So Im on pokerstars right and I 4bet this douchebag who plays every hand possible...and he puts me all in with 83 and cracks my JJ. So he has an avatar of some chick.
****: Hey I slept with that female in your avatar ..weird
Mauritsss: huh? me?
****: Ya Im serious
Mauritsss: u jokin to me?
****: No I did .. ur from Austerlitz right?
Mauritsss: WHAT
Mauritsss: U KNO HOW TELL IT TO ME
****: Well I slept with that girl
Mauritsss: MY WIFE
Mauritsss: BRB
****: u gonna hit her?
this guy sits out and comes back like 5 minutes later
Mauritsss: SLY BTCH
Mauritsss: bloody
****: what .. who is bloody??
Mauritsss: SLUT IS
****: u beat her good?
Mauritsss: ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT I THINK
rlg1228: LMAO wtf!!!!
rlg1228: u bein serious?????
****: lol
Mauritsss: TOOTH ON FLOOR AND SLEEPING SO YES I THINK SO
Captain Dean: hahaahahahah
Mauritsss: BRB
sits out for few minutes and comes back
Mauritsss: you were not to be jokeing yes?
****: I was not joking I slept with her
Mauritsss: OK I THINK MAYBE DEAD NOT MOVING BLOOD
Captain Dean: wow
****: Why did u do that I was in love with
Mauritsss: WHERE U LIVE??? I COME OVER PLAY POKER OK?
rlg1228: LOL
****: ya ok
Mauritsss: WE R FRIEND NOW WHERE TO LIVE?
****: I am your neighbor
Mauritsss: JOSH???? WHAT????
****: ya its me Josh
Mauritsss: BRB
sits out for like 10 minutes
Mauritsss: BACK
****: lollllll
Mauritsss: HEY HOW R U HERE STILL IMPOSSIBLE
Captain Dean: omg lol
I call fake, but still funny as hell.
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 06 2010 03:48. Posts 16784
loooooool
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Aug 06 2010 04:07. Posts 6374
On August 05 2010 23:32 gawdawaful wrote:
needs more love
ban baal
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 06 2010 06:15. Posts 14026
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Aug 06 2010 06:31. Posts 6374
^ is that idra?
ban baal
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 06 2010 09:38. Posts 14026
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Jas0n   United States. Aug 06 2010 10:56. Posts 1866
lolololol
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Jas0n   United States. Aug 06 2010 11:35. Posts 1866
That's even gigglier because he's wearing TapouT clothes.
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 06 2010 13:43. Posts 12159
On August 05 2010 21:36 Highcard wrote:
Guy who is phobic of midgets getting chased around a golf course by a midget
pretty sure that's san dimas canyon golf course in socal. i used to play there a few times a week in high school. funny vid too :D
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Aug 06 2010 13:43. Posts 6374
pretty sure the logi is photoshopped
ban baal
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 06 2010 22:02. Posts 34262
and now you wont sleep ever again:
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 06 2010 22:06. Posts 16784
haha whats that from?
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 07 2010 03:57. Posts 14026
I think its a youtube based horror short or something
whys she being such a pussy?
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Zep   United States. Aug 07 2010 04:57. Posts 2292
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
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ParadoxPLZ   Canada. Aug 07 2010 05:38. Posts 323
invisible wall of glass obv
nthm0nkey @ stars
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ParadoxPLZ   Canada. Aug 07 2010 05:39. Posts 323
On August 07 2010 02:57 byrnesam wrote:
I think its a youtube based horror short or something
whys she being such a pussy?
ya, seriously. i'd pound the fuck out of that thing knowing it wasn't my husband. it looks scary but i bet it's weak as shit.
nthm0nkey @ stars
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 07 2010 06:13. Posts 34262
On August 07 2010 02:57 byrnesam wrote:
I think its a youtube based horror short or something
whys she being such a pussy?
yup brief horror stories, what do you mean a pussy lol what do you want he to do?
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Jas0n   United States. Aug 07 2010 07:43. Posts 1866