ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 644

On July 20 2010 17:43 Jas0n wrote:

god damn

i really really wanna know the back story of that gif ^

On July 21 2010 00:30 palak wrote: i really really wanna know the back story of that gif ^

Japan

that isn't japan

On July 20 2010 17:43 Jas0n wrote:

I AM A MOTHER FUCKER.

On July 20 2010 17:43 Jas0n wrote:

holy fuck

someone needs to add mortal kombat health bars, ect to that.

agreed, even sparta would do

lol at teh rest of the world

On July 21 2010 04:38 spets1 wrote: lol at teh rest of the world

NATO? jezz ppl don't know history do they

although it is reactionary in the true sense of the word but the evolution is understandable

On July 21 2010 00:30 palak wrote: i really really wanna know the back story of that gif ^

he slept w/ his gf while he was away due to military service ... obv

holy shit i cant stop watching that gif

guy seems drunk, prolly said something inappropriate to girl and bam

+ Show Spoiler +

aside from being a little slap-stick thats pretty much like every trip to the cinema ever.
add bonus points for

"annoying asian girl who is surprised by even the gayest surprises"
"person who didnt put their phone on silent"
"dude who laughs at everything, no matter how unfunny"

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless ass. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

On July 20 2010 17:43 Jas0n wrote:

Guy in the uniform seems to be an idiot and also a pussy, no matter what the other guy is saying, especially if other guy is drunk... A situation not involving physical assault of some kind (robbery, rape, murder attempt etc) doesn't justify such a sneaky kick to the head of an unprepared sitting man imo

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML