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Sliggy   Australia. Aug 22 2009 02:34. Posts 742

sup 

Zealeo   Canada. Aug 22 2009 03:07. Posts 441


fenner   Australia. Aug 22 2009 04:02. Posts 2188

this is the best thing ive ever linked in this thread

http://bit.ly/51RJp


DooMeR   United States. Aug 22 2009 04:09. Posts 8553


  On August 22 2009 03:02 fenner wrote:
this is the best thing ive ever linked in this thread

http://bit.ly/51RJp




ban seriously

-jorge

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident.Last edit: 22/08/2009 04:09

Loco   Canada. Aug 22 2009 04:15. Posts 20967

i don't even know how anyone could possibly laugh at that

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

SakiSaki    Sweden. Aug 22 2009 05:05. Posts 9685

what wackass site is this nigga?  

Sliggy   Australia. Aug 22 2009 05:09. Posts 742

LOLLLLLLL

sup 

SfydjkLm   Belarus. Aug 22 2009 05:26. Posts 3810


  On August 22 2009 04:05 SakiSaki wrote:


OMG
they do exist!

*wink wink* 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 22 2009 08:28. Posts 16784

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

genjix   China. Aug 22 2009 08:54. Posts 2677


  On August 22 2009 03:02 fenner wrote:
this is the best thing ive ever linked in this thread

http://bit.ly/51RJp



LMAO thats the funniest thing i ever saw

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

genjix   China. Aug 22 2009 08:55. Posts 2677


  On August 22 2009 04:05 SakiSaki wrote:



looool dis thread delivers

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

genjix   China. Aug 22 2009 08:55. Posts 2677


  On August 22 2009 03:15 Loco wrote:
i don't even know how anyone could possibly laugh at that



its called irony

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

Qyvs!   Poland. Aug 22 2009 10:11. Posts 190


  On August 22 2009 07:54 genjix wrote:
Show nested quote +



LMAO thats the funniest thing i ever saw


at first i was mad... then sad... then i laughed... and in the end i donated 100$.

thx for the link, normally i wouldnt donate any $


XeliN   United Kingdom. Aug 22 2009 10:23. Posts 2365

Kinda sick but the contrast is funny.

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

killThemDonks   Canada. Aug 22 2009 14:49. Posts 2681


dogmeat   Czech Republic. Aug 22 2009 22:46. Posts 6374


  On August 22 2009 02:07 Zealeo wrote:

needs more love imo

ban baal 

CamilaPunt   Brasil. Aug 22 2009 23:01. Posts 2422










 Last edit: 22/08/2009 23:13

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Aug 23 2009 01:00. Posts 6374


  just to entertain you guys, heres a decently long response that gave me a bit of closure, BUT I STILL WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!! :

Hello XXXX,

Thank you for your email though I am sorry to hear that you have had a hard
time lately here at PokerStars. As a fellow poker player, I can empathize
with you in regards to the highs and lows that poker sometimes dishes out.
Whether playing online, at a friend's house, or in a casino, the nature of
the game dictates that sometimes we both will have downswings and be on the
end of some bad beats.

Normally when we respond to bad beat complaints such as yours, we have
reviewed the player's account and see they have generally been playing poker
for a relatively short time. So we take the time to explain to them that
there is no such thing as a doomswitch or whatever thing they've read about
on an online forum that has convinced them that they are somehow being
cheated by online poker.

However, I have reviewed your account and see you have been playing online
at PokerStars for just over 2 years, have achieved Supernova VIP status, and
have profited close to $115,000.00 in winnings.

With all your online poker experience, would it be safe for me to suggest
that if I provided you with the usual "online poker is not rigged" stuff
which is similarly populating discussion forums, that it would be an insult
to your intelligence?

You are a valued player at PokerStars, and your record indicates you are a
successful one too. So rather than talk to you about a subject that you
already have knowledge of, let me instead sympathise with your current
situation. I play poker too (although unfortunately I am not allowed to play
at PokerStars), and can certainly appreciate the frustration of experiencing
a downswing.

Mason Malmuth once wrote about such "variance" that it is possible to play
absolutely perfect poker, making the right play 100% of the time, and still
be on a downswing for months at a time. This is true regardless of the
quantity of play over the months, even for players like yourself raking in
hundreds of thousands of hands in this period.

Just to recap on some facts about your account:

- You have played a total of 3,453,841 hands on our site in 2 years.
- You are profiting around $115k.
- You have received multiple Supernova VIP benefits and awards.
- You have been given details of our sites integrity and the randomness of
our shuffle in the past.

So you're running lower than EV, this happens. As an an experienced winning
player, if you really think we are rigged because your not winning as much
as you should be, you are lying to yourself.

Hopefully it will be enough for me to say, from one poker player to another,
that bad beats and downswings happen to us all, and that with the solid
skills that your record suggests you possess, I trust your results will
improve in the near future.

At the end of the day, try and remember why you started playing poker. You
obviously found it enjoyable due to the challenges it presents. Bad beats
and how you deal with bad beats is simply one of those obstacles you have to
overcome.

However, if you still have any doubts about the dealing of our games. I urge
you to analyze your full hand history and not just the last months where you
have show to run lower than expected.

Should you have anymore questions regarding our site, I will be more than
happy to assist you in any way I can, now or into the future. I sincerely
wish you all the best in our games, and a pleasant playing experience.

Thank you for choosing PokerStars.


Regards,

Andrew
PokerStars Support Team

andrew seems like a nice dude and i havent seen this letter before so im hoping its not just some extended version of some bs write up they have to clear their clients mind. anyways, gl to you all, sorry for ranting but hey, we all play poker, so im sure most of you know how it feels. and btw, this just goes to show ptr is wrong alot of the time, but then i might get blamed for altering the email so w/e. pz.

from 2p2 fr forum

ban baal 

blackjacki2   United States. Aug 23 2009 02:15. Posts 2582


  On August 22 2009 03:02 fenner wrote:
this is the best thing ive ever linked in this thread

http://bit.ly/51RJp



I don't know whats more unsettling, the images of the video on the right or the audio of the video on the left.


GetItGotIt   United States. Aug 23 2009 03:28. Posts 35










 
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