ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 93

Solid first post Tassadar.

This thread was beginning to look like the Youtube thread again

Tassadar you deserve a fucking medal!

A++++

especially the michael j fox and the last pokemon reference hahaha.

Ha thanks I registered just to post so your welcome. Hopefully more to come. Needs more pictures.

On November 09 2008 02:43 kantoiki wrote: Tassadar you deserve a fucking medal!

yay another deliverer ^^

Yeah, best first post ever, definitly keep it coming !!!

AS I PROMISED:

^green star

hahaha this one is golden:

LOLOL tassadar. awesome fucking posts. holy fucking shit i'm laughing so hard.

A Quebecois' Math Test

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An Alberta construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when
along came a Quebecois.

"I'm not hiring any Quebecers," the foreman thought to himself, so he
made up a test hoping that the Quebecois wouldn't be able to answer the
questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an
argument.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."

"Witout numbers?" The Quebecois says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw
three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine." Says the
Quebecer.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Quebecois stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says,
"Alright, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Quebecer stares into space again, then he picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Ere you go.
One 'undred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred."

The Quebecois leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases,and
says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree, so now you've got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
which make one 'undred. So when do I start?"

On November 09 2008 22:22 Loco wrote: A Quebecois' Math Test + × - ÷ + × - ÷ + × - ÷ + × - ÷ + × - ÷ + × - ÷ + × - ÷ + × - ÷ An Alberta construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a Quebecois. "I'm not hiring any Quebecers," the foreman thought to himself, so he made up a test hoping that the Quebecois wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Witout numbers?" The Quebecois says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine." Says the Quebecer. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Quebecois stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "Alright, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Quebecer stares into space again, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Ere you go. One 'undred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred." The Quebecois leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases,and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree, so now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one 'undred. So when do I start?"

LOL! That's just gold.

haha I showed tassadar this thread a couple months ago for no reason when we were hanging out and now he's bringing the lulz. GJ ROB

On November 09 2008 22:47 Karma wrote:

lol I bought one too. it reminds me of those videos I made of myself singing cindy lauper and shit.

MySpace mashing at its finest.