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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Dec 31 2010 01:59. Posts 14026 | | |
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ParadoxPLZ   Canada. Dec 31 2010 04:33. Posts 323 | | |
lol washroom
what's the inspiration behind making that? |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 31 2010 06:06. Posts 4946 | | |
| On December 31 2010 03:33 ParadoxPLZ wrote:
lol washroom
what's the inspiration behind making that? |
Because you want to use it |
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ParadoxPLZ   Canada. Dec 31 2010 15:39. Posts 323 | | |
well maybe it was made naively. maybe the person who lays out the town didn't recognize the hidden perverse motives behind it. i know that if i had a chance to use it i'd have a really strong desire to point at people and wack it against the glass and other shit like that just because i think it would be funny satisfying. i really don't think that would be an uncommon urge either. |
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TheHuHu3   United States. Dec 31 2010 17:19. Posts 5544 | | |
There comes a sexual satisfaction knowing that people are watching you take a shit. |
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[GiTM]-Ace   United States. Dec 31 2010 17:35. Posts 1585 | | |
From another site a convo a guy had with his donk father over the phone. Titled " A peek inside the mind of a donkey"
+ Show Spoiler +
He just plays $5 tourneys on stars for the most part. Here's a phone conversation we had just a few minutes ago. He's a sixty year old large, loud british man.
Me: Hey Dad, what's going on?
D: What do you think about ace ten offsuit?
M: It's a piece of crap unless you're in late position and want to steal the blinds. Are you in late position?
D: No (stars timer makes that annoying noise) I'm first. I'm gonna call it.
M: Ok, you just want to make sure...
D: Great, the flop is ten high with two clubs. I'm gonna bet it.
M: Sounds like as good a flop as you're gonna get.
D: Ooh, he raised me, what should I do?
M: Do you know if he's playing tight or not?
D: I don't know, he has a picture of an ugly dog.
M: Hmm, well I don't know what you should do here. I'd probably fold.
D: I'm gonna call it.
M: Ok, just be careful.
D: Another club on the turn. I'm gonna check it. Now he makes a pretty big bet. Should I call?
M: No, unless you have the ace of clubs.
D: I'm gonna call it. I have the ace of diamonds.
M: Uhhhh, ok.
D: The river's a king.
M: That's probably not a good card even if you were ahead somehow.
D: I'm gonna bet it.
M: Why?
D: So he doesn't raise me.
M: Hmm, I guess you...
D: I bet it small.
M: Ok.
D: Uh oh, he raised me big.
M: I think it's definitely time to fold.
D: I think I'm gonna call him, there's so much money in the pot.
M: Doesn't matter. I really don't think you're getting any of it. I think you need to fold.
D: (stars timer noise) Mother****er he had clubs. Christ on a crutch!!! ****ing clubs!
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Jas0n   United States. Dec 31 2010 17:59. Posts 1866 | | |
That toilet is surrounded by one way mirrors, no one can see inside. |
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schmar   Norway. Dec 31 2010 18:22. Posts 29 | | |
If i walked by that toilet regularly, I'd memorize exactly where people were sitting and throw a disgusted look that way every time i walked by. You know, just to make anyone in there paranoid. |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 31 2010 20:03. Posts 4946 | | |
| On December 31 2010 16:35 [GiTM]-Ace wrote:
From another site a convo a guy had with his donk father over the phone. Titled " A peek inside the mind of a donkey"
+ Show Spoiler +
He just plays $5 tourneys on stars for the most part. Here's a phone conversation we had just a few minutes ago. He's a sixty year old large, loud british man.
Me: Hey Dad, what's going on?
D: What do you think about ace ten offsuit?
M: It's a piece of crap unless you're in late position and want to steal the blinds. Are you in late position?
D: No (stars timer makes that annoying noise) I'm first. I'm gonna call it.
M: Ok, you just want to make sure...
D: Great, the flop is ten high with two clubs. I'm gonna bet it.
M: Sounds like as good a flop as you're gonna get.
D: Ooh, he raised me, what should I do?
M: Do you know if he's playing tight or not?
D: I don't know, he has a picture of an ugly dog.
M: Hmm, well I don't know what you should do here. I'd probably fold.
D: I'm gonna call it.
M: Ok, just be careful.
D: Another club on the turn. I'm gonna check it. Now he makes a pretty big bet. Should I call?
M: No, unless you have the ace of clubs.
D: I'm gonna call it. I have the ace of diamonds.
M: Uhhhh, ok.
D: The river's a king.
M: That's probably not a good card even if you were ahead somehow.
D: I'm gonna bet it.
M: Why?
D: So he doesn't raise me.
M: Hmm, I guess you...
D: I bet it small.
M: Ok.
D: Uh oh, he raised me big.
M: I think it's definitely time to fold.
D: I think I'm gonna call him, there's so much money in the pot.
M: Doesn't matter. I really don't think you're getting any of it. I think you need to fold.
D: (stars timer noise) Mother****er he had clubs. Christ on a crutch!!! ****ing clubs!
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Wow, this was very insightful. Honestly, I've always wondered why donks do the things they do. This answers a lot of questions. |
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Jas0n   United States. Jan 01 2011 02:49. Posts 1866 | | |
| On December 31 2010 19:52 lucifer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2010 16:59 Jas0n wrote:
That toilet is surrounded by one way mirrors, no one can see inside. |
yes I know you posted it... I'm not sure why you thought no one understood that though?
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It's because TheHuHu3 said something about other people looking inside while you're taking a dump |
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Catul   France. Jan 01 2011 20:34. Posts 1460 | | |
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