ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 492

I wish I had that dino bed when I was a kid

someone explain the dog and the xbox/playstation one plz

the dog where it's zooming in? just that the dog is making an awesome face

the xbox/ps3 i think is just making fun of lame guys who fail once using the same stupid lines and then instantly blame the woman for being disinterested, then just get wasted instead. i also think it's making fun of the wii because it's throwing up like a fucking pussy

also the fact that the lame guys ARE video game consoles should be pretty self-explanatory as to its message

i lol'ed at the wii now that i understand it. good shit.

oh god i cannot keep away from this guy. more vids about yours truly

On February 26 2010 18:03 [vital]Myth wrote: the xbox/ps3 i think is just making fun of lame guys who fail once using the same stupid lines and then instantly blame the woman for being disinterested, then just get wasted instead. i also think it's making fun of the wii because it's throwing up like a fucking pussy

mmm i think its more about that even the biggest enemies are brought together by the hatred towards "bitches"

^^ probably both..super deep cartoon

For all who drive cars or use computers: this is too good to pass up For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives: At a recent computer exposition (COMDEX) Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If General Motors had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon!"

In response to Bill's comments, GM issued a press release stating:

"If General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason, you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,five times as fast and twice as easy to drive-but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.
7.The airbag system would ask "are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Regarding the console pic, you pretty much covered all what's funny about it hah. The Wii is a lightweight and 360 owners are reknowned for being the 'shoot everything in site' jock types. The lyrics are to a song by The Bouncing Souls called Manthem which is another reason why it made me laugh (good song). The dog is just crazy : D
and it has no ears.

the ps3 comic is from 4chan, since the meme on /v/ is saying that the ps3 has "no gaems"

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

The keyless ignition cars use the same button to start/turn off the engine no?

On February 27 2010 00:05 Into Infinity wrote: the ps3 comic is from 4chan, since the meme on /v/ is saying that the ps3 has "no gaems"

uhhh. literally all i need is CoD:MW2 or as encyclopediadramatica.com puts it: "camp of camp, camp camp 2. Sequel to the very popular Grenade of Grenade: Grenade Grenade"
suck a dick /v/

shit, that zelda gif is awesome lol

On February 26 2010 14:02 NotSorry wrote: I wish I had that dino bed

FYP, np

ahahahahaahhhh golden