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wtf is happening to that last gif? Did the gun just explode/backfire? or did he/she shoot at something really close?

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch"

How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? -None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

On November 16 2009 04:26 SpoR wrote: wtf is happening to that last gif? Did the gun just explode/backfire? or did he/she shoot at something really close?

recoil of a probably custom made .50+ cal

On November 16 2009 08:51 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On November 16 2009 04:26 SpoR wrote: wtf is happening to that last gif? Did the gun just explode/backfire? or did he/she shoot at something really close? recoil of a probably custom made .50+ cal

that and he is holding it wrong, leaning back and such.

On November 15 2009 16:03 Muhweli wrote: Sorry if this is a repost

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On November 16 2009 04:26 SpoR wrote: wtf is happening to that last gif? Did the gun just explode/backfire? or did he/she shoot at something really close?

its a .50 caliber pistol, and he couldn't handle the recoil.

Different kind of rofl but i smiled almost shedding a tear *chuiff*

taken from : link




In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of
triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the
pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size,
they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started
to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The
veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a
depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate
another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing
news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to
the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that
had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one
species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans"
that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo
keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the
babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??
Take a look........ you won't believe your eyes!! Scroll down to view.

very sentimental, however the story is fake and the zoo is suspected of illegally breeding tigers in unfit living conditions for sale to China

The photos above are genuine, but there is more to this story than meets the eye. To begin with, the snapshots were taken at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo in Chonburi, Thailand (near Bangkok), not some nameless zoo in California. Moreover, it would appear that the sad tale of the tigress falling into a deep depression after losing a litter of cubs was fabricated, as was the claim that the piglets were substituted for the deceased cubs by zookeepers in order to console the "mourning mother." As it happens, this sort of intermingling of species is not at all unusual at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, where "creating successful relationships with animals of different species" is something of a guiding principle. The facility, more accurately described as part zoo and part circus, boasts offbeat attractions like basketball-playing elephants, "lady crocodile wrestlers," and a petting zoo where customers can bottle-feed baby tigers with their own bare hands. Visitors have reported seeing tigers, pigs, and dogs all housed together within the same enclosure, with sows nursing tiger cubs and tigresses nursing piglets "adorned in tiger-print costumes." The costumes are strictly for show, by the way. The mother tiger pictured above, who has been photographed on other occasions suckling piglets au naturel, was herself nursed by a pig in infancy and apparently regards the other species as family, not prey.

On November 16 2009 13:13 Jas0n wrote: + Show Spoiler + very sentimental, however the story is fake and the zoo is suspected of illegally breeding tigers in unfit living conditions for sale to China Show nested quote + The photos above are genuine, but there is more to this story than meets the eye. To begin with, the snapshots were taken at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo in Chonburi, Thailand (near Bangkok), not some nameless zoo in California. Moreover, it would appear that the sad tale of the tigress falling into a deep depression after losing a litter of cubs was fabricated, as was the claim that the piglets were substituted for the deceased cubs by zookeepers in order to console the "mourning mother." As it happens, this sort of intermingling of species is not at all unusual at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, where "creating successful relationships with animals of different species" is something of a guiding principle. The facility, more accurately described as part zoo and part circus, boasts offbeat attractions like basketball-playing elephants, "lady crocodile wrestlers," and a petting zoo where customers can bottle-feed baby tigers with their own bare hands. Visitors have reported seeing tigers, pigs, and dogs all housed together within the same enclosure, with sows nursing tiger cubs and tigresses nursing piglets "adorned in tiger-print costumes." The costumes are strictly for show, by the way. The mother tiger pictured above, who has been photographed on other occasions suckling piglets au naturel, was herself nursed by a pig in infancy and apparently regards the other species as family, not prey.

lol -- fuking sony man!
wat source u get this from

On November 16 2009 14:16 CamilaPunt wrote: Show nested quote + On November 16 2009 13:13 Jas0n wrote: + Show Spoiler + very sentimental, however the story is fake and the zoo is suspected of illegally breeding tigers in unfit living conditions for sale to China   The photos above are genuine, but there is more to this story than meets the eye. To begin with, the snapshots were taken at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo in Chonburi, Thailand (near Bangkok), not some nameless zoo in California. Moreover, it would appear that the sad tale of the tigress falling into a deep depression after losing a litter of cubs was fabricated, as was the claim that the piglets were substituted for the deceased cubs by zookeepers in order to console the "mourning mother." As it happens, this sort of intermingling of species is not at all unusual at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, where "creating successful relationships with animals of different species" is something of a guiding principle. The facility, more accurately described as part zoo and part circus, boasts offbeat attractions like basketball-playing elephants, "lady crocodile wrestlers," and a petting zoo where customers can bottle-feed baby tigers with their own bare hands. Visitors have reported seeing tigers, pigs, and dogs all housed together within the same enclosure, with sows nursing tiger cubs and tigresses nursing piglets "adorned in tiger-print costumes." The costumes are strictly for show, by the way. The mother tiger pictured above, who has been photographed on other occasions suckling piglets au naturel, was herself nursed by a pig in infancy and apparently regards the other species as family, not prey. lol -- fuking sony man! wat source u get this from

