sorry for the youtube video but FUFUFUFUFUFUFU CAN YOU PLEASE BACK UP FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
self defence fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
lol thats is why martials arts are retarded haha, fufufufufuffuuffuuf 20 hit combo!, nevermind that they have the strenght of a little girls slap
Don't call martial arts retarded because a retard is capable of calling whatever the fuck he's doing a martial art.
The reason every single fkn fight is won by the better person at hybriding martial arts, is because the martial arts today actually work.
Muay thai, krav maga, BJJ, Judo and boxing all do the shit they are supposed to. + Show Spoiler +
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTAyNzA2ODY4.html
If you’re watching an old school MMA bout and trying to determine whether you are about to witness an epic mismatch, the first question you need to ask yourself is, Has one of the participants invented his own martial art? Stott, an Army Ranger, came into this bout touting the superiority of his made-up style, RIP, proudly declaring “RIP rules, and all other styles rest in peace.” It turns out that RIP involves a short, pudgy dude in khaki shorts throwing awkward kicks and punches simultaneously.
When former collegiate national champion wrestler Mark Kerr came face to face with this unorthodox style, you could almost see him cock his head to one side like a dog that has just heard a kazoo for the first time. Once that feeling passed, he grabbed Stott and kneed him once in the head, bringing a mercifully swift end to the fight just seventeen seconds in. Thus, the glorious RIP empire collapsed before it had even begun. Somewhere in America there's a storage space filled with instructional VHS tapes for the martial arts craze that never was. Stott would throw them all away, but he can't set foot in there anymore without suffering horrible flashbacks.
sorry for the youtube video but FUFUFUFUFUFUFU CAN YOU PLEASE BACK UP FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
self defence fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
lol thats is why martials arts are retarded haha, fufufufufuffuuffuuf 20 hit combo!, nevermind that they have the strenght of a little girls slap
Don't call martial arts retarded because a retard is capable of calling whatever the fuck he's doing a martial art.
The reason every single fkn fight is won by the better person at hybriding martial arts, is because the martial arts today actually work.
Muay thai, krav maga, BJJ, Judo and boxing all do the shit they are supposed to. + Show Spoiler +
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTAyNzA2ODY4.html
If you’re watching an old school MMA bout and trying to determine whether you are about to witness an epic mismatch, the first question you need to ask yourself is, Has one of the participants invented his own martial art? Stott, an Army Ranger, came into this bout touting the superiority of his made-up style, RIP, proudly declaring “RIP rules, and all other styles rest in peace.” It turns out that RIP involves a short, pudgy dude in khaki shorts throwing awkward kicks and punches simultaneously.
When former collegiate national champion wrestler Mark Kerr came face to face with this unorthodox style, you could almost see him cock his head to one side like a dog that has just heard a kazoo for the first time. Once that feeling passed, he grabbed Stott and kneed him once in the head, bringing a mercifully swift end to the fight just seventeen seconds in. Thus, the glorious RIP empire collapsed before it had even begun. Somewhere in America there's a storage space filled with instructional VHS tapes for the martial arts craze that never was. Stott would throw them all away, but he can't set foot in there anymore without suffering horrible flashbacks.
you mentioned the Martial Arts that have "survived" the MMA test, they existed for hundreds and even thousands of years yet they were absolutely ridiculous, unefficient, delusional and not actually focused on its actual purpose, to beat your opponent.
So i consider martial arts (most) retarded, because they fail at what they attempted and in ridiculously obvious ways
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jan 21 2010 18:05. Posts 14026
sorry for the youtube video but FUFUFUFUFUFUFU CAN YOU PLEASE BACK UP FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
self defence fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
lol thats is why martials arts are retarded haha, fufufufufuffuuffuuf 20 hit combo!, nevermind that they have the strenght of a little girls slap
Don't call martial arts retarded because a retard is capable of calling whatever the fuck he's doing a martial art.
The reason every single fkn fight is won by the better person at hybriding martial arts, is because the martial arts today actually work.
Muay thai, krav maga, BJJ, Judo and boxing all do the shit they are supposed to. + Show Spoiler +
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTAyNzA2ODY4.html
If you’re watching an old school MMA bout and trying to determine whether you are about to witness an epic mismatch, the first question you need to ask yourself is, Has one of the participants invented his own martial art? Stott, an Army Ranger, came into this bout touting the superiority of his made-up style, RIP, proudly declaring “RIP rules, and all other styles rest in peace.” It turns out that RIP involves a short, pudgy dude in khaki shorts throwing awkward kicks and punches simultaneously.
When former collegiate national champion wrestler Mark Kerr came face to face with this unorthodox style, you could almost see him cock his head to one side like a dog that has just heard a kazoo for the first time. Once that feeling passed, he grabbed Stott and kneed him once in the head, bringing a mercifully swift end to the fight just seventeen seconds in. Thus, the glorious RIP empire collapsed before it had even begun. Somewhere in America there's a storage space filled with instructional VHS tapes for the martial arts craze that never was. Stott would throw them all away, but he can't set foot in there anymore without suffering horrible flashbacks.
you mentioned the Martial Arts that have "survived" the MMA test, they existed for hundreds and even thousands of years yet they were absolutely ridiculous, unefficient, delusional and not actually focused on its actual purpose, to beat your opponent.
So i consider martial arts (most) retarded, because they fail at what they attempted and in ridiculously obvious ways
Fairly certain that not all martial arts are even meant to be used as such in real combat situation.
But yeah, most of them are inefficient.
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sorry for the youtube video but FUFUFUFUFUFUFU CAN YOU PLEASE BACK UP FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
self defence fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
lol thats is why martials arts are retarded haha, fufufufufuffuuffuuf 20 hit combo!, nevermind that they have the strenght of a little girls slap
Don't call martial arts retarded because a retard is capable of calling whatever the fuck he's doing a martial art.
The reason every single fkn fight is won by the better person at hybriding martial arts, is because the martial arts today actually work.
Muay thai, krav maga, BJJ, Judo and boxing all do the shit they are supposed to. + Show Spoiler +
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTAyNzA2ODY4.html
If you’re watching an old school MMA bout and trying to determine whether you are about to witness an epic mismatch, the first question you need to ask yourself is, Has one of the participants invented his own martial art? Stott, an Army Ranger, came into this bout touting the superiority of his made-up style, RIP, proudly declaring “RIP rules, and all other styles rest in peace.” It turns out that RIP involves a short, pudgy dude in khaki shorts throwing awkward kicks and punches simultaneously.
When former collegiate national champion wrestler Mark Kerr came face to face with this unorthodox style, you could almost see him cock his head to one side like a dog that has just heard a kazoo for the first time. Once that feeling passed, he grabbed Stott and kneed him once in the head, bringing a mercifully swift end to the fight just seventeen seconds in. Thus, the glorious RIP empire collapsed before it had even begun. Somewhere in America there's a storage space filled with instructional VHS tapes for the martial arts craze that never was. Stott would throw them all away, but he can't set foot in there anymore without suffering horrible flashbacks.
you mentioned the Martial Arts that have "survived" the MMA test, they existed for hundreds and even thousands of years yet they were absolutely ridiculous, unefficient, delusional and not actually focused on its actual purpose, to beat your opponent.
So i consider martial arts (most) retarded, because they fail at what they attempted and in ridiculously obvious ways
Fairly certain that not all martial arts are even meant to be used as such in real combat situation.
But yeah, most of them are inefficient.
idk you go to a shotokhan kata class and at least a few of them are deluded that they have fighting ability
but there are some useful martial arts; wrestling, judo, kyokushin, muay thai. a bit modern mind
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On January 22 2010 04:01 Baal wrote:
anybody care to explain the starcraft one?
It's related to that new streaming service everyone uses nowadays (livestream.com I believe). If you misclick (which is really easy) it brings up the window seen above, prompting you to change your nickname. You can't even quit without changing it, if you leave it the same and press enter it'll still spam the chat with (for example) "WastedGate changed username to WastedGate" which is tilting and retarded.
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