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genjix   China. Jul 22 2009 19:16. Posts 2677

<Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take hostages from countries
whose people are more insane than us.
<China> You give back hostages, or we kill all muslim.
<China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We have billion more
people.
<China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work
<China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion more. Three day.
China's answer to anything should be "We stop birth restrictions"
<US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods, or we stop selling
you soybeans. <China> We stop birth restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have
the damned soybeans!
I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them our satellite
codes.
<China> You give us code, or we flood world with chinese!
<China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in arctic.
damn those bad chinese laundry places
<China> You never get decent haircut. You explain to women why no
manicure.
<China> We own you like Hong Kong.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

PplusAD   Germany. Jul 22 2009 19:17. Posts 7180











this one rocks



^^



U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 22/07/2009 19:21

SemPeR   Canada. Jul 22 2009 20:27. Posts 2288


  On July 22 2009 18:16 genjix wrote:
<Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take hostages from countries
whose people are more insane than us.
<China> You give back hostages, or we kill all muslim.
<China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We have billion more
people.
<China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work
<China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion more. Three day.
China's answer to anything should be "We stop birth restrictions"
<US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods, or we stop selling
you soybeans. <China> We stop birth restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have
the damned soybeans!
I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them our satellite
codes.
<China> You give us code, or we flood world with chinese!
<China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in arctic.
damn those bad chinese laundry places
<China> You never get decent haircut. You explain to women why no
manicure.
<China> We own you like Hong Kong.



lolll


jasper5408   United States. Jul 23 2009 03:11. Posts 820


  On July 22 2009 17:45 SpoR wrote:
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because that isn't a roundhouse lol what a moron



isn't that exactly what a roundhose kick is?


GsOne   Poland. Jul 23 2009 04:37. Posts 732



No. It's not.

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PplusAD   Germany. Jul 23 2009 04:44. Posts 7180

sorry i have to inform u that this can infact be called a roundhouse kick T_T



What chuck norris does is an inverted roundhouse kick

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

brambolius   Netherlands. Jul 23 2009 07:04. Posts 1708


  On July 22 2009 15:27 milkman wrote:
u can bungee jump with rope... i think he just tied off to a stable point in the roof and had a jump.. nothing funny but pretty cool



lololol

Heat......EXTEND 

ClubbedToDeath   Bulgaria. Jul 23 2009 10:14. Posts 259


Into Infinity   United States. Jul 23 2009 14:22. Posts 1884


  On July 23 2009 02:11 jasper5408 wrote:
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isn't that exactly what a roundhose kick is?



yes, that is a roundhouse kick, and whoever posted that video fails


ToTehEastSide   United States. Jul 23 2009 14:26. Posts 1337


fighting for peace is like fucking for virginityLast edit: 23/07/2009 14:36

Etherone   Canada. Jul 23 2009 18:39. Posts 753


  On July 23 2009 13:26 ToTehEastSide wrote:
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oh snap.

haha "that's how you stop the singing."

 Last edit: 23/07/2009 18:41

fenner   Australia. Jul 25 2009 08:23. Posts 2188

SF4 fans:



:D


Bigbobm   United States. Jul 26 2009 01:14. Posts 5511

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

Naib   Hungary. Jul 26 2009 06:29. Posts 968


  On July 25 2009 07:23 fenner wrote:
SF4 fans:



:D



Ahaha, that's golden

My favourite line is Bet/Fold. I bet, you fold. 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Jul 26 2009 07:32. Posts 7243


terrybunny19240   United States. Jul 26 2009 15:48. Posts 13829

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rofl

makes me want to start paintballing again

 Last edit: 26/07/2009 16:14

rANDY   United Kingdom. Jul 26 2009 16:11. Posts 2223

Level 1 repost

Edit: redeemed =]

 Last edit: 26/07/2009 16:28

gymnast   Mexico. Jul 26 2009 21:51. Posts 704


  On July 26 2009 14:48 Night2o1 wrote:
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rofl

makes me want to start paintballing again



i'm sure this could have a better BGM

Club NL10 ballers 

milkman   United States. Jul 26 2009 23:49. Posts 5719




if u like that one check out the other volumes 2

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Steal City   United States. Jul 27 2009 01:45. Posts 2537

lol

ur name is milk.... milkmannnnn

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