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On January 10 2011 08:19 PplusAD wrote: Show nested quote + On January 10 2011 07:47 tomson wrote: http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/original/1617.jpg OMFG that is so super sick ! brilliant

wow

fucking hero rofl

http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh. The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media. Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season. Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers. “Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan. The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning. Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft. The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski

possible repost dunno what page the azn dad memes were spammed on ^^

On January 10 2011 17:43 Raidern wrote: fucking hero rofl http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/ Show nested quote + Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh. The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media. Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season. Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers. “Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan. The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning. Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft. The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski

lol true story, it was in every newspaper in serbia

So he jumped and landed on the shark killing it? how did they retrieve the body of the shark.... sounds fake.

On January 10 2011 22:21 Baal wrote: So he jumped and landed on the shark killing it? how did they retrieve the body of the shark.... sounds fake.

The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

On January 10 2011 17:43 Raidern wrote: Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning. // Pero Stamatovski

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On January 10 2011 22:29 Etherone wrote: Show nested quote + On January 10 2011 22:21 Baal wrote: So he jumped and landed on the shark killing it? how did they retrieve the body of the shark.... sounds fake.   The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Wow, I don't know which is more bizarre: How funny it is that they keep calling it a heroic deed (considering he thought the water was hard he was so intoxicated) or how insane it is that if his drunk ass were to jump in the water five seconds earlier he would have suffered a horrible death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic...-killed-drunken-Serb-jumped-head.html
http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/ho...ensation/story-e6frfq80-1225975299434

sharks don't behave like that it's obv fake. + serbs really like to make up stories, eg. Morph1's post

hey steal, i think morph is confusing the shark with promaja

cocksuckers

On January 11 2011 00:05 gawdawaful wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic...-killed-drunken-Serb-jumped-head.html http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/ho...ensation/story-e6frfq80-1225975299434

yes, my BS spider senses were tingling hard on that one, they rarely miss.

The odds of him landing exactly on its head are very slim, also killing a shark of that size with such a mild hit sounds impossible.

and when was the last time you saw a diving board in the ocean?

Whats more likely is he landed on the dead shark or just made the whole thing up altogether, what part of the human anatomy can kill sharks on impact ???

On January 11 2011 09:00 EvilSky wrote: ......, what part of the human anatomy can kill sharks on impact ???