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Into Infinity   United States. Feb 11 2011 16:18. Posts 1884


NewbSaibot   United States. Feb 11 2011 17:28. Posts 4946

lol @ silencer equipped pistols

bye now 

NotSorry   United States. Feb 11 2011 17:35. Posts 2603

his gated community probably has low noise laws.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Feb 11 2011 17:57. Posts 14026

50 cents twitter is hilarious, hes pretty good at trolling


NewbSaibot   United States. Feb 12 2011 02:25. Posts 4946

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

If you rob a bank, and your pants fall down, its okay to laugh. and let your hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.

If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade.

I bet if you were in some old west gang, and you were dragging a guy along the ground with your horse, It'd probably make you really mad to look back and see him reading a magazine.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

I was taking my little nephew to disneyland, but i decided to play a mean trick. i pulled up next to an old, burned down warehouse. "Oh no," i said. "Disneyland burned down." He started crying, and i was about to tell him it was all a joke and drive to the real disneyland, but it was getting kinda late.

The funny thing about driving your car off a cliff, I bet you're still hitting those brakes.

If you're ever on fire, I think it's best not to look in a mirror, because that will really get you in a panic.

“If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

bye now 

Chewits   United Kingdom. Feb 12 2011 05:20. Posts 2539


  On February 11 2011 16:57 byrnesam wrote:
50 cents twitter is hilarious, hes pretty good at trolling



rofl. Yeah 50cent gotta be a huuge troll. Skimmed through his twitter. Funny shit

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 12 2011 10:12. Posts 11385



i just found this on my old old laptop :D brought a huge smile to my face

from 2008

me and neilly arch rivals both busto as usual rofl

WHAT IS THISLast edit: 12/02/2011 10:14

SfydjkLm   Belarus. Feb 12 2011 10:20. Posts 3810


  On February 07 2011 14:33 Jas0n wrote:


the woman is so bad at lying i dunno why the guy bought it, but then again there is pretty much no way to go other then steal in this game.
Anything but steal is -ev

*wink wink* 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2011 10:32. Posts 9634

Baal s post is so disturbing....


uiCk   Canada. Feb 12 2011 12:36. Posts 3521


  On February 10 2011 18:11 longple wrote:


so much lol

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

Chewits   United Kingdom. Feb 12 2011 14:50. Posts 2539


  On February 10 2011 11:40 Wreckognize wrote:
yea how could u not see it..no last night there was a blue screen with a guy with a face that looked like an orange and he looked mad and it said yes?



dam im getting levelled and trolled at same time.

Still clueless wtf you talking about lol

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

Jas0n   United States. Feb 12 2011 18:38. Posts 1866


whamm!   Albania. Feb 12 2011 19:16. Posts 11625

belfort and idra post wins last few pages


Jas0n   United States. Feb 12 2011 20:09. Posts 1866


TheHuHu3   United States. Feb 12 2011 23:07. Posts 5544

Listen to the Sax Roll video and look at the GIF and try not to laugh, ROFL!


TheHuHu4 coming soon :) 

disCord   United States. Feb 13 2011 00:56. Posts 1005

[x]listened to sax roll
[x]looked at gif
[ ]laughed


Jas0n   United States. Feb 13 2011 01:08. Posts 1866


FullBRing   Philippines. Feb 13 2011 01:23. Posts 581

easy witch the checkbox, its not bbv ^^


handbanana21   United States. Feb 13 2011 01:45. Posts 3037

thats standard forum lingo.


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Feb 13 2011 03:11. Posts 834


  On February 12 2011 23:56 disCord wrote:
[x]listened to sax roll
[x]looked at gif
[ ]saw American Psycho



P.s. I had to click pause and play a couple times to get the head bobbing just right :D

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