dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
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spets1   Australia. Dec 02 2009 02:00. Posts 2179
Heres a poem i wrote:
NO offence to any1
Ill tell you a story
About Hesus
There was a broad
She was pretty loose
Her name was Mary
She wasnt married
Once at a party
Thats where things started
Everybody was young ,
And having fun
Joseph drank so much wine
And thought she was fine
Thats why she gave in
To the ultimate Sin
First she got pregnant, then she got scared
She needed quickly to get married
Cos people that age
Were filled with rage
Promiscuous Mary thought she'd get stoned
She went to a lawyer and paid him in full
He was a Jew and he was no fool
Go to the church, the Jew has said
Before the priest you gotta kneel
And tell everybody it was God's Will
Tell everybody you're still a virgin
To fix that up ill send you to my sergeon.
Heres the address, and before you go put on a nice dress.
So thats the story how Jesus was born
I got the idea from watching too much porn.
hola
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whamm!   Albania. Dec 02 2009 05:22. Posts 11625
Last edit: 02/12/2009 07:49
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 02 2009 06:14. Posts 34262
and what makes you believe that has place in this thread... god....
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phasE89   Czech Republic. Dec 02 2009 08:38. Posts 201
dog, that was a repost ;p
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Dec 02 2009 09:22. Posts 14026