Phil Hellmuth, Mike Mattusow and Scotty Nguyen find themselves stranded in the countryside one day after getting busted from an underground poker game out in the mid-west. This is many years after their hey-day. Scotty Nguyen failed to cash for $4m at the 2009 WSOP and so kept his word and retired from the tournament circuit. Phil Hellmuth also showed some class and in 2009 and left UB thinking he'd be snapped up by another poker site....but name came calling. And finally Mike Mattusow's book that he invested heavily in failed to sell, so he was broke once again and found himself playing in underground games with his two old mates.
Anyhow, down on their luck they were broke and hungry. After hours of walking they finally came across and orchard in a big country farm. As they were starving they jumped up to pull apples from the branches. They were filling their pockets when they heard a loud shout "Hey that's stealing!" - it was Russ Hamilton, a landowner. He was furious that someone was stealing from him.
The three donks ran for their life, but he chased them as fast as he could screaming after them. As younger men than Russ, they opened up a distance and then came across a barn. They decided to hide in the barn until the coast was clear. The barn was full of animals and farm produce. There were so many farm animal noises - the barn was chaos. There were sacks of animals lined up against the barn wall. The fast thinking men saw three empty sacks and decided that the sacks would be great hiding places.
Mattusow hid in the first sack, he pulled it tight over his head. Scotty was close behind him jumping in the second sack. Hellmuth the last of the three.
Unfortunately Russ Hamilton had seen the men scurry into the barn. He burst through the doors and raced around the barn. He thought that he heard a grunt in the far corner amonst all the animal squarks. In the corner he saw the three large sacks. He approached the first one and gave it a kick. "Meoooow" - Mattusow sounded, The same again with the second one containing Scotty "woof, woof" he let out. Finally he saw the third sack containning Hellmuth. He gave it an almighty kick..... "Potato" Helmuth exclaimed.
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