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sTrAtO   Mexico. May 15 2008 00:47. Posts 5882

hahaha

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

Link0   United States. May 15 2008 02:41. Posts 160

Hahaha very poetic nice one Loco


Exhilarate   United States. May 15 2008 03:16. Posts 5453

lawl that poem is hilarious man.


lebowski   Greece. May 15 2008 03:28. Posts 9205

great now you have become a muse floofy

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

kantoiki   Australia. May 15 2008 03:49. Posts 3818


  On May 14 2008 23:15 Loco wrote:
Floofy; And the jailbait of Sorel-Tracy

As I was surfing LP
The jailbait from Sorel-Tracy started talking to me
I asked her to open her camera so that I could see
Her in her bra and panties only
I was being very funny and cocky
She suddenly started teasing me
Unsure I asked her if her parents would agree
She said she was fourteen and did whatever she wanted with her body
She kept saying she loved me
I said "my heart belongs to Karine, sorry"
She said "but we are soulmates floofy"
I said "but until you are sixteen I cannot touch your pussy"
She said she wouldn't tell anybody
I think it is a trap and shouldn't get involved intimitly
But I will succomb eventually
To the envy of shaking her hand and tickle her tiny little feet
But as I would drive to her house would be scared horrendously
Of showing up eating a brownie and seeing Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC



hahaha quality

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

Fayth    Canada. May 15 2008 09:14. Posts 10085

LMAO

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

iop   Sweden. May 15 2008 09:59. Posts 4951


  On May 14 2008 23:15 Loco wrote:
Floofy; And the jailbait of Sorel-Tracy

As I was surfing LP
The jailbait from Sorel-Tracy started talking to me
I asked her to open her camera so that I could see
Her in her bra and panties only
I was being very funny and cocky
She suddenly started teasing me
Unsure I asked her if her parents would agree
She said she was fourteen and did whatever she wanted with her body
She kept saying she loved me
I said "my heart belongs to Karine, sorry"
She said "but we are soulmates floofy"
I said "but until you are sixteen I cannot touch your pussy"
She said she wouldn't tell anybody
I think it is a trap and shouldn't get involved intimitly
But I will succomb eventually
To the envy of shaking her hand and tickle her tiny little feet
But as I would drive to her house would be scared horrendously
Of showing up eating a brownie and seeing Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC




This poem deserves love, lots of love

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Sennpu   Canada. May 15 2008 13:01. Posts 1960

ROFL this poem deserve Awards ;D

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

SemPeR   Canada. May 17 2008 13:15. Posts 2288

Very nice poem. ^^


Floofy   Canada. May 17 2008 13:28. Posts 8708

sorry

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 14/06/2008 22:49

pokerpokerFTW   Norway. May 17 2008 14:02. Posts 104

I allways just tell them to try my tounge and they will be positve suprised

Just be on the edge of rude.. Balance is the key


Sennpu   Canada. May 17 2008 20:01. Posts 1960

i am positive, the Jailbait DOESN'T have ANY interest in floofy, she's just screaming for attention.

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

Fayth    Canada. May 17 2008 22:41. Posts 10085

noooooooooooooo me want summary!

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Fayth    Canada. May 17 2008 22:42. Posts 10085

I say tickle the feet, one time

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Floofy   Canada. May 17 2008 23:22. Posts 8708

bleh it went similar as last time

i think im gonna give up and try new girls

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Narious   Canada. May 17 2008 23:27. Posts 4800


  On May 17 2008 22:22 Floofy wrote:
bleh it went similar as last time

i think im gonna give up and try new girls




This is a good decision.


Floofy   Canada. May 17 2008 23:43. Posts 8708


  On May 17 2008 19:01 Sennpu wrote:
i am positive, the Jailbait DOESN'T have ANY interest in floofy, she's just screaming for attention.



i also think that

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

YoMeR   United States. May 17 2008 23:46. Posts 12438

this almost feels like one of those really dumb reality MTV shows where they get some nerd to do something ridiculous.

eZ Life. 

masterfrywad   United States. May 18 2008 00:28. Posts 329

floofly go on a date that doesn't involve video games, but does involve alcohol


Sennpu   Canada. May 18 2008 08:19. Posts 1960


  On May 17 2008 23:28 masterfrywad wrote:
floofly go on a date that doesn't involve video games, but does involve alcohol



retarded.

Floofy in the end... use GHB(Rape drug) this is ur only hope. if it screw up then /wrists

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

 
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