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HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Aug 04 2010 09:55. Posts 10896

rofl byrn, i always wanted to do that to my dog xD


lucifer   Sweden. Aug 04 2010 10:50. Posts 5955


  On August 03 2010 15:37 taco wrote:
But in all seriousness the English alphabet doesn't contain awesome letters so 'Geigerzähler' and 'Gemütlich' are impossible.





edit: fuck. iop already won. note to self: need to read all pages
edit2: unquality trolling is boring yo.

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get itLast edit: 04/08/2010 10:52

taco   Iceland. Aug 04 2010 13:14. Posts 1793


  On August 04 2010 06:20 byrnesam wrote:



HAHAHA


Maynard!   United States. Aug 04 2010 13:17. Posts 4453

Thatd be a haters gonna hate gif.

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 04 2010 17:47. Posts 16784

I gotta get a dog.

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

lucifer   Sweden. Aug 04 2010 18:55. Posts 5955

latest Penny arcade for the starcrafters.

HERE

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it 

Bigbobm   United States. Aug 04 2010 20:55. Posts 5511

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0a4d42beff/eva-mendes-sex-tape?rel=player

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

RaiZ   France. Aug 05 2010 01:19. Posts 1503


  On August 04 2010 17:55 lucifer wrote:
latest Penny arcade for the starcrafters.

HERE


This is exactly what those fuckers need to know... What's the point in winning everytime and stop playing with like 2 wins on a night ? Or even worse, a week ?

Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH 

taco   Iceland. Aug 05 2010 02:10. Posts 1793


  On August 04 2010 03:53 iop wrote:
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_Your_ dictionary, I whited out some words in it and put those in with a sharpie.


ggplz   Sweden. Aug 05 2010 09:19. Posts 16784


  On August 05 2010 00:19 RaiZ wrote:
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This is exactly what those fuckers need to know... What's the point in winning everytime and stop playing with like 2 wins on a night ? Or even worse, a week ?


they're scared they'll fuck up the w:l ratio lololol

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 05 2010 12:41. Posts 14026



















Jas0n   United States. Aug 05 2010 14:58. Posts 1866

where the freak do you get woody dolls like that


DooMeR   United States. Aug 05 2010 18:52. Posts 8553

theres a snake in my boot!

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

killaherni   Mexico. Aug 05 2010 19:03. Posts 278


  On August 05 2010 13:58 Jas0n wrote:
where the freak do you get woody dolls like that



where do u get tiny dildo toys?!?

SonOfAuntie: i feel ppl my age all the time with my own substances 

NewbSaibot   United States. Aug 05 2010 22:03. Posts 4946

Not me


  So Im on pokerstars right and I 4bet this douchebag who plays every hand possible...and he puts me all in with 83 and cracks my JJ. So he has an avatar of some chick.

****: Hey I slept with that female in your avatar ..weird
Mauritsss: huh? me?
****: Ya Im serious
Mauritsss: u jokin to me?
****: No I did .. ur from Austerlitz right?
Mauritsss: WHAT
Mauritsss: U KNO HOW TELL IT TO ME
****: Well I slept with that girl
Mauritsss: MY WIFE
Mauritsss: BRB
****: u gonna hit her?

this guy sits out and comes back like 5 minutes later

Mauritsss: SLY BTCH
Mauritsss: bloody
****: what .. who is bloody??
Mauritsss: SLUT IS
****: u beat her good?
Mauritsss: ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT I THINK
rlg1228: LMAO wtf!!!!
rlg1228: u bein serious?????
****: lol
Mauritsss: TOOTH ON FLOOR AND SLEEPING SO YES I THINK SO
Captain Dean: hahaahahahah
Mauritsss: BRB

sits out for few minutes and comes back

Mauritsss: you were not to be jokeing yes?
****: I was not joking I slept with her
Mauritsss: OK I THINK MAYBE DEAD NOT MOVING BLOOD
Captain Dean: wow
****: Why did u do that I was in love with
Mauritsss: WHERE U LIVE??? I COME OVER PLAY POKER OK?
rlg1228: LOL
****: ya ok
Mauritsss: WE R FRIEND NOW WHERE TO LIVE?
****: I am your neighbor
Mauritsss: JOSH???? WHAT????
****: ya its me Josh
Mauritsss: BRB

sits out for like 10 minutes

Mauritsss: BACK
****: lollllll
Mauritsss: HEY HOW R U HERE STILL IMPOSSIBLE
Captain Dean: omg lol

bye now 

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 05 2010 22:05. Posts 8665

WOW
HAHAHAHAHA
hope that didnt actually happen

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lucifer   Sweden. Aug 05 2010 22:11. Posts 5955

poor Josh

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it 

Highcard   Canada. Aug 05 2010 22:36. Posts 5428

Guy who is phobic of midgets getting chased around a golf course by a midget

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 06 2010 00:32. Posts 9012

Im only good at poker when I run good 

Saturnize   United States. Aug 06 2010 00:34. Posts 263

HAHAHAHAAH i really hope thats real because that is too funny..

You are smart, hard worker, like a KOREA! Kim 

 
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