ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 1221

It's called "BeepingWeather". It requires an addon called UCCW to run.

Ofc doesnt exist for iphones damn

lol K40Cheddar I gotta say some of your previous posts contained some stuff i found not so funny but these last ones with gifs
have been awesome. Thnx!

I can't be perfect. I am only a contributor.

On June 05 2013 16:58 dogmeat wrote:

lol this reminds me of that Jokers line "Look what I've done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets"

omg peter griffin one
xd

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/1012304

On June 07 2013 05:05 wobbly_au wrote: Show nested quote + On June 06 2013 13:05 locoo wrote: Fine but wobbly you suck now you arent allowed to deliver one liners anymore poker is like riding a bike, and i've ridden it better than you

hey bros I got diz, it's like dis,

Wobbly had a speed bicycle like this:



for years he multi tabled and printed money via the straight golden brick road:



however, the golden brick road is gone and we are left with a fucking mountain terrain, filled with fucking tree stumps, mud, rocks, cliffs:



As you can see, that is locoo making a ridiculous jump not giving a fuck while crushing on his hardcore mountain bike.

Now, wobbly took his speed bicycle to the mountains and this is what happened:


Moral of story:
Go buy a mountain bike

That's right! The Penguins would have already won this damn series if they had been smart enough to start their STANLEY CUP WINNING, GOLD MEDALIST, PROVEN PLAYOFF PERFORMER GOALIE, Marc-Andre Fleury!


But they aren't going to start him in game three, so they'll probably lose the game and the series. It's a damn shame.

Since Fleury and the rest of the Penguins will soon be facing the bleak and bitter off-season, it's a good time to take a look at how an all-star goaltender spends his summer days off from hockey.

AN OFF-SEASON DAY IN THE LIFE OF MARC-ANDRE FLEURY

6:00 AM: Fleury's alarm clock goes off. Fleury reaches over to hit the snooze button. It takes him eleven tries before he is successful.

7:00 AM: Fleury gets up and takes a shower. Somehow, every single drop of water gets past his body and ends up behind him. He emerges after ten minutes, perfectly dry.

7:15 AM: Fleury takes two minutes to brush his teeth. He gives up three goals during this time.

7:45 AM: Fleury eats breakfast, a bowl of Cheerios. He imagines the Cheerios are tiny little hockey pucks, and feels pretty good about how few of them end up flying past him.

8:00 AM: Fleury asks his wife to toss him the car keys. She does, and the keys somehow hit Fleury in the back of the head.

8:30 AM: Fleury arrives at his off-season job as head of border security between the United States and Mexico.

12:05 PM: While on his lunch break, Fleury checks the balance of his bank account. He is once again frustrated by his inability to save more.

12:15 PM: Fleury visits the Burger King drive-thru. The cashier hands him his food, which Fleury immediately drops onto the ground.

12:30 PM: Fleury steers his car into on-coming traffic, hoping to end his life. Every single car ends up missing him.

1:36 PM: Fleury gets mad when his coworkers make fun of him for wearing his gold medal every day.

3:00 PM: Fleury goes home early.

4:55 PM: Fleury practices playing goalie.

4:57 PM: Dinner time!

5:30 PM: Fleury attempts to relax by playing some Skyrim on his XBOX, only to find that the last time he played he forgot to save.

5:31 PM: Fleury throws the XBOX controller at the television. The controller somehow hits him in the back of the head.

5:35 PM: Fleury goes to the garage, pulls out a gun, and again tries to kill himself. All of the bullets miss him and do serious damage to the car behind him.

9:07 PM: Fleury has sex with his wife, but is pulled and replaced by Tomas Vokoun after only a few minutes.

10:45 PM: After a long and exhausting day, Fleury tries to catch some Zs. He misses all of them.