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Benzooor   United States. Apr 12 2010 04:35. Posts 630

Yorcadon thank you for rescuing this thread!

Bear one made me LOL hard

 Last edit: 12/04/2010 04:36

spets1   Australia. Apr 12 2010 07:40. Posts 2179

when you see it...

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another one


this might be repost

holaLast edit: 12/04/2010 07:48

spets1   Australia. Apr 12 2010 08:32. Posts 2179



holaLast edit: 12/04/2010 09:30

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Apr 12 2010 10:39. Posts 10896


CamilaPunt   Brasil. Apr 12 2010 11:11. Posts 2422

thought this was pretty amazing and funny


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 12 2010 12:55. Posts 14026


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Apr 12 2010 13:09. Posts 10896


  On April 12 2010 11:55 byrnesam wrote:


hahahha


the cleaner   Germany. Apr 12 2010 13:29. Posts 3014

rofl byrnesam

there are no facts only interpretations 

Baalim   Mexico. Apr 12 2010 14:16. Posts 34260

a pleasant surprise in my facebook rofl

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

JonnyCosMo   United States. Apr 12 2010 14:22. Posts 7292


  On April 12 2010 13:16 Baal wrote:
a pleasant surprise in my facebook rofl




i am a fan!

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Maynard!   United States. Apr 12 2010 15:11. Posts 4453

rofl.

Gotta target baal on facebook. Secretly Raszi's #1 fan.

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. 

Jas0n   United States. Apr 12 2010 16:06. Posts 1866








ParadoxPLZ   Canada. Apr 12 2010 16:31. Posts 323


  On April 12 2010 11:55 byrnesam wrote:


LOL that kid

nthm0nkey @ stars 

The72o   Zimbabwe. Apr 12 2010 16:55. Posts 6112

LOL byrne owned :D

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

Try2BePerfect   . Apr 12 2010 17:39. Posts 469


  On April 11 2010 21:15 yorcadon wrote:
I've been watching this thread since it started, and never once had a desire to post anything. In fact just now I went to create a login only to realize I actually already had one that I must have made years ago. It is distressing to see you all arguing about the "transmit information faster than light" argument. I hope I can put that to rest and we can get on with the rofls.

I'll start by saying that it IS NOT possible to do anything faster than the speed of light, as far as our currently available technology is concerned. Taken from what I remember of a particular text by a particular physicist; If we take our current spacetime position 4-vector x=(ct,(x1),(x2),(x3))=(ct,(x-> )) we can produce the velocity 4-vector u=dx/dT, where T is the proper time defined by dT^2=dt^2-c^-2(d(x1)^2+d(x2)^2+d(x3)^2). So the "speed through spacetime" is the magnitude of the 4-vector u, sqrt(((c^2dt^2-d(x-> )^2)/(dt^2-c^-2d(x-> )^2))) which is precisely the speed of light, c. If we rearrange the equation c^2(dt/dT)^2-(d(x-> )/dT)^2 = c^2 to be c^2(dT/dt)^2+(d(x-> )/dt)^2=c^2, this shows that an increase in an objects speed through space, sqrt((d(x-> )/dt)^2) must be equal to a decrease in it's speed through time, dT/dt.

What this shows is that the faster you travel through one of the three spacial dimensions, the slower you travel through the dimension of time. This sets a maximum speed limit, the speed of light. And in fact photons, the particles of light, do not age or travel through time, at all. Nor does the graviton, the particle that transmits gravity. This is because they travel through the spacial dimensions at maximum speed already, allowing no movement through time. This has been proven time and time again through experimental observation, again, to the best of our current technological capabilities. This alone is sufficient to disprove your 5-light-year length rod. Besides all the mathematical proof, the idea is stupid. Nothing exists that could be strong enough over that distance, but lets pretend that it is. The "message" to move in one direction, even a tiny amount, is still passed on from particle to particle, and this message, cannot ever be transmitted beyond the speed of light. Take a rod, or whatever, a baseball bat. Lay it on the ground and push it in a direction a tiny bit. It would appear that the other end moves in the same direction instantly. It does not. A slight delay exists, just on a scale that we cannot perceive through our own eyes alone. This minute scale of distance and time on a baseball bat, would become extremely obvious when put on the scale of several light years. When we push one end of the rod, there would be a severe delay in the other end moving. This is simply the way our universe works. Photons of light (as well as other particles such as gravitons) already contain no mass, therefore moving at maximum speed. It just doesn't get any faster. This of course ignores the fact that to make a rod spanning 5 light years in length would require more matter than exists in our solar system.

To whoever posted the clip from Event Horizon, that is all theoretical. It's theoretical in the sense that it is possible for every last bit of understanding we have developed through our amazing technology about how the universe operates, could theoretically be complete nonsense. After all Newton's equations for gravity existed and were accepted for centuries before Einstein came along.

Edited to remove the stupid smiley faces.

TL;DR No, you cannot transmit information (or anything else) faster than the speed of light.



Very good post. Very appreciate it.


TalentedTom    Canada. Apr 12 2010 18:29. Posts 20070


  On April 12 2010 16:39 Try2BePerfect wrote:
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Very good post. Very appreciate it.


there are some boundaries you dont cross, when you start making fun of the speed of light you start making enemies

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

palak   United States. Apr 12 2010 18:58. Posts 4601

dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium 

Raguna   United States. Apr 12 2010 19:57. Posts 118




















I suck at pokers :( 

Raguna   United States. Apr 12 2010 20:09. Posts 118









I suck at pokers :( 

Raguna   United States. Apr 12 2010 20:53. Posts 118









I suck at pokers :( 

 
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