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Spotted all 3 of the physical defects in the Colgate ad. /self-high-five

On January 19 2013 13:49 blackjacki2 wrote: Spotted all 3 of the physical defects in the Colgate ad. /self-high-five

only your mom cares /s

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Seriously, would anyone not take the bread?

On January 22 2013 04:54 PandaSaurus wrote: Seriously, would anyone not take the bread?

I don't eat bread...

It would haunt me everytime as would eat the bread that I didn't have sex.

On January 22 2013 04:54 PandaSaurus wrote: Seriously, would anyone not take the bread?

Yea, don't eat bread either. Especially not loaf lol.

On January 22 2013 04:54 PandaSaurus wrote: Seriously, would anyone not take the bread?

Seriously who the hell takes the bread ?

#1 I dont eat a lot of bread
#2 white bread (no idea how it is called in english ?) is unhealthy
#3 there is tons of other tasty stuff to eat.

#4 Imagine fucking a beautiful movie star/celebrety for 24h in every way u dont even dare to think about doing with your girlfriend
That is a lifetime memory that always will make u feel happy when thinking about it.

Not even close imo

An infinite amount of bread has so many more practical uses, first off you can become the sole distributor of olive garden breadsticks. Since the cost of your product is literately zero there is absolutely no one who can compete with you. Not to mention your breadsticks magically stay fresh and soft all the time.

But why stop at olive garden. Ground the bread into mulch and sell it as stock feed. Again, since your cost is zero you can literately just give the feed away to destroy your competitors. You will hold a monopoly for cheap stock feed for the world.

What happens now? Well, since the cost of feed has gone down, the cost of the actual stock should go down as well. Poultry and beef should become cheaper which means you can enjoy your chipotle burritos and bacon strips for a little less money.

I'm sure having an infinite supply of breadsticks has tons of other practical purposes, which you will eventually discover.

By now you should have a huge global monopoly in several markets relating to bread, so what do you do? You donate a ton of bread and money to help fight world hunger and other issues. Why do you do this? Because you have an infinite supply of bread. You'll become known as the rich multi-billionaire philanthropist who is saving the world with bread. At this point you can get any girl you want at any time.

And to top it off, you can have breadsticks any time you want.

Not even fucking close

Not even fucking close

Forgot all the non US people probably don't know the hot, steamy, deliciousness that is an Olive Garden breadstick.