ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 980

fwiw the monkey shimp must be the cutest thing

On October 13 2011 15:00 PplusAD wrote: Show nested quote + On October 13 2011 13:08 FlameExile wrote:   On October 13 2011 10:08 PplusAD wrote:   On October 13 2011 08:56 MJD wrote:   On October 13 2011 08:24 Baalim wrote: and more people got it wrong Yeah, to me it just looked like the image was pointing out the number of people that chose 26 and that the guy was in disbelief of how many it was seriously this has to be a level ? 3rd grade mathematics ? a x 0 = zero Aren't you supposed too multiply x0 first meaning only the sixteenth 2 becomes 0 leaving you with 15 +2 remaining and giving you a total of 30 Edit: My face when I saw people trying to troll each other this way while I hope we are all smart enough to know what is right xD Which is probably not so. U only have 35 posts but i can assure u this kinda topic has been on LP like once every 7-8 months and then was discussed through many many pages .... take another look at the + and - bewteen the 2s

He has been here for quite some years... He is my IRL friend and dabbled into online poker a little bit but not too serious... I lead him to this place because I got most of my advice here during micro-stakes and he just kept hanging around after poker mostly just for this thread... So he pretty much knows

v big thread on reddit with a lot of crazy stories about people's gross houses, makes for entertainment if not constant ROFLs

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...ost_horrifyingdisturbing_thing_youve/

here is but a small sample. not quite an appetizer to the thread.. more like a garnish,
"Guy in my college dorm's had lots of carpet stains and crunchy spots. He explained to everyone, like it was perfectly normal, that he just came on the floor and "carpeted it".
"Carpeting" meant that he just rubbed it in to the carpet with his foot. After telling the group this he realized that it was not as common a practice as he once thought. We moved to a different room."

chriiiiiist almighty so much fucked up shit in this thread, I want to post some of the stories here for those who don't want to spend a ton of time browsing through this crap. check spoiler.

+ Show Spoiler +

god fuck wtf i can't stopreading this thread its been HOURS

its so fucked up.. JESUS CHRIST

On October 14 2011 00:29 Night2o1 wrote: v big thread on reddit with a lot of crazy stories about people's gross houses, makes for entertainment if not constant ROFLs http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...ost_horrifyingdisturbing_thing_youve/ here is but a small sample. not quite an appetizer to the thread.. more like a garnish, "Guy in my college dorm's had lots of carpet stains and crunchy spots. He explained to everyone, like it was perfectly normal, that he just came on the floor and "carpeted it". "Carpeting" meant that he just rubbed it in to the carpet with his foot. After telling the group this he realized that it was not as common a practice as he once thought. We moved to a different room." chriiiiiist almighty so much fucked up shit in this thread, I want to post some of the stories here for those who don't want to spend a ton of time browsing through this crap. check spoiler. + Show Spoiler + -this guy was a cable installer: "The second crazy thing was a small ranch style home on the local indian reservation. It was the middle of the day, but they had thick curtains on all of the windows, and all of the carpets were dark, and the walls were either dark brown or that shitty wood paneling. The house had a chill as if you were in a deep cave and everything was very humid. Everything in the house was covered with stereotypical native American stuff, dream-catchers everywhere, cheesy paintings of wolves and indian chiefs, weird statues and a lot of those rocks that are always cut in half to show the crystals inside. I already have a real creepy vibe, but the family there was nice so I didn't think too much of it. Then I went to the master bedroom, mind you the door to the master bedroom is wide open and the kids follow me in. The master bedroom has a large closet that is the type that would typically have those sliding mirrored doors, not walk in but 8-10 feet wide. They had removed the doors and in the center of the closet was their TV, one of those classics with the fake wooden design on the sides, with a lone VCR on top. Behind the TV, filling the entire back of the closet from floor to ceiling was a meticulously stacked collection of hundreds of VHS tapes of hardcore pornography. I first focused on the TV and didn't notice the pornographic makeshift wallpaper, but as my eyes focused I started to realize what it was I was looking at. I'm not a prude, but these were very hard core movies, the only one I remember still was the first one I read that just said "Anal Torture". All of these movies have the exact same labeling, the same blue box, the same mustard yellow font, and one low resolution pornographic still I am guessing is from the movie. I suddenly felt my chest tightening the whole lead up to seeing the shrine which I am still convinced was home-made, combined with the thick musty air made me have my only panic attack of my life. I was light headed, and as I turned around to escape the entire family was behind me, 3 kids 4-12 years old and the mother and father, all with a super creepy smile on their face, and each smile was identical. I wanted to run out of there but it was hard to walk, I felt like I was walking through waist high mud, or like the gravity had suddenly tripled it's effect on me. When I finally made it out the front door and the sunlight hit my face I everything normalized, my head was instantly cleared and told me very clearly "GET OUT". I jogged to my work van and drove a few blocks away and sat there for a while feeling like I was going to cry. I called my dispatcher and told her I threw up and went home."

