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Pacifist   Israel. Sep 21 2009 20:29. Posts 1824

TOO MUCH RAGUNA HAHAHAHA

Those who do not BELIEVE in krablar must CONCEDE to krablar. 

omfghi2u2   United States. Sep 21 2009 20:33. Posts 6


  On September 21 2009 19:02 Baal wrote:
fucking fail, all of them are reposts -_-



Some of them might be though I doubt it, but the 4chan one isnt because I made that picture. Epic fail if most of the more reposts.

I didnt see much LOTR though.








Loco   Canada. Sep 21 2009 20:34. Posts 20967

rofl raguna that shit was gold

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 21 2009 20:39. Posts 14026


  On September 21 2009 19:03 kaisr wrote:
LOOOOOOOOL RAGUNA


palak   United States. Sep 21 2009 22:43. Posts 4601

dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium 

bane   United States. Sep 22 2009 00:00. Posts 2379

the train comic is sooooo good


hiddink88   United States. Sep 22 2009 00:14. Posts 517

I UPSET [VITAL]MYTH

IT WAS VITA TIME

it was only 25 to win a pot of 50Last edit: 22/09/2009 02:02

SugoGosu   Korea (South). Sep 22 2009 01:19. Posts 1793

LOL at the last OMG LOOOOOOOOOOL

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

ggplz   Sweden. Sep 22 2009 01:25. Posts 16784

upswing

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Sep 22 2009 01:34. Posts 4306

reposts too -_-

Rise and Shine 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Sep 22 2009 01:52. Posts 5647

good joke hiddink, every single one was a repost. now thats FUNNY!


[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 22 2009 02:01. Posts 12159

bans will continue until trolling ceases

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

omfghi2u2   United States. Sep 22 2009 03:18. Posts 6

If I am breaking any rules, please tell me. Some of these might be reposts.







Jorge   United States. Sep 22 2009 03:44. Posts 1364




omg thats pure genious

must suck when almost half of the table has slept with ur GF tho. - Awesome Hero 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 22 2009 10:20. Posts 14026

probably a repost, but from the Cyril the frenchman thread on 2+2.

Lederer cracks me up everytime lol


anheway   . Sep 22 2009 10:59. Posts 338








qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 22 2009 11:36. Posts 14026

lol @ the dog


terrybunny19240   United States. Sep 22 2009 21:27. Posts 13829


Nazgul    Netherlands. Sep 23 2009 00:52. Posts 7080

Warning a lot of SC references.

 
On September 23 2009 06:07 Hot_Bid wrote:

"The Brown Eye of the White Tiger"
Click click, tap tap.

A familiar noise of frantic micro whispered through the halls of the STX house. The monitor emitting a cool blue flickering over the semi-old face of Tossgirl, her eyes in focus and frustration as she madly clicks and taps away at her screen. Her slender hands grasping the mice in sheer aggression with her fingers moving madly at an unreal speed.

“DAMNIT!” cried Tossgirl as she smashed her keyboard with her hands.

A quivering but comforting voice arose from the darkness, “Tossgirl…”
It was IdrA.

Tossgirl’s persona changed instantly, trying to keep a cool and controlled image. “Oh, hello IdrA. I didn’t notice you…did you see everything? I’m just a bit stressed that’s all. Why are you not in the CJ house?"

"I snuck out to see you. I snuck out... like a Dark Templar." Just the thought of the dirty taboo Protoss unit made IdrA horny.

IdrA put his worried hands on Tossgirl’s shoulder, “It’ll be over soon Tossgirl. This Free Agency business is causing you too much worry. You’re the best female player in the world right now, who wouldn’t want to sign you?”

Again, Tossgirl’s mood instantly change, “What about every single team in South Korea?! I can’t even negotiate with CJ! Don’t you understand anything?!”

IdrA jolted back, “I’m...I’m…I’m sorry Tossgirl…” and with a whimpering tone he said “I just know you’ll do great.”

Tossgirl, realizing that her hyper aggression got the best of her, apologized, “I’m sorry IdrA…it’s just that I don’t know if I can ever play the same again if I can’t be around the people I love…especially the boy that I love.”

IdrA blushed.

“I just can’t stand the thought of leaving this house, and especially the thought of being away from you,” Tossgirl continued, “You’ve inspired me to be the player I am today.”

IdrA couldn’t speak; his words were lost in Tossgirl’s soothing voice and comforting tone.
Noticing IdrA’s offbeat posture, Tossgirl asked, “What’s wrong IdrA? Did I say something wrong?”

“No, not at all...” IdrA replied, “It’s just…you’re really cute when you’re compassionate… you fucking skillless newbie.”