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic...pted-litter-piglets-tale-porkies.html
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/tigerpig.asp
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/tiger-piglets.html
http://www.thaiwaysmagazine.com/pattaya_ad/tiger_zoo/tiger_zoo.html
http://www.thebigcats.com/news/2004_0702_tiger_pig.htm

In another twist, the zoo has been investigated for allegedly breeding tigers for export to China - where tiger parts command high prices for use in traditional medicines. Sommai Temsiripong, one of the zoo's owners, was charged with breeding tigers without a licence. On another occasion 23 tigers died of bird flu after being fed infected raw chickens. Critics say that behind the scenes tigers are bred in poor conditions and the the London Zoological Society has been critical of Sriracha's animal husbandry.

Adam Roberts, an investigator with Animal Welfare International, the respected American pressure group which investigated the pictures, wrote in its quarterly magazine that the zoo - with more than 400 tigers, a handful of Asian elephants, of crocodiles, camels, snakes and other exotic animals - had many troubling exhibits. It also houses a circus, he said, where he saw tigers leaping through rings of fire, walking across a double tightrope, parading around the ring on hind legs, and riding on the back of a horse. "Up close, however, one could clearly see the animals' debilitation and fear," he added. "All of the animals awaited their turn to perform in a gated tunnel, keepers constantly poking them with a steel pole through the iron mesh." Behind the scenes, bored elephants swayed at the end of 2ftlong chains anchored to the ground. One had a long, deep scar across his ear - another was scarred across her trunk. "After the show, the elephants stood in frot of the seats taking money from people with their trunks and passing it to the trainers astride their backs," Mr Roberts reported. The zoo denies any wrongdoing.

On November 16 2009 13:13 Jas0n wrote: very sentimental, however the story is fake and the zoo is suspected of illegally breeding tigers in unfit living conditions for sale to China Show nested quote + The photos above are genuine, but there is more to this story than meets the eye. To begin with, the snapshots were taken at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo in Chonburi, Thailand (near Bangkok), not some nameless zoo in California. Moreover, it would appear that the sad tale of the tigress falling into a deep depression after losing a litter of cubs was fabricated, as was the claim that the piglets were substituted for the deceased cubs by zookeepers in order to console the "mourning mother." As it happens, this sort of intermingling of species is not at all unusual at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, where "creating successful relationships with animals of different species" is something of a guiding principle. The facility, more accurately described as part zoo and part circus, boasts offbeat attractions like basketball-playing elephants, "lady crocodile wrestlers," and a petting zoo where customers can bottle-feed baby tigers with their own bare hands. Visitors have reported seeing tigers, pigs, and dogs all housed together within the same enclosure, with sows nursing tiger cubs and tigresses nursing piglets "adorned in tiger-print costumes." The costumes are strictly for show, by the way. The mother tiger pictured above, who has been photographed on other occasions suckling piglets au naturel, was herself nursed by a pig in infancy and apparently regards the other species as family, not prey.

i was so joyful reading the first story, then you had to say this and ruin my day. you are an ass

very rofl worthy

http://newyork.timeout.com/venues/chelsea/1052/dorsia
scroll down to read the comments ^_^

It also houses a circus, he said, where he saw tigers leaping through rings of fire, walking across a double tightrope, parading around the ring on hind legs, and riding on the back of a horse.

Sick stunt!
Would like to see that.

Wonder if it lookes something like this

On November 16 2009 14:55 JonnyCosMo wrote: Show nested quote + On November 16 2009 13:13 Jas0n wrote: very sentimental, however the story is fake and the zoo is suspected of illegally breeding tigers in unfit living conditions for sale to China   The photos above are genuine, but there is more to this story than meets the eye. To begin with, the snapshots were taken at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo in Chonburi, Thailand (near Bangkok), not some nameless zoo in California. Moreover, it would appear that the sad tale of the tigress falling into a deep depression after losing a litter of cubs was fabricated, as was the claim that the piglets were substituted for the deceased cubs by zookeepers in order to console the "mourning mother." As it happens, this sort of intermingling of species is not at all unusual at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, where "creating successful relationships with animals of different species" is something of a guiding principle. The facility, more accurately described as part zoo and part circus, boasts offbeat attractions like basketball-playing elephants, "lady crocodile wrestlers," and a petting zoo where customers can bottle-feed baby tigers with their own bare hands. Visitors have reported seeing tigers, pigs, and dogs all housed together within the same enclosure, with sows nursing tiger cubs and tigresses nursing piglets "adorned in tiger-print costumes." The costumes are strictly for show, by the way. The mother tiger pictured above, who has been photographed on other occasions suckling piglets au naturel, was herself nursed by a pig in infancy and apparently regards the other species as family, not prey. i was so joyful reading the first story, then you had to say this and ruin my day. you are an ass

blame it on the zoo administrators

rotfl its rotfl thread so i thought big pig bloodbath photoshop incoming at the end