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Highcard Canada. Aug 24 2011 12:02. Posts 5428

Take the fucking paper

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time

Last edit: 24/08/2011 12:21

nicksson Sweden. Aug 24 2011 12:29. Posts 4662

phasE89 Czech Republic. Aug 24 2011 12:41. Posts 201

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mrlinus Sweden. Aug 24 2011 15:53. Posts 3

Jas0n United States. Aug 25 2011 00:35. Posts 1866

oh man this made me laugh really hard

Last edit: 25/08/2011 02:50

kingpowa France. Aug 25 2011 05:21. Posts 1525

sorry for shitty english.

RaiNKhAN

United States. Aug 25 2011 06:15. Posts 4080

3241

The biggest Rockets, Sixers, and Grizzlies fan you will ever meet!

FallinInLove Slovakia. Aug 25 2011 06:39. Posts 486

Ziigmund: uri hu pls
LIBERTY 6: hu
Ziigmund: dang DANG!
Urindanger: you owe me one button
Ziigmund: luul
Ziigmund: pls leave
Urindanger: lol gimme my button first
Urindanger: since you played urs
Ziigmund: r u serious?
Urindanger: yes 100% serious
Urindanger: you always jack my blind when i sit in
Urindanger: and ask me to leave
Ziigmund: ok i wil give..never seen like u...
Dealer: Ziigmund has returned
Dealer: Hand #9055220992
Dealer: Urindanger posts the small blind of $500
Urindanger: c'mon, where's your class
Dealer: Ziigmund posts the big blind of $1,000
Dealer: Urindanger raises to $3,000
Dealer: Ziigmund raises to $209,038.50, and is all in
Dealer: Urindanger folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $206,038.50 returned to Ziigmund
Dealer: Ziigmund mucks
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($6,000)
Dealer: Hand #9055222733
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund posts the small blind of $500
Dealer: Urindanger is sitting out

Dont chase the paper, chase the dream!

barbieman Sweden. Aug 25 2011 06:41. Posts 2132

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khan, what about her?

Last edit: 25/08/2011 06:44

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 25 2011 07:11. Posts 14026

this one made me fuckin lol

jungleman12: that one was really naughty
Ziigmund: just sssh
Ziigmund: retard
jungleman12: fair enough i wont say anything when i get lucky
Ziigmund: rainman
jungleman12: very classy

Bigbobm United States. Aug 25 2011 10:01. Posts 5511

LOLOL

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket

nicksson Sweden. Aug 25 2011 15:07. Posts 4662

LOL

OpWestAcct United States. Aug 25 2011 15:20. Posts 640

lol

Fuck me

Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 25 2011 15:36. Posts 7499

ahahahaha

I'm sure calling him rainman has been standard on 2+2 for awhile but I don't follow this that much except on LP so that was extra hilarious.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Last edit: 25/08/2011 15:37

Spitfiree Bulgaria. Aug 25 2011 16:31. Posts 9634

Ziigmund is the boss srsly :D