shower at the gym after workout. Its way more badass that way.



OMFG LOL! just owned the thread. omg i cant stop giggling LOL

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. Jan 15 2008 11:21. Posts 2534

lolz gotta try it today

btw TheHuHu werent u the one that posted the story about taking a dump seating backwards on the toilet?

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ 

k2o4   United States. Jan 15 2008 12:42. Posts 4803


  On January 15 2008 10:21 SneakrFreakr wrote:
lolz gotta try it today

btw TheHuHu werent u the one that posted the story about taking a dump seating backwards on the toilet?



that sounds super epic. I need a link asap!

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hansen jr.   Sweden. Jan 15 2008 12:58. Posts 3735

i cant believe ive still not done this yet, thanks hero bumper


TheHuHu   United States. Aug 26 2008 15:25. Posts 4271

O'rly?

I have always wanted to quote myself. - Me 

NotSorry   United States. Aug 26 2008 17:03. Posts 2603

Wait so you all bend over in the shower and think of men....no wonder there is massive threads on "do these shoes make me look fat?" floating around here...

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k2o4   United States. Aug 26 2008 18:33. Posts 4803

one of the best threads I've ever read, and I laughed my ass off reading it again.

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SakiSaki    Sweden. Aug 26 2008 18:35. Posts 9687

so what forum did you steal this from thehuhu?

what wackass site is this nigga?  

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 26 2008 23:09. Posts 12159


Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

TheHuHu   United States. Aug 26 2008 23:12. Posts 4271


  On August 26 2008 17:35 SakiSaki wrote:
so what forum did you steal this from thehuhu?



Are all people from Sweden as mad as you?



I have always wanted to quote myself. - Me 

iop   Sweden. Aug 26 2008 23:40. Posts 4951

yes

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Loco   Canada. Aug 27 2008 01:42. Posts 20995

why bump this with no new content? :/

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 27/08/2008 01:42

H_   New Zealand. Aug 27 2008 02:03. Posts 159


  On August 26 2008 17:35 SakiSaki wrote:
so what forum did you steal this from thehuhu?



bash.org like 3 years ago


Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 27 2008 09:07. Posts 1960

Omg, hadn't read this one before but it sounds like true epic. I really do believe that as somebody already mentioned, it's better to do after working out in the gym and just do it in those public showers.


Raidern   Brasil. Aug 28 2008 08:07. Posts 4243

thanks joy, i'm trying that in a few minutes.

im a regular at nl5 

 



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