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Loco   Canada. May 10 2008 05:29. Posts 20987

I bet he's going to jump on her as soon as they meet and give her a big wet tornado tongue smack just to try and prove me wrong =D

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 10 2008 05:32. Posts 14026

When is Floofys date happening?

is he offline at the moment getting psyched up for the big moment.... practising his handshakes.


kantoiki   Australia. May 10 2008 06:28. Posts 3818


  On May 10 2008 00:14 PokerDoc88 wrote:
Next weeks blog:

"I am shattered"
(pic of heart ripped in half)

I met Alex the other day and he stared me down until i said "hi".
Then he robotically said "hi" back to me, shook my hand (WTF?), and continued to stare me down.
Then Alex suddenly looked anxious, and his eyes rolled back into his head. He was visibly thinking.
As if in a trance, he murmured the word "Byrnesam" before suddenly snapping back to life.
He resumed staring at me, and then a weird smile appeared on his lips as he reached out and grabbed my boobs, then slapped my ass.
He then continued to stare at me, still as a statue, with the creepy smile cemented to his face.
I was shocked and speechless.
My brother appeared at the door and said "what the fuck Alex?".
A fight ensued, and I ran to my bedroom crying (U).
What are you Alex? You were the man of my dreams...but now it seems you are a creepy robot.



kudos hilarity lol

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

Sennpu   Canada. May 10 2008 07:16. Posts 1960

if you look at her blog, u will notice that SHE'S IN FACT REALLY RETARDED + If you plan to sidebet u should say that floofy will fail then copy/paste this thread link in Karine's Blog xD

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

Python817   Canada. May 10 2008 07:24. Posts 2733

link to blog?


Floofy   Canada. May 10 2008 08:15. Posts 8708

sorry

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 14/06/2008 22:19

lucifer   Sweden. May 10 2008 08:26. Posts 5955

jailbait > trailertrash.


going to jail is worth it floof. maybe you won't be such a trainwreck when you get out...

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it 

Ket    United Kingdom. May 10 2008 08:29. Posts 8665

one time floofy!


Kapol   Poland. May 10 2008 13:13. Posts 4696

All in all, I think Floofy is just a regular everyday normal guy.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) 

sTrAtO   Mexico. May 10 2008 14:09. Posts 5882


  On May 10 2008 01:55 Loco wrote:
I think they won't kiss or tell each others they're in love or anything like that during the date, but as soon as they're back to their computers they will scream the world how inlove they are


-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

Muhweli   Finland. May 10 2008 14:20. Posts 10663


  On May 10 2008 04:32 byrnesam wrote:
is he offline at the moment getting psyched up for the big moment.... practising his handshakes.



He's shaking something with his hand alright. Unloading pressure etc.
Can't wait to hear the failure report. :D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements Last edit: 10/05/2008 14:25

sTrAtO   Mexico. May 10 2008 15:01. Posts 5882

karine is the girl floofy is going to meet that will be with her brother?

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

Muhweli   Finland. May 10 2008 15:26. Posts 10663

Ahahahahah I don't care, but he'll be so crushed when he totally freezes up and blows it. :D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 10 2008 17:29. Posts 14026

AHAHAHA.


Baalim   Mexico. May 10 2008 18:29. Posts 34286

somebody pay the brother to videotape this date

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Sennpu   Canada. May 10 2008 18:45. Posts 1960


  On May 10 2008 17:29 Baal wrote:
somebody pay the brother to videotape this date



already done.

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

Yugless    United States. May 10 2008 20:17. Posts 7174

floofy is losing his virginity right about now

Baal - look is talking hah.  

qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 10 2008 20:43. Posts 14026


  On May 10 2008 19:17 Yugless wrote:
floofy is losing his virginity right about now



floofy is currently trying to out-dance a computer to avoid any conversation or social interaction whilst trying to hide the boner poking through his pants.


Sennpu   Canada. May 10 2008 21:30. Posts 1960

The girl actually gave floofy a fake 'rendezvous' point and he's still waiting for her to show up

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

Fayth    Canada. May 10 2008 21:33. Posts 10085


  On May 10 2008 19:17 Yugless wrote:
floofy is losing his virginity right about now


do you really think a guy with 0 experience would just fuck a girl on a first date? I'd be VERY surprised if he even kissed her

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

 
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