I cum on the carpet as well, don't really get the fuss, there arn't any crunchy bits tho, its not really noticeable.

WAT

dude why

I mean, like, I mean.. there are other options that you don't have to walk on all the time..

that thread is ridiculously disturbing

On October 14 2011 01:56 Stroggoz wrote: I cum on the carpet as well, don't really get the fuss, there arn't any crunchy bits tho, its not really noticeable.

On October 14 2011 01:56 Stroggoz wrote: Show nested quote + On October 14 2011 00:29 Night2o1 wrote: v big thread on reddit with a lot of crazy stories about people's gross houses, makes for entertainment if not constant ROFLs http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...ost_horrifyingdisturbing_thing_youve/ here is but a small sample. not quite an appetizer to the thread.. more like a garnish, "Guy in my college dorm's had lots of carpet stains and crunchy spots. He explained to everyone, like it was perfectly normal, that he just came on the floor and "carpeted it". "Carpeting" meant that he just rubbed it in to the carpet with his foot. After telling the group this he realized that it was not as common a practice as he once thought. We moved to a different room." chriiiiiist almighty so much fucked up shit in this thread, I want to post some of the stories here for those who don't want to spend a ton of time browsing through this crap. check spoiler. + Show Spoiler + -this guy was a cable installer: "The second crazy thing was a small ranch style home on the local indian reservation. It was the middle of the day, but they had thick curtains on all of the windows, and all of the carpets were dark, and the walls were either dark brown or that shitty wood paneling. The house had a chill as if you were in a deep cave and everything was very humid. Everything in the house was covered with stereotypical native American stuff, dream-catchers everywhere, cheesy paintings of wolves and indian chiefs, weird statues and a lot of those rocks that are always cut in half to show the crystals inside. I already have a real creepy vibe, but the family there was nice so I didn't think too much of it. Then I went to the master bedroom, mind you the door to the master bedroom is wide open and the kids follow me in. The master bedroom has a large closet that is the type that would typically have those sliding mirrored doors, not walk in but 8-10 feet wide. They had removed the doors and in the center of the closet was their TV, one of those classics with the fake wooden design on the sides, with a lone VCR on top. Behind the TV, filling the entire back of the closet from floor to ceiling was a meticulously stacked collection of hundreds of VHS tapes of hardcore pornography. I first focused on the TV and didn't notice the pornographic makeshift wallpaper, but as my eyes focused I started to realize what it was I was looking at. I'm not a prude, but these were very hard core movies, the only one I remember still was the first one I read that just said "Anal Torture". All of these movies have the exact same labeling, the same blue box, the same mustard yellow font, and one low resolution pornographic still I am guessing is from the movie. I suddenly felt my chest tightening the whole lead up to seeing the shrine which I am still convinced was home-made, combined with the thick musty air made me have my only panic attack of my life. I was light headed, and as I turned around to escape the entire family was behind me, 3 kids 4-12 years old and the mother and father, all with a super creepy smile on their face, and each smile was identical. I wanted to run out of there but it was hard to walk, I felt like I was walking through waist high mud, or like the gravity had suddenly tripled it's effect on me. When I finally made it out the front door and the sunlight hit my face I everything normalized, my head was instantly cleared and told me very clearly "GET OUT". I jogged to my work van and drove a few blocks away and sat there for a while feeling like I was going to cry. I called my dispatcher and told her I threw up and went home." I cum on the carpet as well, don't really get the fuss, there arn't any crunchy bits tho, its not really noticeable.

ROFL

On October 14 2011 00:29 Night2o1 wrote: v big thread on reddit with a lot of crazy stories about people's gross houses, makes for entertainment if not constant ROFLs http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...ost_horrifyingdisturbing_thing_youve/ here is but a small sample. not quite an appetizer to the thread.. more like a garnish, "Guy in my college dorm's had lots of carpet stains and crunchy spots. He explained to everyone, like it was perfectly normal, that he just came on the floor and "carpeted it". "Carpeting" meant that he just rubbed it in to the carpet with his foot. After telling the group this he realized that it was not as common a practice as he once thought. We moved to a different room." chriiiiiist almighty so much fucked up shit in this thread, I want to post some of the stories here for those who don't want to spend a ton of time browsing through this crap. check spoiler. + Show Spoiler + -this guy was a cable installer: "The second crazy thing was a small ranch style home on the local indian reservation. It was the middle of the day, but they had thick curtains on all of the windows, and all of the carpets were dark, and the walls were either dark brown or that shitty wood paneling. The house had a chill as if you were in a deep cave and everything was very humid. Everything in the house was covered with stereotypical native American stuff, dream-catchers everywhere, cheesy paintings of wolves and indian chiefs, weird statues and a lot of those rocks that are always cut in half to show the crystals inside. I already have a real creepy vibe, but the family there was nice so I didn't think too much of it. Then I went to the master bedroom, mind you the door to the master bedroom is wide open and the kids follow me in. The master bedroom has a large closet that is the type that would typically have those sliding mirrored doors, not walk in but 8-10 feet wide. They had removed the doors and in the center of the closet was their TV, one of those classics with the fake wooden design on the sides, with a lone VCR on top. Behind the TV, filling the entire back of the closet from floor to ceiling was a meticulously stacked collection of hundreds of VHS tapes of hardcore pornography. I first focused on the TV and didn't notice the pornographic makeshift wallpaper, but as my eyes focused I started to realize what it was I was looking at. I'm not a prude, but these were very hard core movies, the only one I remember still was the first one I read that just said "Anal Torture". All of these movies have the exact same labeling, the same blue box, the same mustard yellow font, and one low resolution pornographic still I am guessing is from the movie. I suddenly felt my chest tightening the whole lead up to seeing the shrine which I am still convinced was home-made, combined with the thick musty air made me have my only panic attack of my life. I was light headed, and as I turned around to escape the entire family was behind me, 3 kids 4-12 years old and the mother and father, all with a super creepy smile on their face, and each smile was identical. I wanted to run out of there but it was hard to walk, I felt like I was walking through waist high mud, or like the gravity had suddenly tripled it's effect on me. When I finally made it out the front door and the sunlight hit my face I everything normalized, my head was instantly cleared and told me very clearly "GET OUT". I jogged to my work van and drove a few blocks away and sat there for a while feeling like I was going to cry. I called my dispatcher and told her I threw up and went home." god fuck wtf i can't stopreading this thread its been HOURS its so fucked up.. JESUS CHRIST

