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Quace   Netherlands. May 29 2008 06:12. Posts 52

This thread is so hysterical that I lolcried out loud at the office. Haha.


dafcnz   Canada. May 29 2008 07:56. Posts 303

Yo can I get an msn email for that Sorel-Tracy Jailbait? It's only like an hour drive.


Sadman   Spain. May 31 2008 03:23. Posts 1

Hi

I think this might help: http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main3.php

And not only Floofy....


Floofy   Canada. Jun 02 2008 10:12. Posts 8708

sorry

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 14/06/2008 22:58

Oly   United Kingdom. Jun 02 2008 10:21. Posts 3585

You are the prize mate. Don't persuade her, just tell her you think she's cool, but you don't want to be messed around, bye.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 02 2008 10:32. Posts 8708

ive kinda done that already. it kinda pissed her off lol
but its ok shes not pissed off anymore

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Loco   Canada. Jun 02 2008 11:53. Posts 20987

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jun 02 2008 12:25. Posts 10896

wtf you are obv not in love with her you just want to have a gf
shes obv not in love with you cause she wouldnt think about her ex
problem solved


Loco   Canada. Jun 02 2008 12:29. Posts 20987

yea floofy u are hilarious as fuck "i dont know if im in love blahblah" u just don't want to be (stay) lonely

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 02 2008 17:57. Posts 34286

omg stop pursuing her like ur needy, it wont work she will shrug you off in an instant, just be like "ok its your decision, do what you must, bye".

You pissed her off because u probably pulled a dumb pseudo cocky forced move, if you act like "give me a chance" you will fail guaranteed.

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Fayth    Canada. Jun 02 2008 23:53. Posts 10085

"give me a chance" is the ultimate loserish move

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 03 2008 03:41. Posts 14026

find a chick
get her drunk
rub her titties and her cooch
once shes moist stick it in

no need for love floofy


lebowski   Greece. Jun 03 2008 07:53. Posts 9205

I love ice cream

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Oly   United Kingdom. Jun 03 2008 08:12. Posts 3585

Stand outside her window and serenade her with Guitar Hero plugged into a fuck off sound system.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

PandaSaurus   Australia. Jun 03 2008 10:26. Posts 1651

Or if you want to be really suave, play DDR to your Guitar Hero serenade.

... 

Floofy   Canada. Jun 03 2008 11:08. Posts 8708

Panda i actually would really like to try that.

but u need 2 tvs thats complicated

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

albonycee   United States. Jun 03 2008 12:33. Posts 2749



(insert stupid shit)aments 

Fraser   Canada. Jun 03 2008 16:50. Posts 4605


  On June 02 2008 09:12 Floofy wrote:
considering ive never really been in love with a girl i can't really be 100% sure about my feelings and im worried im just attached and attracted to her but it aint rly love. but i think about her rly ofteeeen i basicelly wake up thinking about her...
bleh worst case scenario if i find out im not in love and want to break up ill pull a 0101011101010 so that SHE breaks up LOL


lol floofy you probably won't believe me, but you're not in love with her. also in 3-4 years you'll look back and be like wtf was I thinking. but thats all ok. pursue it till the end and let us know how it goes. But if it goes somewhere just push the action and get some bedroom experience out of this.

Also Byrnesam's strategy works well.


Baalim   Mexico. Jun 05 2008 22:20. Posts 34286


  On June 03 2008 11:33 albonycee wrote:





ROFL!

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Floofy   Canada. Jun 05 2008 23:13. Posts 8708

sorry

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 14/06/2008 23:01

 
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