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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 21 2010 22:01. Posts 34262

The seal is obviously not the problem lol... this cannot work because there is no perpetual movement machine so the physics are wrong, the seal could exist and that still shouldnt work, but why?

actually i dont even get why it needs another water chamber with a seal

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daysare   Poland. Oct 21 2010 22:13. Posts 670

i guess asdf got why this shouldnt work right. ye teh water chamber is really a shady shit


Baalim   Mexico. Oct 21 2010 23:25. Posts 34262


  On October 21 2010 21:13 daysare wrote:
i guess asdf got why this shouldnt work right. ye teh water chamber is really a shady shit



no damnit, its not the seal, you could easily make romboic figures instead of spheres and a working seal... sealing is not an issue... the machine has to go someway against the basic laws of physics, its not a practical ting like sealing.

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daysare   Poland. Oct 21 2010 23:33. Posts 670

i didnt mean the seal either. just the buoyancy of the object filled with air combined with the upward pressure of water is probably the key thing


Oly   United Kingdom. Oct 22 2010 00:01. Posts 3585

Immersing the ball into the water at the bottom needs force to overcomes two things: displacing it's volume in water and overcoming the upward push due to density difference - only one of these is countered by the already submerged balls.

Repicture the experiment with the balls entering a tank of water horizontally and then travelling up. Now take it to the extreme and imagine the balls filled with water instead of air. Now the submerged balls produce no force, but it would still take energy for the new ball to enter the tank, having to displace it's volume in water to get in.

edit: To clarify, it won't work because the submerged balls produce a force proportional to the difference between their density and that of water, whereas submerging a ball must overcome that exact same force and another additional force proportional only to it's volume.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated.Last edit: 22/10/2010 00:13

Baalim   Mexico. Oct 22 2010 00:17. Posts 34262

oh that explains it, thx

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Jas0n   United States. Oct 22 2010 02:18. Posts 1866


luddite   United States. Oct 22 2010 06:25. Posts 398


  On October 21 2010 23:01 Oly wrote:
Immersing the ball into the water at the bottom needs force to overcomes two things: displacing it's volume in water and overcoming the upward push due to density difference - only one of these is countered by the already submerged balls.

Repicture the experiment with the balls entering a tank of water horizontally and then travelling up. Now take it to the extreme and imagine the balls filled with water instead of air. Now the submerged balls produce no force, but it would still take energy for the new ball to enter the tank, having to displace it's volume in water to get in.

edit: To clarify, it won't work because the submerged balls produce a force proportional to the difference between their density and that of water, whereas submerging a ball must overcome that exact same force and another additional force proportional only to it's volume.



No that doesn't work because there's many more balls lifting upward, and only 1 being submerged at a time.

I think the real reason has to do with the belt mechanism. You can't just tie them together with string because they're only lifting. you need something rigid like a rubber belt so that they can push on the one above them. But then that rubber belt has to redirect that force around a circle, and downward in the opposite direction, which doesn't work. They're all the same object now, so you can't create any net angular momentum by pushing within that object. There's a net force up, and that's it.

 Last edit: 22/10/2010 06:29

Garfed   Malta. Oct 22 2010 08:05. Posts 4818

This is ROFL "no discussion" Thread .

Stop this useless blabbing about trolling physics from 4chan comics. It was obviously meant to be a joke, thats why it was posted here.


SakiSaki    Sweden. Oct 22 2010 08:57. Posts 9685

wow thats the best troll-physics ive seen, Ruined an entire page in the ROFL-thread.

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OjKa   United Kingdom. Oct 22 2010 08:59. Posts 210

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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Oct 22 2010 09:02. Posts 6374


  On October 21 2010 20:23 Breeze wrote:
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Haha if that was the only problem, don't you think it would have been solved by now, the whole science/technology world would have been working hard to build a seal that lets this perpetuum mobile work...

Can't really think of an intuitive reason why this can't work, probably the whole chamber displacing all this water creates huge pressure as someone else said and incredible force is needed to force something through the seal to the water around it. And this pressure will increase a lot with depth.
thats pretty much what i said lol

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Jas0n   United States. Oct 22 2010 09:28. Posts 1866


Oly   United Kingdom. Oct 22 2010 09:51. Posts 3585

avoiding derailment see spoiler

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Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

Jas0n   United States. Oct 22 2010 11:15. Posts 1866


tapatapaz   Brasil. Oct 22 2010 11:35. Posts 1279

understanding sarcasm requires a lot of intelligence, i mean it.. its not for everyone

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egood   United States. Oct 22 2010 13:39. Posts 1883

DISTRICT 9



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The M Show   Canada. Oct 22 2010 14:51. Posts 278

i laughed when buddy told ben not to have kids hahaha


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