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longple    Sweden. Nov 25 2013 15:21. Posts 4472

 Last edit: 25/11/2013 15:22

Nazgul    Netherlands. Nov 26 2013 07:51. Posts 7080

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmoLast edit: 26/11/2013 07:57

longple    Sweden. Nov 26 2013 10:05. Posts 4472

lol awesome


Raidern   Brasil. Nov 26 2013 10:33. Posts 4243

hilarious

im a regular at nl5 

Rapoza   Brasil. Nov 26 2013 14:45. Posts 1612

--- Nuked ---

Pouncer Style 4 the winLast edit: 26/11/2013 14:59

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Nov 26 2013 16:22. Posts 9634

#t=27


drone666   Brasil. Nov 27 2013 11:24. Posts 1825

Dont listen to anything I say 

The72o   Zimbabwe. Nov 27 2013 16:45. Posts 6112

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

NewbSaibot   United States. Nov 27 2013 18:03. Posts 4946

Thats not lazy, that actually took more work than shifting his chair 5 inches to the left.

bye now 

Highcard   Canada. Nov 27 2013 19:57. Posts 5428

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

redrain0125   Canada. Nov 27 2013 20:02. Posts 5455


  On November 27 2013 17:03 NewbSaibot wrote:
Thats not lazy, that actually took more work than shifting his chair 5 inches to the left.



quiet you fool

it was funny


Carreira   Peru. Nov 27 2013 20:14. Posts 154

Your a retarded taco eating bad fuckin poker player. lolololo 

Highcard   Canada. Nov 28 2013 03:56. Posts 5428

Submitted by : Highcard

PokerStars Hand #107698172412: Holdem No Limit ($50/$100 USD) - 2013/11/28 2:55:51 ET
Table Weringia 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: WCG|Rider ($15003.66 in chips)
Seat 5: alextrev1111 ($10110 in chips)
Seat 6: wilhasha ($14790 in chips)
wilhasha said, &quot;u should reinstall your programs wcg , they work so slow!&quot;
wilhasha: posts small blind $50
WCG|Rider: posts big blind $100
Trueteller: sits out
WCG|Rider: posts the ante $20
alextrev1111: posts the ante $20
wilhasha: posts the ante $20

Holecards
alextrev1111: folds
wilhasha: calls $50
OtB_RedBaron joins the table at seat #1
WCG|Rider said, &quot;beep boop beep boop bop&quot;
WCG|Rider said, &quot;calculating....&quot;
WCG|Rider said, &quot;3...&quot;
WCG|Rider said, &quot;2...&quot;
WCG|Rider said, &quot;1..&quot;
WCG|Rider said, &quot;raise!&quot;
WCG|Rider: raises $250 to $350
wilhasha: calls $250

Flop (Pot : $700.00)

   Kc3s7c
wilhasha: checks
WCG|Rider: bets $504.66
wilhasha said, &quot;genius ....&quot;
wilhasha: calls $504.66

Turn (Pot : $1,709.32)

   Kc3s7c6d
wilhasha: checks
WCG|Rider: bets $2400
wilhasha: folds
Uncalled bet ($2400) returned to WCG|Rider
WCG|Rider collected $1766.32 from pot
WCG|Rider: doesnt show hand
WCG|Rider said, &quot;beep booop, beep beep boop&quot;

Summary
Total pot $1769.32 | Rake $3
Board  Kc3s7c6d
Seat 2: WCG|Rider (big blind) collected ($1766.32)
Seat 5: alextrev1111 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: wilhasha (small blind) folded on the Turn

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

NewbSaibot   United States. Nov 28 2013 04:03. Posts 4946

haha... but seriously clean that shit up, it was hard to read.

bye now 

k4ir0s   Canada. Nov 28 2013 04:14. Posts 3478

ahah



I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

Highcard   Canada. Nov 28 2013 04:28. Posts 5428


  On November 28 2013 03:03 NewbSaibot wrote:
haha... but seriously clean that shit up, it was hard to read.



that was not me, it is lp hand converter sucking large quote formatting balls

here is the txt

PokerStars Hand #107698172412: Hold'em No Limit ($50/$100 USD) - 2013/11/28 2:55:51 ET
Table 'Weringia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: WCG|Rider ($15003.66 in chips)
Seat 5: alextrev1111 ($10110 in chips)
Seat 6: wilhasha ($14790 in chips)
wilhasha said, "u should reinstall your programs wcg , they work so slow!"
wilhasha: posts small blind $50
WCG|Rider: posts big blind $100
Trueteller: sits out
WCG|Rider: posts the ante $20
alextrev1111: posts the ante $20
wilhasha: posts the ante $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
alextrev1111: folds
wilhasha: calls $50
OtB_RedBaron joins the table at seat #1
WCG|Rider said, "beep boop beep boop bop"
WCG|Rider said, "calculating...."
WCG|Rider said, "3..."
WCG|Rider said, "2..."
WCG|Rider said, "1.."
WCG|Rider said, "raise!"
WCG|Rider: raises $250 to $350
wilhasha: calls $250
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3s 7c]
wilhasha: checks
WCG|Rider: bets $504.66
wilhasha said, "genius...."
wilhasha: calls $504.66
*** TURN *** [Kc 3s 7c] 6d
wilhasha: checks
WCG|Rider: bets $2400
wilhasha: folds
Uncalled bet ($2400) returned to WCG|Rider
WCG|Rider collected $1766.32 from pot
WCG|Rider: doesn't show hand
WCG|Rider said, "beep booop, beep beep boop"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1769.32 | Rake $3
Board [Kc 3s 7c 6d]
Seat 2: WCG|Rider (big blind) collected ($1766.32)
Seat 5: alextrev1111 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: wilhasha (small blind) folded on the Turn

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the timeLast edit: 28/11/2013 04:29

longple    Sweden. Nov 28 2013 06:34. Posts 4472

#t=22


dnagardi   Hungary. Nov 28 2013 11:32. Posts 1777

wcgrider is probably as sick in the head as isildur


auffenpuffer   Finland. Nov 29 2013 11:54. Posts 1429


Sliggy   Australia. Nov 30 2013 06:51. Posts 742


  On November 27 2013 17:03 NewbSaibot wrote:
Thats not lazy, that actually took more work than shifting his chair 5 inches to the left.


What if it was a comfortable chair, and not on wheels, and heavy?

Assumptions assumptions boi.

sup 

 
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