ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 431

Thanks genjix, i was home alone in my study with a box of tissues when i read the rofl thread....

shit genjix. i was showing this thread to my horny sister and then we started making out and having fantastic bagels. then my mum walked in and bemused by the pictures offered if i want to go on holiday the newly formed republic of tsar germanicus which i accepted. upon arrival i killed the taxi driver of the lobster race over a dispute in the price causing his brothers to go on rampage against the authorites against the light handling over the case. while on the run i met a wonderful lady in the southern highlands of tsar germanicus and father a litter of children to her bitch (which was on heat). the dna fingerprint put the police hot on my case so i formulated a plan to take a train ride deep into the capital: Midgar where they would be unlikely to suspect me and security would be lax. i arrived at the capital in my makeshift disguise complete with a cardboard suitcase with my fake papers being passed. i was due to alight the train when the guard said goodbye to me in english and i replied back instinctually. my disguise was up and i was taken to prison where everyday i had to endure savage beatings and bum rapings. using a spoon i build a secret tunnel everyday over the last 14 years by hiding a handful of dirt in my pockets during my daily excursions outside. when i finally escaped a civil war was raging between the lobster people and the white minority of tsar germanicus; a civil war between the iron fist terrorist organisation which had used the outrage among lobster populance over my non-execution to piuggback a civil war. their leader is enigmatic and mysterious and constantly makes reference to the 2nd becoming when lobsterkind will ascend to the second rung of existence. i came escaped across the border to neutral swizzonyamon where i intermingled with the intelligentisia that had escaped from the ravageous civil war in tsar germanicus. we formed a guerilla group and started to amass weaponry mainly from lebanonicusamia. training hard we would exercise in high altitude. the plan was simple: sail in from the north and camp out deep in the forestry. engage in hit and run attacks and recruit from the local rural populance. we set off and within months we were pushing deep into midgar where by now the lobster people had a stronghold and easily defeated them. eventhough the government was lobster and the populance majority lobster, they had grown weary and we had lobster supporters and fighters in our ranks. the lobster govt had driven economic conditions very low after driving humans out of top jobs with their hardline rhetoric. common lobster now on the whole seeked repatriation and equality. we captured their lady and each took turns in rape of this lobster to show him who's boss before we slowly cut him into pieces and sent them to each major newspaper. i become chief economist but sucked at the job and had no idea what to do... my heart wondered and so i took it to myself to become a liberator! spread the revolution to other countries! uprise in the name of science! shame on you genjx!

i think genjix likes the attention

he is like the phil hellmuth of LP

without the bracelets

On January 02 2010 16:29 player999 wrote: he is like the phil hellmuth of LP without the bracelets

and money

On January 02 2010 15:47 RichyP wrote: Thanks genjix, i was home alone in my study with a box of tissues when i read the rofl thread....

lol

dammit i missed it

awesome post by WalcottEntp though

On January 02 2010 16:46 dogmeat wrote: Show nested quote + On January 02 2010 16:29 player999 wrote: he is like the phil hellmuth of LP without the bracelets and money

this is nsfw
a naked dog screwing a puppet, but when a naked man screws a puppet its nsfw
this is racism

Edit: Forgot a couple

jesus christ LOL @ last one

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! WE GOT YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNS

thanks a lot genjix. i just woke up and missed whatever it is you posted. now im raging trying to figure out what it was everyone is talking about

Me too.

I'm still trying to figure out if it's a huge level. People blaming him for their own negligence? I wouldn't show this thread to my children, nsfw spoilers or not...

On January 02 2010 19:37 whamm! wrote: thanks a lot genjix. i just woke up and missed whatever it is you posted. now im raging trying to figure out what it was everyone is talking about

plus fucking one

i HATE when this happens

On January 02 2010 13:52 hownorez wrote: I was with my dog browsing Rofl thread and he suddenly started to cry

LOL

rofl thread is running g00t today
way above EV

gonna make it the fuuuuuuu thread for a bit

On January 02 2010 13:36 Robinson47 wrote: jesus genjix i was with 5 year old nephew and my nan and we thought we would all have a look at rofl thread, my nephews crying and my nan had an epilitc fit. keep up the quality posts jason!

thsi was the best lolresponse omg