“IdrA… I love it when you talk dirty to me.” Tossgirl almost couldn't contain herself.

The two progamers stood there in silence, their eyes gazing upon their lover’s tender face. The moon now casted a dim glow over both their faces, illuminating the loving innocence that encompassed both their longing gaze.

“Well, I’d better get back to bed,” said IdrA, “I just came in to check on you. I know how late you like to stay up practicing.”

With that IdrA turned around and attempted to walk away, until Tossgirl swiftly grabbed his hand.”

“IdrA…wait…there’s something I need to…”

“…Tossgirl?”

The two moved closer to one another, continually gazing into each other’s loving face. Tossgirl’s lips were trembling, they moved closer towards IdrA’s gentle lips.

“Tossgirl…I’m not sure if…”

“Shhh…”

“I love you…Tossgirl”

And with that, their lips embraced.

What started out as a tender and innocent kiss quickly turned into a passionate and rough expression of burning love and exploding lust as the tongues of both of the Terrans invaded each other’s mouths, running up and down the seeping orifice.

IdrA then proceeded to work his curious lips down Tossgirl's long smooth neck, with Tossgirl's supple skin driving IdrA's taste buds into pure ecstasy.

Tossgirl moaned tenderly as she slid her slender fingers down the familiar body of her lover, making her way down to IdrA’s slender waist and creeping her fingers over IdrA’s white Caucasian butt.

“Wait…Tossgirl you’re moving too fast…”

But Tossgirl always ignored her lover’s cry for gentleness, gripping IdrA’s innocent butt and shoving her tongue deeper into IdrA’s wet mouth.

IdrA instantly reacted by gripping the enormous bump protruding from Tossgirl’s skinny jeans, massaging it almost with a sense of revenge. She was wearing a strap-on dildo labeled “the destroyer of virgins.” Tossgirl aggressively responded by pushing IdrA swiftly unto the bed.

Tossgirl violently kissed her lover’s neck and body over and over, mixing her saliva with the sweat dripping from IdrA’s steaming body. IdrA was struggling for control, but could do nothing but succumb to the pleasure overwhelming his entire body.

Tossgirl proceeds to work her wet mouth down to IdrA's now intensely pulsating manhood and proceeds to unzip the skinny jeans that turns her on every second of the day.

“IdrA...why is your manhood so hard? Are you thinking dirty thoughts?”

“Tossgirl...don't say that..it's embarrassing.”

“IdrA, you're so hard, what do you want me to do down here.”

“Tossgirl...no...it's too embarssing, don't stare.”

“IdrA pulls Tossgirl up back to his eye level Tossgirl...please, make love to me...”
Their lips embrace, at first, tenderly, but their passion soon sparks into a raging bonfire or hormones saliva falling out of their mouths and mixing with their sweat, their bodies covered and glistening in the moonlight while embracing one another, true lovers in a passionate kiss.

Tossgirl continues rubbing IdrA's manhood as she shoves her tongue once again into IdrA's mouth before proceeding to bathe IdrA in her saliva as she works down his neck and back down to IdrA's chest slowly rising up and down from heavy breathing but with his heart racing from his lover's touch.
“No...Tossgirl...it's dirty down there.”
But known for her hyper-agression, Tossgirl suddenly engulfs IdrA's manhood in her mouth, rapidly moving her tongue up and down.

“Tossgirl...it feels so good...ugggh”

Tossgirl moves faster embracing IdrA's legs and feeling the slender smoothness, is only forced to go faster her head bobbing up and down. IdrA is trying to supress his moans of pleasure with his pillow, now soaked in his sweat. Tossgirl can barely make out IdrA's cries of love and slowly ends her oral escapade as IdrA nears climax.

“I hope you didn't think I would try to finish you off with that harassment"

She winked and moved her way back up so her eyes may gaze upon IdrA's wet face covered in saliva and sweat, his hair greased with utter love across his face.

IdrA could hardly contain Tossgirl.

"IdrA…I want you..."

"Tossgirl...".
But before he could say another word Tossgirl grips IdrA's hands, weak with pleasure and again forces her lips on to him
"Please...give it to me the way I love it, make me your true lover.”
Idra paused.
“Do it like a… DT drop.”

Tossgirl pushes IdrA agianst the wall on her bed. "Wait Tossgirl...you're being too rough...the others might hear us. Be like a DT… silent but DEADLY."

