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harryhood   United States. Nov 04 2008 15:35. Posts 155

When you leave a casino wash your goddamn hands. 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Nov 04 2008 15:52. Posts 1760

lol, that video was semi-funny. i expected something like

mom: "you cannot meet strangers from the internet / myspace / whatever"
mom: "you could have been raped"
mom: "did you have sex with him - DID HE TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY?"

fat girl: "no, he just fucked me in my butt"

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

FrinkX   United States. Nov 04 2008 16:05. Posts 7562

I'm EIGHTEEN, NOT SIXTEEN. DIDNT YOU KNOW 18 IS HIGHER THAN 16? THEREFORE I AM AN ADULT

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

PplusAD   Germany. Nov 04 2008 17:10. Posts 7180

LOl i found that video
A+

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

morph1   Sierra Leone. Nov 04 2008 17:22. Posts 2352

i found that video hilarious :D

Always Look On The Bright Side of LifeLast edit: 04/11/2008 17:23

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 04 2008 17:24. Posts 14026


  On November 03 2008 18:14 Baal wrote:
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oh god what a moron ROFL "NO DEAAAAAAAAAAAAL" hahaha the bank offering over 600k and this idiot doesnt take it.


he has 2 $1million dollar cases and 1 $1 case

isnt it the correct move?


Sheitan   Canada. Nov 04 2008 17:28. Posts 4217


  On November 04 2008 09:36 Ket wrote:
sry if already posted but pretty hilarious i think



in the butt....




ROFL

"You could have been raped in the ass"
".........................." mom gives the evil eye
"I'm sorry"

Classic

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Sheitan   Canada. Nov 04 2008 17:29. Posts 4217


  On November 03 2008 18:14 Baal wrote:
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oh god what a moron ROFL "NO DEAAAAAAAAAAAAL" hahaha the bank offering over 600k and this idiot doesnt take it.


He took a flip for 600k so what ? durrrr does that every day

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Sheitan   Canada. Nov 04 2008 17:30. Posts 4217


  On November 04 2008 10:40 Kapol wrote:




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Sheitan   Canada. Nov 04 2008 17:31. Posts 4217

Am i mythrolling this thread ?

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Yugless    United States. Nov 04 2008 17:45. Posts 7174


  On November 04 2008 16:24 byrnesam wrote:
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he has 2 $1million dollar cases and 1 $1 case

isnt it the correct move?


well there's a 2:1 chance he picks one of the 1 mil cases, and then he HAS to take whatever deal the banker gives him which will probably be <400k

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Remod   Croatia. Nov 04 2008 18:07. Posts 312


  On November 04 2008 16:45 Yugless wrote:
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well there's a 2:1 chance he picks one of the 1 mil cases, and then he HAS to take whatever deal the banker gives him which will probably be <400k


I think he have only 2 cases, one with million and one with a dollar, 1:1 chances, so 600k is nice deal...

I see dumb people! 

Highcard   Canada. Nov 04 2008 18:51. Posts 5428


  On November 04 2008 16:24 byrnesam wrote:
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he has 2 $1million dollar cases and 1 $1 case

isnt it the correct move?



Even if it was correct technically it is not correct for that 1 person. Risking 600k when I bet they can't make that 10 years is a huge leak...

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Bigbobm   United States. Nov 05 2008 03:04. Posts 5511

this probably deserves a thread of its own because its so epic.

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

[vital]Myth    United States. Nov 05 2008 03:13. Posts 12159

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

obamaHAHAHAHAHA

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

vegable   United States. Nov 05 2008 03:13. Posts 2453

wow american families have no control of their children

Stir fry Normandy 

Baalim   Mexico. Nov 05 2008 03:32. Posts 34262


  On November 04 2008 16:24 byrnesam wrote:
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he has 2 $1million dollar cases and 1 $1 case

isnt it the correct move?



2 million in 3 cases = average of 666,666 dollars in each case... the bank offers 600k so if he takes the deal he looses 60k in equity.

So basically he pays 60k to erase that 30% of possiblity to not win anything... so taking the deal is the best option BY FAR (unless u are a millionare who can gamble for that extra equity), but these morons get caugh up in the hype.. the bank would probably offer him 666k and he would still say NO DEAL LOL.

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

CrownRoyal   United States. Nov 05 2008 05:03. Posts 11385

the problem is that when he has 3 cases left he either needs to decide to go all the way or stop at that point because there is a 2/3 chance his offer is gonna drop.

just my opinion

WHAT IS THIS 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 05 2008 17:57. Posts 14026

But he could actually be flipping on his first guess because he cant change the case he picked at the start so he only has a choice of 2 remaining on stage (?)

Anyway, he wore a yellow cardigan on TV, so he deserved $1


Fayth    Canada. Nov 05 2008 18:19. Posts 10085


  On November 04 2008 16:24 byrnesam wrote:
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he has 2 $1million dollar cases and 1 $1 case

isnt it the correct move?


it is if you actually have several million dollars in ur bank account already, if not, it is the stupidest shit ever

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

 
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