TheHuHu3 United States. Jul 22 2010 19:49. Posts 5544
Ever break up with a girl and you still have feelings? This is what you should do.
Heres how it goes. You get an orangutang. Im not talking about a little monkey or some dancing chimp bull****, I mean a ****ing orangutang. Dont ask me how your gonna get a ****ing orangutang, because thats not my problem. So the orangutang's name is Clyde. This is non negotiable, all orangoutangs are named Clyde, I dont know why, thats just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, You make a scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangoutang. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guys with the orangoutang?", "You used to date the guy with the orangoutang?" , "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangoutang?" Next thing you know she's calling.
"Im hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
"Geez, I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangoutangs love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe i can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so dont be a stra- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making mojitoes."
At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, its your life. But if you're a smart man, slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.
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