I worked you, I worked you, I worked you !!! That guy obviously knows what he's talking about, especially at the end where he obviously knows he's in great shape when the ''You went ou in ... place'' screen pops up.
On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote:
playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move?
sigh heavily, tip the dealer, THEN show the winning hand, at which point you should take 5 or 6 seconds to say as slowly and loudly as possible "EEEEAAAAAATTTT IIIITTTTT"
meh
Yugless: Sorry? (as in, she hadn't heard the guy say "eat it")
A40SAG: I SAID EAT IT
Yugless: Eat it? what does that even mean? Do I start to masticate before your hand gets mucked, or after?
and then emphatically toss your hand so that it lands on top of his hand, face up obv.
-sOah
Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 18 2008 05:25. Posts 14026
On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote:
playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move?
I rekon you should turn your hand up and say
IM IN GOLDEN!
HEWWWWWWWWWW-GE HAND HEEEEEEEEEEW-GE HAND
I WORKED YOU, I WORKED YOU, I WORKED YOU
YOU GOT A WATCH? COZ THATS WHAT TIME IT IS!
WOOOOOOOOOO
(if youre then the biggest stack at the table) announce that YOU ARE IN FIRST POSITION! YOU ARE LEADING THE TABLE! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote:
playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move?
flip ur cards and tell him to suck it
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
yugless, it's a really easy slowroll back, with the added advantage you get to have plenty of time to think of something witty youre gonna retort with in the time you take slowrolling. i'd go with standing up, imitating some crude martial arts moves and exclaiming "YOUR KUNG FU NO GOOD" as you victory slam the hand
edit: because he is asian get it lol
ool1o1l!O!L!!OL!!OL!OL
Last edit: 18/08/2008 08:22
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