what I got from this thread is this comic
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
this was scary and I was even expecting it to be scary through all the comments

On October 14 2011 07:09 lebowski wrote: Show nested quote + On October 14 2011 00:29 Night2o1 wrote: v big thread on reddit with a lot of crazy stories about people's gross houses, makes for entertainment if not constant ROFLs http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...ost_horrifyingdisturbing_thing_youve/ here is but a small sample. not quite an appetizer to the thread.. more like a garnish, "Guy in my college dorm's had lots of carpet stains and crunchy spots. He explained to everyone, like it was perfectly normal, that he just came on the floor and "carpeted it". "Carpeting" meant that he just rubbed it in to the carpet with his foot. After telling the group this he realized that it was not as common a practice as he once thought. We moved to a different room." chriiiiiist almighty so much fucked up shit in this thread, I want to post some of the stories here for those who don't want to spend a ton of time browsing through this crap. check spoiler. + Show Spoiler + -this guy was a cable installer: "The second crazy thing was a small ranch style home on the local indian reservation. It was the middle of the day, but they had thick curtains on all of the windows, and all of the carpets were dark, and the walls were either dark brown or that shitty wood paneling. The house had a chill as if you were in a deep cave and everything was very humid. Everything in the house was covered with stereotypical native American stuff, dream-catchers everywhere, cheesy paintings of wolves and indian chiefs, weird statues and a lot of those rocks that are always cut in half to show the crystals inside. I already have a real creepy vibe, but the family there was nice so I didn't think too much of it. Then I went to the master bedroom, mind you the door to the master bedroom is wide open and the kids follow me in. The master bedroom has a large closet that is the type that would typically have those sliding mirrored doors, not walk in but 8-10 feet wide. They had removed the doors and in the center of the closet was their TV, one of those classics with the fake wooden design on the sides, with a lone VCR on top. Behind the TV, filling the entire back of the closet from floor to ceiling was a meticulously stacked collection of hundreds of VHS tapes of hardcore pornography. I first focused on the TV and didn't notice the pornographic makeshift wallpaper, but as my eyes focused I started to realize what it was I was looking at. I'm not a prude, but these were very hard core movies, the only one I remember still was the first one I read that just said "Anal Torture". All of these movies have the exact same labeling, the same blue box, the same mustard yellow font, and one low resolution pornographic still I am guessing is from the movie. I suddenly felt my chest tightening the whole lead up to seeing the shrine which I am still convinced was home-made, combined with the thick musty air made me have my only panic attack of my life. I was light headed, and as I turned around to escape the entire family was behind me, 3 kids 4-12 years old and the mother and father, all with a super creepy smile on their face, and each smile was identical. I wanted to run out of there but it was hard to walk, I felt like I was walking through waist high mud, or like the gravity had suddenly tripled it's effect on me. When I finally made it out the front door and the sunlight hit my face I everything normalized, my head was instantly cleared and told me very clearly "GET OUT". I jogged to my work van and drove a few blocks away and sat there for a while feeling like I was going to cry. I called my dispatcher and told her I threw up and went home." god fuck wtf i can't stopreading this thread its been HOURS its so fucked up.. JESUS CHRIST what I got from this thread is this comic http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31 this was scary and I was even expecting it to be scary through all the comments

I got halfway through that comic and yao ming face'd my way out of there.

"Hang on to this bro!" *tosses shirt to random guy*
the discarding of his hat as fucking ace

i dont get it night?

He's a knight !!!!

imagine a horse instead of the dog!