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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 09 2008 21:47. Posts 14026

the jailbait one plz


Loco   Canada. May 09 2008 21:56. Posts 20987






that's the jb.

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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 09/05/2008 21:57

qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 09 2008 22:00. Posts 14026

whats the legal age there? 15?


Floofy   Canada. May 09 2008 22:01. Posts 8708

it was 14 but i think they made it 16 so its gay its illegal

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. May 09 2008 22:06. Posts 34286

i feel Chibi's presence hoving over this thread now.

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Loco   Canada. May 09 2008 22:25. Posts 20987

ya it's 16 now

I would have to punch floofy in the groin if he ever tries to touch that girl though

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 09/05/2008 22:26

Loco   Canada. May 09 2008 22:50. Posts 20987

Floofy says: i'm not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand??

Loco says: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Floofy says: seriously man

Loco says: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Floofy says: come on......

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Rekrul   United States. May 09 2008 23:42. Posts 3338

LOLOLLOOOOLOLOOLOLOLOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL shake hand

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 09 2008 23:43. Posts 14026

HAHAHAHAHA


masterfrywad   United States. May 10 2008 00:35. Posts 329

high five her


qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 10 2008 00:47. Posts 14026

honk her boobs then tap her on the butt


Narious   Canada. May 10 2008 00:49. Posts 4800

I <3 you Floofy, but I <3 Byrnesam more.


PokerDoc88   Australia. May 10 2008 00:59. Posts 3527

kick her in the teeth


PokerDoc88   Australia. May 10 2008 01:14. Posts 3527

Next weeks blog:

"I am shattered"
(pic of heart ripped in half)

I met Alex the other day and he stared me down until i said "hi".
Then he robotically said "hi" back to me, shook my hand (WTF?), and continued to stare me down.
Then Alex suddenly looked anxious, and his eyes rolled back into his head. He was visibly thinking.
As if in a trance, he murmured the word "Byrnesam" before suddenly snapping back to life.
He resumed staring at me, and then a weird smile appeared on his lips as he reached out and grabbed my boobs, then slapped my ass.
He then continued to stare at me, still as a statue, with the creepy smile cemented to his face.
I was shocked and speechless.
My brother appeared at the door and said "what the fuck Alex?".
A fight ensued, and I ran to my bedroom crying (U).
What are you Alex? You were the man of my dreams...but now it seems you are a creepy robot.

 Last edit: 10/05/2008 01:16

Narious   Canada. May 10 2008 01:22. Posts 4800


  On May 10 2008 00:14 PokerDoc88 wrote:
Next weeks blog:

"I am shattered"
(pic of heart ripped in half)

I met Alex the other day and he stared me down until i said "hi".
Then he robotically said "hi" back to me, shook my hand (WTF?), and continued to stare me down.
Then Alex suddenly looked anxious, and his eyes rolled back into his head. He was visibly thinking.
As if in a trance, he murmured the word "Byrnesam" before suddenly snapping back to life.
He resumed staring at me, and then a weird smile appeared on his lips as he reached out and grabbed my boobs, then slapped my ass.
He then continued to stare at me, still as a statue, with the creepy smile cemented to his face.
I was shocked and speechless.
My brother appeared at the door and said "what the fuck Alex?".
A fight ensued, and I ran to my bedroom crying (U).
What are you Alex? You were the man of my dreams...but now it seems you are a creepy robot.



I laughed out loud at this.


vltava   United States. May 10 2008 02:25. Posts 1742

Startled to find this thread alive still; I remember when he first posted it. GL Floofy! I might have had success with women at an earlier age if I had applied myself to it the way you do. A lot of people just take their skill with the opposite sex for granted and don't realize they're lucky in that it came naturally to them, or the deck is stacked in their favor because of looks/riches/whatever.

tooker: there is very little money in stts.  

EvilSky    Czech Republic. May 10 2008 02:53. Posts 8918


  On May 10 2008 00:14 PokerDoc88 wrote:
Next weeks blog:

"I am shattered"
(pic of heart ripped in half)

I met Alex the other day and he stared me down until i said "hi".
Then he robotically said "hi" back to me, shook my hand (WTF?), and continued to stare me down.
Then Alex suddenly looked anxious, and his eyes rolled back into his head. He was visibly thinking.
As if in a trance, he murmured the word "Byrnesam" before suddenly snapping back to life.
He resumed staring at me, and then a weird smile appeared on his lips as he reached out and grabbed my boobs, then slapped my ass.
He then continued to stare at me, still as a statue, with the creepy smile cemented to his face.
I was shocked and speechless.
My brother appeared at the door and said "what the fuck Alex?".
A fight ensued, and I ran to my bedroom crying (U).
What are you Alex? You were the man of my dreams...but now it seems you are a creepy robot.



This made my morning


Loco   Canada. May 10 2008 02:55. Posts 20987

Guys, today is a big day in the history of LP/this thread/floofy's life

It is the day Floofy finally meets the girl who's in love with him on the internet but has no clue how much fail is behind him. It is also the day where Floofy finally thinks he's found an above average looking girl that isn't mentally retarded and that he has chances with her.

How about we do some predictions or even sidebet on what we think is going to happen .

Here are my predictions;

I think Floofy will not like her looks at all and that it will be very awkward at some moments, but overall I think it's going to go fine.
I think the girl will actually like Floofy, because she is stupid and insecure (but hey that's just what I think) and he will make her feel better about herself.
I think they won't kiss or tell each others they're in love or anything like that
I think Floofy might end up hurting that girl's feelings (as ironic as that may sound)


Buttttttttt a small portion of me thinks that they are very similar and will end up being the perfect couple

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

RonK1337   Australia. May 10 2008 04:55. Posts 268

I think fail.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 10 2008 05:25. Posts 14026

last time i made a prediction on Floofys date he blocked me on msn for being right lol


 
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