"Then let them hear us, let them listen to our love...". IdrA almost heard a sense of sorrow in Tossgirl's voice, a sense of emotion from her. "IdrA...I want this to last forever..."
"Tossgirl...we'll be forever...".
Tossgirl's grip weakens “I...can't stand leaving you..."
"Tossgirl...please...I love you... I want to feel your love, MAKE LOVE TO ME"

With that, Tossgirl, shoves her huge strap-on dildo into IdrA's tight hole.

IdrA let out a loud moan.

"ooohhh Tossgirl, yes... JUST like F91."

Tossgirl slowly moved her prosthetic manhood in and out of IdrA's smooth butt.

"IdrA...you feel so good inside, I love you so much"
"Tossgirl...please…you can be a bit more rough"

"IdrA...I can't control myself around you"

Tossgirl moved faster and faster inside of IdrA, causing IdrA to cry out in ecstasy and his eyes tightly shut from all the immense pleasure stemming from Tossgirl's dildo.

"IdrA...oh IdrA...IdrA..." Tossgirl moans, while moving her hands from IdrA's waist and towards caressing IdrA's erect Caucasian nipples.

"Tossgirl, you are so big... like a... like a 200... 200/200 army..."

"oh IdrA...i love how sensitive you are"

Rubbing her 300 APM fast fingers against IdrA's nipples causing his mind to rapidly ascend towards pure pleasure.

"Tossgirl, take me, take me please" cried IdrA, “… you fucking skillless newbie.”
Upon hearing this, Tossgirl’s eyes went wild. Abusing her lovers body, pleasure erupted in both lovers. IdrA turns his head and begs Tossgirl for a kiss, "Please...I want to feel your tenderness" their lips embrace once more, this time their tongues immediately exploring each other's mouths as their bodies continue to grind against one another, their undying love for one another only to be matched by their primal desires for one another as Tossgirl's vibrating double dildo continues to penetrate IdrA's anus over and over.

IdrA's senses of pleasure overload into tears, "Please don't cry IdrA..""I can't...it feels so good, don't ever stop, keep going…"

Tossgirl can't help but continue to pleasure herself on the vibrating dildo with IdrA's tender body, his smooth skin continually coming in contact with her own young body.

Tossgirl continued to pound into IdrA, over and over, each thrust driving IdrA into pure ecstasy until IdrA can’t hold back any longer. IdrA gripped Tossgirl’s hands and forced the dildo to drive deeper and deeper into him, until both progamers began to climax like their careers did in ESCW and OSL Offline Qualifiers, respectively.

“IdrA…I’m getting close…I’m going to…”

“Tossgirl…me too, keep going…go faster..harder…”

“IdrA, I’m going to…ugghh,…I’m going to…”

“Ahhhh Tossgirl…”

The two lovers rapidly approaching their peak glanced at each other once more before the ultimate pleasure possessed both their bodies. Their loud and sensual moan echoed in the moonlight, and Tossgirl’s love juices filled up IdrA’s hole, eventually spilling out over the dildo and dripping down IdrA’s slender oh-so-white thighs.

IdrA turned around and quickly engulfed Tossgirl’s dildo, wanting to taste the remnant juices of his lover. Tossgirl closed her eyes as IdrA now returned the favor from earlier.

After cleaning Tossgirl’s dildo with his tongue, Idra collapsed into Tossgirl’s arms, his glistening sweaty body now mixed with her love juice. The two progamers gazed at each other’s exhausted but satisfied faces.

“Tossgirl…that was too amazing…I really love you.”

“IdrA, I can’t live without you…I’m so scared…”

“It’ll be ok, no matter what happens, we’ll always have each other in the end…I just know we’ll make it.”
“I’ll fight for us IdrA, for our love, because now I know what is truly important to me. The negotiations don’t matter to me anymore, all that matters is that I can stay here…with you.”

“Tossgirl…” Idra said, “I’ll do anything for you.”
She looked deep into his big brown round non-Asian eyes.
“IdrA… never say GG. Even when you lose. It will be a forever sign of our love. Promise?”
“I promise.” IdrA said tearfully.
With that, the two fell asleep in each other’s arms. Their embrace warming both their bodies, the bed soaked with sweat, saliva, and love juice, but love encompassed the tw, and it kept them together in the most blissful state of slumber for the rest of the night, each dreaming about the other. The moonlight shined on to the two lovers, asleep like angels, now truly unafraid of what may happen the next day, knowing that love will surely keep their bond alive.

Epilogue
IdrA is now known for his bad manner. But little do fans know it’s a testament to the love he and Tossgirl share.

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmoLast edit: 23/09/2009 00:53

YoMeR   United States. Sep 23 2009 01:05. Posts 12438

oh my god naz. where did you find this hot bid character ;o

eZ Life. 

 
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